If I hadn't been to Glastonbury I would never have...

[Woffy]

16 minutes ago, Fork_UK said:

Seen my parents on pills!  

Your mum hasn't always taken pills. 

[swede]

2 minutes ago, moheetoes said:

Lost my phone and my friends and had the best time bimbling on my own for a day

One of my favorite days was on my honeymoon in 2010 just bimbling around with my wife, we saw two bands all day, Biffy at the Park and Muse on the pyramid 

[CaledonianGonzo]

....got in a fight at Strummerville for telling people that Life by Des'ree has better lyrics than anything by The Clash.

[Watergirl]

realized I like Elbow.

[CaledonianGonzo]

...walked into a barbers and asked for "A Maurice".

[carlosj]

Realised there are loads of things I want to do, and should just get on and do them.

[lucyginger]

33 minutes ago, Wellyboot said:

Met some of my best friends 

I was going to say this too! Love you! 

[sime]

Been published naked in the (I think it was 2003) Glastonbury programme on the 20 things to do at the festival feature. I was number 14, get naked

[Wellyboot]

18 minutes ago, lucyginger said:

I was going to say this too! Love you! 

 

[guypjfreak]

Jumped the broomstick with the wife. 

Come on efestivals.. Here 

[tevaburger]

Seen Portishead Friday night Other Stage 2013

[Lucy92]

Found my home 

[ivan]

59 minutes ago, strangegoose said:

Named my dog Eavis 

We named our cat Eavis

[pauladam]

sat on my arse in the mud, totally steemin' and watched stand by me in the cinema tent...
or

Seen Mik Artistik

[stuartbert two hats]

2 hours ago, Quark said:

Watched my wife's uncle get utterly gillespied on a box of red wine, spend 20 minutes getting increasingly irate and telling us why Harry Secombe was a c**t, and pass out in his chair in the rain.

He was. My Granny, God rest her soul had a particularly chilling anecdote about the old fucker.

 

[stuartbert two hats]

Become addicted to going to Glastonbury.

[Lucy92]

1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Become addicted to going to Glastonbury.

I'm already dreading the fallow year 

[Dave_c]

Decided to not even entertain the idea of going to any other festival

 

[MilkyJoe]

...seen my missus piss in a cup.

...been so happy to catch my first glimpse of the Tor coming over the hill on the A37.

...lost half a stone in 5 days.

...experienced such a rollercoaster of emotions in the first week of October.

...bought so many tents!

[ivan]

Watched football whilst on pills .  2004  I think they showed the England v Portugal game on the Thursday evening .  We were supposed to be going for a bimble and a dance afterwards so I thought I would be prepared for that and took some .  I read later there were 30,000 people watching the football in the Pyramid field .But  they failed to mention one person that was just admiring the colours in the sky and bemoaning the lack of any dance anthems !!!

[stuartbert two hats]

1 minute ago, ivan said:

Watched football whilst on pills .  2004  I think they showed the England v Portugal game on the Thursday evening .  We were supposed to be going for a bimble and a dance afterwards so I thought I would be prepared for that and took some .  I read later there were 30,000 people watching the football in the Pyramid field .But  they failed to mention one person that was just admiring the colours in the sky and bemoaning the lack of any dance anthems !!!

More than one

[Tables innit]

Met the wife

Watched the levellers with my mum whilst a little bit off my box

Witness my mum shower my mate

 

 

[MrZigster]

Seen most of the acts anyone could ever want to see at an extremely reasonable price.

[Wooderson]

Tasted tuborg.

[Avalon_Fields]

Dressed up as Slash and Amy Winehouse...but not at the same time!