Glasto security post London/Manchester

[simian_mobile_mushrooms]

1 hour ago, Uh-Oh! said:

On Wednesday morning the organisers really need to get the queues moving early, I will feel like a sitting duck whilst held outside awaiting entry.

A sitting duck for the best time of your bloody life!

[Larraht]

Waddle we do??

[ripcurl85]

This topic really sticks in the craw.

[CaledonianGonzo]

We shouldn't be duckling the issue.

[oneeye]

34 minutes ago, Wanderlei said:

The threat level has been "severe" for ages, so security should be tight at big events such as Glastonbury anyway. We know attacks are going to happen, so, although what happened in Manchester and London is awful, it's not surprising. Security shouldn't really need to be any different to what it has been in reaction to attacks that we know will happen...

Eggsactlly

 

[zico martin]

This thread is everything which is wrong with the web(bed feet)

Sorry all the good ones have gone

[Bonaneas]

Don't worry, the old bill will have our backs. 

[strangetown]

1 hour ago, Uh-Oh! said:

On Wednesday morning the organisers really need to get the queues moving early, I will feel like a sitting duck whilst held outside awaiting entry.

You must be a quack head 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Some bantam-weight efforts now.

[Bonaneas]

The biggest queues will be at the quack of dawn so just arrive later. 

[Bonaneas]

Sod this, I'm going back to the other thread to keep an eye on the feather forecast. 

[simian_mobile_mushrooms]

Just have a goosey gander and watch your backs

[Bonaneas]

4 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Some bantam-weight efforts now.

Don't be getting all down on me.

[GMF]

To CROWN it all this  is all just SPECULUMation, it might never happen. That is on for the real duck affectionadoes out there. Please also goggle Speculum as part of a bird, not the gynaecological definition.

[themuel]

1 hour ago, Uh-Oh! said:

On Wednesday morning the organisers really need to get the queues moving early, I will feel like a sitting duck whilst held outside awaiting entry.

What an awful post. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

1 minute ago, GMF said:

Please also goggle Speculum as part of a bird, not the gynaecological definition.

Are you for teal?

[Bonaneas]

8 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Are you for teal?

He needs his head testing by the Ducktor 'cos the poor lads obviously quacked under the pressure. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

To be fair we're all going a bit Daffy.

[oneeye]

Could crispy the best thread today?

[MrMac]

Security will be given free range to take appropriate action.

[stuartbert two hats]

This seems to have ruffled a few feathers.

[Bonaneas]

7 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

To be fair we're all going a bit Daffy.

Pennards will be full of mallards if this carries on. 

[frostypaw]

Why on earth would they try to attack a thin long queue where you'd only get folk a few meters either way when there are check-in areas at airport terminals crammed with thousands upon thousands in an enclosed and glass-filled place?

[guypjfreak]

[Chawk]

6 hours ago, strangetown said:

You must be a quack head 

Drakes one to know one