Glasto security post London/Manchester

[Uh-Oh!]

On Wednesday morning the organisers really need to get the queues moving early, I will feel like a sitting duck whilst held outside awaiting entry.

Edited June 4, 2017 by Uh-Oh!

[CaledonianGonzo]

Don't go then.

[DeadAmos]

well turn up at a time when there is no queue then

[giantkatestacks]

Can we keep all of this in one thread fgs

[CaledonianGonzo]

Dont be frightened. Michael Eavis has hired this guy to protect the queue.

[Mickball]

5 minutes ago, Uh-Oh! said:

On Wednesday morning the organisers really need to get the queues moving early, I will feel like a sitting duck whilst held outside awaiting entry.

I've decided to stay at home and watch Sky News on Glasto weekend.

 

Can't be too careful.

[phillyfaddle]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Dont be frightened. Michael Eavis has hired this guy to protect the queue.

Phew. I'll sleep easier now 

[CaledonianGonzo]

4 minutes ago, phillyfaddle said:

Phew. I'll sleep easier now 

Careful while you're sleeping, please.  You're a sitting duck for bedbugs.

[phillyfaddle]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Careful while you're sleeping, please.  You're a sitting duck for bedbugs.

I sleep standing up 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Then you're a sitting duck for pins and needles in your feet.

[phillyfaddle]

6 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Then you're a sitting duck for pins and needles in your feet.

You win 

[oneeye]

33 minutes ago, Uh-Oh! said:

On Wednesday morning the organisers really need to get the queues moving early, I will feel like a sitting duck whilst held outside awaiting entry.

It won't be the weather for ducks 

[CaledonianGonzo]

I for one plan on getting absolutely mallard*

 

 

 

 

*mullered

[Wanderlei]

The threat level has been "severe" for ages, so security should be tight at big events such as Glastonbury anyway. We know attacks are going to happen, so, although what happened in Manchester and London is awful, it's not surprising. Security shouldn't really need to be any different to what it has been in reaction to attacks that we know will happen...

[CaledonianGonzo]

Take it elsewhere buddy.  This is the duck joke thread.

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Take it elsewhere buddy.  This is the duck joke thread.

I've upvoted the downvote for the duck gag back to 0, purely on the basis that you didn't just call @Wanderlei 'quackers'. 

[Mardy]

Is this all a clue to tell us the secret act is Drake?

[CaledonianGonzo]

Admittedly my response was a poultry little thing.

[CaledonianGonzo]

3 minutes ago, Mardy said:

Is this all a clue to tell us the secret act is Drake?

Eider (be) Down with that idea.

[bucko]

2 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Eider (be) Down with that idea.

might be better sleeping on it.

[ripcurl85]

These jokes are fowl.

[stuartbert two hats]

I don't know why everyone is getting in such a flap.

[oneeye]

11 minutes ago, Mardy said:

Is this all a clue to tell us the secret act is Drake?

Orville it be birdy?

[Woffy]

Awful. Just awful. I'm not Peking in here again. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

I'm turning my parson's nose up at this thread.