Glastonbury Would You Rather...

[Gucci Piggy]

1 minute ago, BeautifulProng said:

*grips prong*

Would you rather Leeds missed out on the playoffs or Leeds missed out on the playoffs?

[somecoolusername]

How on earth are so many people choosing the nearly full longdrop option? It's making my toes curl just thinking about it 

[Lucy92]

8 minutes ago, MattDavies__ said:

Spend saturday night with a hundred duck-sized Dave Grohl's, or one Dave Grohl-sized duck? 

Duck sized Dave grohls. You could have so much fun 

[Gucci Piggy]

Just now, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

You get to pick your dream lineup, including deceased acts back from the dead, but it rains torrentially for every second of the festival, or you have to endure your worst possible lineup with acts you hate but its blissful sunshine for the entire festival (but not too hot)?

Second one cos I could just claim I hate Muse like I do on here and then have the best weekend of my life.

[Lucy92]

1 minute ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

You get to pick your dream lineup, including deceased acts back from the dead, but it rains torrentially for every second of the festival, or you have to endure your worst possible lineup with acts you hate but its blissful sunshine for the entire festival (but not too hot)?

Rainy option 

[Gucci Piggy]

Just now, somecoolusername said:

How on earth are so many people choosing the nearly full longdrop option? It's making my toes curl just thinking about it 

Fucking weird people.

[parsonjack]

Would you rather....live locally and have a 20 minute door to festival journey, or live 300 miles away and have a 2 day epic road trip with all the expectation that brings?

[BeautifulProng]

1 minute ago, Will-2609 said:

Would you rather Leeds missed out on the playoffs or Leeds missed out on the playoffs?

would you rather shit on a plate or fuck a guy during foals?

[parsonjack]

2 minutes ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

You get to pick your dream lineup, including deceased acts back from the dead, but it rains torrentially for every second of the festival, or you have to endure your worst possible lineup with acts you hate but its blissful sunshine for the entire festival (but not too hot)?

Terrible lineup and no rain.  I hate the rain.

[Gucci Piggy]

1 minute ago, BeautifulProng said:

would you rather shit on a plate or fuck a guy during foals?

From experience of both, the latter.

[Lucy92]

2 minutes ago, parsonjack said:

Would you rather....live locally and have a 20 minute door to festival journey, or live 300 miles away and have a 2 day epic road trip with all the expectation that brings?

20 minute door. Just because I love that area and would love to live there! 

[Lucy92]

Just now, Will-2609 said:

From experience of both, the latter.

I feel so invested in needing to know the story but I'm worried once I hear it I'll regret it 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Would you rather take 2017 as it comes or flash back tp when Glastonbury was as good as it used to be but have to settle for a shitey early noughties lineup with the Stereophonics headlining?

[BeautifulProng]

1 minute ago, Lucy92 said:

I feel so invested in needing to know the story but I'm worried once I hear it I'll regret it 

dont give him a chance to start another shite anecdote

[Lucy92]

Just now, CaledonianGonzo said:

Would you rather take 2017 as it comes or flash back tp when Glastonbury was as good as it used to be but have to settle for a shitey early noughties lineup with the Stereophonics headlining?

Happy for 2017. I love glasto and I didn't go back in the early days so I'm happy not seeing it and being content with it now 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Would you rather know who this is or would you rather not know who this is? 

[Superunknown]

4 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Would you rather take 2017 as it comes or flash back tp when Glastonbury was as good as it used to be but have to settle for a shitey early noughties lineup with the Stereophonics headlining?

Stereophonics headlining would be quality. Only dog nonces think otherwise. 

[Gucci Piggy]

1 minute ago, Lucy92 said:

I feel so invested in needing to know the story but I'm worried once I hear it I'll regret it 

The Foals one isn't actually that interesting. Just when a pit opened up a guy was pressed so hard up against me I could feel my penis between his bum cheeks, so it's now become a thing that I fucked a guy during Foals.

The shitting on a plate story. Well... I'd been struggling to shit all weekend (and I was feeling desperate), and I had a theory that it may have been some kind of pooing stage fright. Eventually I couldn't take any more and I was literally in pain and needed to force myself to go, somehow. So I decided to try going in a bin liner in my tent (I was ruined and scared for my body). Turned out this was much more difficult than I expected, but I did manage to get it out in the end (although during my efforts I forgot that you can wee during a poo which caused a little mess (yes this is the second story I've posted on here about urinating inside my tent)). Then once I was finally done I left my tent with said bin liner in hand, ready to go empty it into the longdrops. As I came out of my tent the bin liner passed near to my friend's head who panicked and swung his hand at it to get it away. In doing so he actually knocked my hand/the bag so that it tipped out and two giant green boulders of turds landed on a paper plate in the middle of our camp, making the biggest thud I've heard in all my years (seriously, it sounded like a piano falling to the floor).

[Superunknown]

1 minute ago, Will-2609 said:

The Foals one isn't actually that interesting. Just when a pit opened up a guy was pressed so hard up against me I could feel my penis between his bum cheeks, so it's now become a thing that I fucked a guy during Foals.

