Brownie30 Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Don't do it to yourself. This is worse than the Brits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneLittleFish Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 I'd love to see Johnny Vegas do the commentary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather90 Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) Croatia was actually genius. Also honourable mentions to the guy pretending to play a sax, a man dancing in a gorilla suit and a man stood on a ladder wearing a horse mask Thatchers vintage may be enhancing the eurovision experience for me Edited May 13, 2017 by Heather90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather90 Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, OneLittleFish said: I'd love to see Johnny Vegas do the commentary. With brian blessed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveTLizard Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, OneLittleFish said: I'd love to see Johnny Vegas do the commentary. hat would be fucking immense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownie30 Posted May 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 My winner so far is that horse on the stepladder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveTLizard Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 anyone got a link to the British entry, this has completely passed me by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flysheet Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 It's on now X factor guff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 I liked Croatia. I am quite drunk though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlastoEls Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 To be fair... when it gets wacky, like Croatia or the horse guy, or the gorilla, this is fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandolin Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 There's yodelling rap going on right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balti-pie Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 The fella who sang for Croatia, and I know this is going to sound very strange, was voted 'homophobe of the year' in his home country. He's one of your mad religious types. Quite what he's doing in this competition is a hell of a question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather90 Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 What else would you want for a saturday night. Rap yodelling and cider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather90 Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, balti-pie said: Quite what he's doing in this competition is a hell of a question Im still confused as to how Russia even enter, yet alone take seriously this competition for the same reasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cian T Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 YODELEHEEE YODELEHEHOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMF Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Alcohol and nothing better to do on a Saturday, Croatia Belarus and Azerbaijan (horse head guy) have been okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlastoEls Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Hey Ukraine! 2001 called. They want their riffs back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneLittleFish Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, GlastoEls said: Hey Ukraine! 2001 called. They want their riffs back! Stinkin' Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownie30 Posted May 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Okay so I'm three beers down and it's slightly more enjoyable - I think this is the correct survival mechanism whilst it's on. Still horse head step ladder for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMF Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) Let's drop our Woganist ironic disdain, we are at song 23, name your top 3 Croatia Azerbeijan Belarus or Belgium Edited May 13, 2017 by GMF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveTLizard Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 I think this might be the worst thing I've seen on television, and I've seen "The Valleys" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandolin Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 I honestly haven't been paying enough attention to know which is from which country. But I'm very glad that the ones who "can't go on" have, finally, decided that they meant it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneLittleFish Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Can we please, please, please have Sleaford Mods represent us next year? With proper go-go dancers and fireworks and morons with abs bodypopping and other things in the background? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stokesy10 Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 I liked yodelling lady.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlastoEls Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just now, OneLittleFish said: Can we please, please, please have Sleaford Mods represent us next year? With proper go-go dancers and fireworks and morons with abs bodypopping and other things in the background? NOW you're talking. "Eurovision.. you jolly FUCKERS". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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