lucyginger Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wellyboot said: YES!!! Might be heavy tho.. buuuut could cary things in them without hands! 1 minute ago, Lucy92 said: https://www.amazon.co.uk/MyTinyWorld-Dolls-Miniature-Rubber-Wellington/dp/B01N2P0UO8 GENIUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy92 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Just now, lucyginger said: GENIUS. Could jazz them up with a bit of glitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttlep Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Just now, lucyginger said: I just laughed ridiculously loud for someone home alone at that. Must try this! I must add to make it more challenging try not sleeping the night before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Just now, Lucy92 said: Could jazz them up with a bit of glitter I think I love you! Let's do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Just now, shuttlep said: I must add to make it more challenging try not sleeping the night before Sleeping at night at Glastonbury is a waste! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellyboot Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 12 minutes ago, Lucy92 said: https://www.amazon.co.uk/MyTinyWorld-Dolls-Miniature-Rubber-Wellington/dp/B01N2P0UO8 Oh wow! I'm gunna get some thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttlep Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, lucyginger said: Sleeping at night at Glastonbury is a waste! I like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 16 minutes ago, shuttlep said: I like you I am fab! Modest too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke88 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Dave_c said: If you want an even cleaner toilet experience when at the car collecting supplies Over the weekend go to the portaloos at the far ends of the car parks. They are palatial as nobody is using them. I found this last year when I found myself in a 'can't actually walk another step without crapping myself' situation while collecting my supplies. Toilet was lovely and clean, unfortunately I had no toilet paper, so had to wipe my arse on the envelope they'd stored my car keys in at the lock-up as that was all I had on me. Not pleasant at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneLittleFish Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Titters said: I'm not suggesting using a stage as a loo. Would still be more entertaining than the fucking 1975 on the Pyramid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Talk to at least one random person per day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneLittleFish Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 When ordering at the Somerset cider bus say the phrase "Daffy Duck stole my undercrackers" - it's code and you'll thank me at the end of the festival Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebeth Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 19 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said: Talk to at least one random person per day This. At my first I got talking to a group of local guys who had been to every year's festival between them. They had sweatshirts printed up like a stag do but they were lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy92 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Make your lock screen your emergency contact details incase you loose your phone/get ill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel74 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Ride the monorail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 hour ago, lucyginger said: We need to make welly boot necklaces! or welly boot Australian style hats ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fowls Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 57 minutes ago, lucyginger said: Sleeping at night at Glastonbury is a waste! Exactly! 6-11am is for sleeping. Then it starts all over again! ...unless it's muddy, in which case my feet are usually killing me by 1am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Avoid the Pyramid entirely for a whole festival* and you'll really really miss the old girl the following year. * Don't do this unless you'be been several times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morethanaphelan Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 If you can hack the trek, toilets up by Strummerville are the Ritz of Glastonbury bogs. Strummerville is a good place to go anyway. Toilets by the Woods last year were also a peaceful place to do anything other than a wee, but people didn't really know about it so it may change this year. Put cans under your tent, there will almost definitely be a bonus one waiting when you go to pack up. Stop wasting can space with so many clothes. Appropriation aside, you look like a tit if you are in a headdress/Topshop garland/showing off your gigantic biceps and abs. If you're a print nerd find the press it's brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Placid Casual Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Some call the ribbon tower overrated, I think it's bloody brilliant. The hill's ace and all but do take the time to queue for the ribbon tower, ideally on the Wednesday or Thursday. The views from up there are stunning and it feels great to be above everybody and everything. When I queued up for it in 2014, we could hear the Railing Staines nearby and everyone in the queue was having a singalong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micropizza Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Probably a bit obvious for regulars but the ones I tell new friends: Unpack your bag and make the tent messy so idiots looking to steal can't be bothered to go through everything (vs just taking your half still packed backpack to somewhere else to rummage) On entry, have the wristband put on the wrist you don't wipe your arse with. Take a bowl and water container - refreshing hairwash in the morning wakes you up nicely. I'm going to be looking out for one of you wearing that welly necklace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 13 hours ago, morethanaphelan said: If you can hack the trek, toilets up by Strummerville are the Ritz of Glastonbury bogs. Strummerville is a good place to go anyway. Toilets by the Woods last year were also a peaceful place to do anything other than a wee, but people didn't really know about it so it may change this year. Put cans under your tent, there will almost definitely be a bonus one waiting when you go to pack up. Stop wasting can space with so many clothes. Appropriation aside, you look like a tit if you are in a headdress/Topshop garland/showing off your gigantic biceps and abs. If you're a print nerd find the press it's brilliant. This!! It's brilliant! The soothing sound of a lovely old Heidelberg.... ahhhh it's sooo nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, micropizza said: Probably a bit obvious for regulars but the ones I tell new friends: Unpack your bag and make the tent messy so idiots looking to steal can't be bothered to go through everything (vs just taking your half still packed backpack to somewhere else to rummage) On entry, have the wristband put on the wrist you don't wipe your arse with. Take a bowl and water container - refreshing hairwash in the morning wakes you up nicely. I'm going to be looking out for one of you wearing that welly necklace Or a few of us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripcurl85 Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Lenor bottle; Camping water carrier to avoid the need to queue for hours whilst people wash their hair/boots/clothes etc under the taps first thing in the morning; Toilets near the Wood last year and in previous years have been good for a morning "think" with a copy of the Free Press; and Tiny Tea Tent for tea and cake is ideal for a chill and a recharge of the batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulshane Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 if you're texting someone, include the time you're sending it in the text. no fun trying to meet someone behind the mixing desk at the main stage when they sent the message two days ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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