The shitting on a plate story. Well... I'd been struggling to shit all weekend (and I was feeling desperate), and I had a theory that it may have been some kind of pooing stage fright. Eventually I couldn't take any more and I was literally in pain and needed to force myself to go, somehow. So I decided to try going in a bin liner in my tent (I was ruined and scared for my body). Turned out this was much more difficult than I expected, but I did manage to get it out in the end (although during my efforts I forgot that you can wee during a poo which caused a little mess (yes this is the second story I've posted on here about urinating inside my tent)). Then once I was finally done I left my tent with said bin liner in hand, ready to go empty it into the longdrops. As I came out of my tent the bin liner passed near to my friend's head who panicked and swung his hand at it to get it away. In doing so he actually knocked my hand/the bag so that it tipped out and two giant green boulders of turds landed on a paper plate in the middle of our camp, making the biggest thud I've heard in all my years (seriously, it sounded like a piano falling to the floor).

Wtf is wrong with you. Seek help. 

[Amy Lawn]

3 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

The Foals one isn't actually that interesting. Just when a pit opened up a guy was pressed so hard up against me I could feel my penis between his bum cheeks, so it's now become a thing that I fucked a guy during Foals.

The shitting on a plate story. Well... I'd been struggling to shit all weekend (and I was feeling desperate), and I had a theory that it may have been some kind of pooing stage fright. Eventually I couldn't take any more and I was literally in pain and needed to force myself to go, somehow. So I decided to try going in a bin liner in my tent (I was ruined and scared for my body). Turned out this was much more difficult than I expected, but I did manage to get it out in the end (although during my efforts I forgot that you can wee during a poo which caused a little mess (yes this is the second story I've posted on here about urinating inside my tent)). Then once I was finally done I left my tent with said bin liner in hand, ready to go empty it into the longdrops. As I came out of my tent the bin liner passed near to my friend's head who panicked and swung his hand at it to get it away. In doing so he actually knocked my hand/the bag so that it tipped out and two giant green boulders of turds landed on a paper plate in the middle of our camp, making the biggest thud I've heard in all my years (seriously, it sounded like a piano falling to the floor).

Thanks for sharing.

[Gucci Piggy]

6 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Stereophonics headlining would be quality. Only dog nonces think otherwise. 

 

2 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Wtf is wrong with you. Seek help. 

 

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

14 minutes ago, Lucy92 said:

I feel so invested in needing to know the story but I'm worried once I hear it I'll regret it 

 

5 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

The Foals one isn't actually that interesting. Just when a pit opened up a guy was pressed so hard up against me I could feel my penis between his bum cheeks, so it's now become a thing that I fucked a guy during Foals.

The shitting on a plate story. Well... I'd been struggling to shit all weekend (and I was feeling desperate), and I had a theory that it may have been some kind of pooing stage fright. Eventually I couldn't take any more and I was literally in pain and needed to force myself to go, somehow. So I decided to try going in a bin liner in my tent (I was ruined and scared for my body). Turned out this was much more difficult than I expected, but I did manage to get it out in the end (although during my efforts I forgot that you can wee during a poo which caused a little mess (yes this is the second story I've posted on here about urinating inside my tent)). Then once I was finally done I left my tent with said bin liner in hand, ready to go empty it into the longdrops. As I came out of my tent the bin liner passed near to my friend's head who panicked and swung his hand at it to get it away. In doing so he actually knocked my hand/the bag so that it tipped out and two giant green boulders of turds landed on a paper plate in the middle of our camp, making the biggest thud I've heard in all my years (seriously, it sounded like a piano falling to the floor).

Would you rather you'd asked and know the truth, or would you rather go back to a more innocent time before you knew?

[Wellyboot]

12 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

The Foals one isn't actually that interesting. Just when a pit opened up a guy was pressed so hard up against me I could feel my penis between his bum cheeks, so it's now become a thing that I fucked a guy during Foals.

The shitting on a plate story. Well... I'd been struggling to shit all weekend (and I was feeling desperate), and I had a theory that it may have been some kind of pooing stage fright. Eventually I couldn't take any more and I was literally in pain and needed to force myself to go, somehow. So I decided to try going in a bin liner in my tent (I was ruined and scared for my body). Turned out this was much more difficult than I expected, but I did manage to get it out in the end (although during my efforts I forgot that you can wee during a poo which caused a little mess (yes this is the second story I've posted on here about urinating inside my tent)). Then once I was finally done I left my tent with said bin liner in hand, ready to go empty it into the longdrops. As I came out of my tent the bin liner passed near to my friend's head who panicked and swung his hand at it to get it away. In doing so he actually knocked my hand/the bag so that it tipped out and two giant green boulders of turds landed on a paper plate in the middle of our camp, making the biggest thud I've heard in all my years (seriously, it sounded like a piano falling to the floor).

What were you both wearing???? 

I wish I didn't know about your poo 

[Superunknown]

Just now, Will-2609 said:

 

 

Yeah true tbh. 1-0 to the plate shitter. 

[Amy Lawn]

Would you rather be banned from Glastonbury for life but you are still yourself; or have guaranteed free ticket ever year for life, but you have to turn into Will?