Whats your piles looking like ?

[Crazyfool01]

4 minutes ago, GMF said:

Sorry could not resist.

 

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[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Preperation H.  It's alright on the hole.

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Preperation H.  It's alright on the hole.

the 3 ps preperationH prevents piss poor piles 

[Amy Lawn]

11 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

I looked into this for a while but couldn't find any way to do so. Could only find tiny individual poles. Help me out here.

what length are you after?

[GMF]

12 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

?

Apologies tried to paste a Nobby's Piles cartoon from viz, it did not work.

[sime]

19 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

packing list must be small ... where everyone else is deciding on number of pairs of socks to take !!!

Ha! Comfy socks are a must! I don't nude up around the festival anymore (apart from Lost Horizons sauna), due to the over security, security people, so do need clothing nowadays. Oh how times have changed...!

[Gucci Piggy]

11 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

what length are you after?

• Pole length: 4.54m x2, 3.71m x1
• Pole section length: 50cm, 53cm

[Amy Lawn]

2 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

• Pole length: 4.54m x2, 3.71m x1

Which is the broken one?

I feel like I've got a halfwit son.

[Gucci Piggy]

2 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Which is the broken one?

I feel like I've got a halfwit son.

I left them all at Glastonbury last year by accident.

[Crazyfool01]

thought this was a thread about piles ..... ? I suppose the spelling of poles is close  

[GMF]

4 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

thought this was a thread about piles ..... ? I suppose the spelling of poles is close  

You would not want a pole near your piles.

[Amy Lawn]

Just now, Will-2609 said:

I left them all at Glastonbury last year by accident.

Two of these

Seven of these then get some more wire to tie them together.

[MattR88]

For starters

[Gucci Piggy]

1 minute ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Two of these

Seven of these then get some more wire to tie them together.

You're a beautiful man.

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, MattR88 said:

For starters

impressive pile  how many is that for ?

[BlackHole2006]

I'll be packing the night before as always whilst Worthy FM is on in the background 

[The Clearest Blue]

13 minutes ago, MattR88 said:

For starters

Punk, good choice!

[Dyceloon]

agreed obviously

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

26 minutes ago, GMF said:

You would not want a pole near your piles.

Anything or anyone touches my farmers when they are at their very peak of showing me their presence, then I'll either kill or I'll travel across the room doing a series of gymnastics that would give Nadia Comăneci a run for her money. Pain doesn't begin to describe the situation when they are like that. Even applying ointment is stressful.

Thanks for letting me share that. I'm sure that you feel a whole lot better for knowing.

[MilkyJoe]

I thought this was going to be another Harry Styles is playing thread!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

33 minutes ago, MattR88 said:

For starters

That is an impressive pile. 

[Dave_c]

I don't have a pile, I'll do it on the Tuesday night, that's time enough 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 minute ago, Dave_c said:

I don't have a pile, 

Lucky. Very lucky.

[MilkyJoe]

 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

10 minutes ago, MilkyJoe said:

 

I have a friend who, along with his siblings, was told to just stare in to the corner of a room for hours, while his mom cavorted with her husbands brother, or some such. It's rare that this bloke opens up, but he blew my mind with the tales of his childhood. Sorry if that sounds like a downer, it's just that your photo triggered that memory in my mind. You'll be pleased to know that he turned out to be a charming man.