I have never...

[DJ Cull]

7 hours ago, Chipbarm said:

Been going since 2003 and never been up the ribbon tower or watched anyone in the acoustic tent.

In all those years I've never had a growler, which I'm quite proud of. Plenty of other delights to enjoy than that shit in a tray.

I've never done a shit in a tray, is that a thing?

[PretentiousThinkpiece]

1 hour ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Fish and Tits

It was there alright....though I dunno....already feels like a bit of a dated idea.

right that was it... it's just i swear i remember going in but no one else i was with did and thought i'd made it up to cover up my disgusting fish fetish

Edited April 27, 2017 by PretentiousThinkpiece

[CaledonianGonzo]

[OneLittleFish]

I've never used a portaloo at Glasto. Always longdrops.

[OneLittleFish]

5 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Chips cheese AND gravy for the win!

And that's Yorkshire, not southern. 

That's basically poutine and technically Canadian if we're being pedantic.

[ukmountie]

I've never had a shit in a long drop or portaloo at the festival. Motorhome loo the first few times, now composting in the cyclist fields. Then again I've been lucky enough not to have an urgent need. :-)

[OneLittleFish]

Just now, Scruffylovemonster said:

I wasn't saying it originated in Yorkshire. Just it's not a southern thing. 

If there's one thing I associate with Yorkshire it's ripping off the Canadians.

 

I admittedly don't know much about Yorkshire.

[Untz]

52 minutes ago, PretentiousThinkpiece said:

right that was it... it's just i swear i remember going in but no one else i was with did and thought i'd made it up to cover up my disgusting fish fetish

It was there, but there was never any tits about when I went in. Well, at least none of the naked woman kind.

[CaledonianGonzo]

There was a scantily clad blue-painted mermaid type lounging on some sort of plinth the time that I went in 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

1 hour ago, lobo said:

I went just as metallica were starting, easy to get in and not too packed inside, had an amazing time. Last year waited in line after the headliners finished and the queue started by the ribbon tower! Spent an hour in the line then gave up. I guess go during headliners for an easy entrance and no over crowding problems. Apparently the hot tubs are pretty rank, not been in them myself, probably would have if id found them though.

Yeah, Glastonbury's over too quickly to be queuing for an hour

[Pinhead]

12 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

There was a scantily clad blue-painted mermaid type lounging on some sort of plinth the time that I went in 

Yep. 

Edited April 27, 2017 by Pinhead

[popcornmaster]

On 4/26/2017 at 3:17 PM, Scruffylovemonster said:

common consensus seems to be the stone circle. but I reckon the park hill would be just as good, with less people.

So depends of you want chilled out loneliness or atmosphere and a few nobheads. 

In between both! The flags, it's even quieter there. 

[popcornmaster]

Never made it to the Piano bar nor the Rabbit hole. 

Never really got lost particularly when trying to find my tent at misc o'clock.

Never been robbed when friends around me have.

Never found/taken acid there but would be interested in that sensory overload. 

Never taken a proper shower although I've washed using a makeshift shower built with large water containers and heated by the biblical 2010 sun.

I've never missed a drink more the 2l Brothers bottles.

Never found a festival that comes close to comparing to Glastonbury.

Never been more excited to see a band play the Pyramid as Radiohead this year (especially with the rumoured OKC anniversary play through).

Never slept more than 5 hours a night but most likely rarely more than 3.

Edited April 28, 2017 by popcornmaster

[Bisque]

Never...

Been up the ribbon tower

Been to the Rabbit Hole

Seen the dragon

Been under the Arcadia spider

Had a w*nk in my tent

Charged my phone

Made anything in the hippy bit

Been in a posh yurt

Poo'd anywhere other than a toilet/long drop

Edited April 28, 2017 by Bisque

[PretentiousThinkpiece]

19 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Me irl