Glastonbury Would You Rather...

[Gucci Piggy]

5 minutes ago, The Placid Casual said:

Would you rather get caught with drugs on you and have to hand them all in, or smuggle them in by shoving a kinder surprise toy shell wrapped in a condom up your arse, Russy style?

What's this?

[marigold83]

Wet & firm 

Empty & smelly 

inappropriate clothing. 

 My favourite band on the Pyramid stage, more space to dance in my comortable foot wear on wet & firm ground. 

As much I love Glastonbury I'd have to choose music all the way.  

 

 

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, Will-2609 said:

What's this?

Get me a bit tipsy and tell me I'm pretty and I'll pop a kinder egg up you, to demonstrate. 

[Dave_c]

Would you rather watch your 3 favourite bands/acts all headline the pyramid stage but have to stay at the pyramid all weekend and go nowhere else, or freely roam the site but not see any of your 3 favourite bands/acts?

[6t6o6m]

Just now, Dave_c said:

Would you rather watch your 3 favourite bands/acts all headline the pyramid stage but have to stay at the pyramid all weekend and go nowhere else, or freely roam the site but not see any of your 3 favourite bands/acts?

Freely roam the site. 

[Wellyboot]

These are too hard now I can't play  I'll just observe til an easy one comes along 

[The Placid Casual]

21 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

What's this?

Go on advanced search and search 'kinder' under Russy's posts. All will be revealed.

[liamium]

would you rather have the full 3 days of the main event as one consciousness, with all the spatial & temporal limitations of singular existence OR sacrifice 1 day of the main event in order to split mind & body into multiple conscious vessels, thereby being able to be in several places at once? this ability begins and ends at the festival. 

Edited April 24, 2017 by liamium

[Amy Lawn]

Would you rather be kicked in the balls at the Park or headbutted in the face at West Holts?

[CaledonianGonzo]

Would you rather dress up as a meerkat or as a member of the Jackson Five?

[The Placid Casual]

4 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Would you rather dress up as a meerkat or as a member of the Jackson Five?

[The Placid Casual]

6 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Would you rather dress up as a meerkat or as a member of the Jackson Five?

Jackson Five. It wouldn't be racist as I have a black friend.

[Woffy]

8 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Would you rather dress up as a meerkat or as a member of the Jackson Five?

Swap mongoose costume for meercat costume and I'm literally balls in. 

Edited April 24, 2017 by Woffy
The addition of the word costume seemed essential here.

[Woffy]

12 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Would you rather be kicked in the balls at the Park or headbutted in the face at West Holts?

By whom?

[The Placid Casual]

2 minutes ago, Woffy said:

By whom?

The headbutt can be from me out of excitement when Justice drop Randy.

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

Would you rather have to eat three meals a day completely of your choice, but each meal would have to be eaten off of the seat of a randomly selected long drop, or only be able to forage your food from the bins instead?

[Wellyboot]

8 minutes ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

Would you rather have to eat three meals a day completely of your choice, but each meal would have to be eaten off of the seat of a randomly selected long drop, or only be able to forage your food from the bins instead?

Bins thank you!!!

[Woffy]

3 minutes ago, The Placid Casual said:

The headbutt can be from me out of excitement when Justice drop Randy.

Randy Jackson?

[Quark]

5 minutes ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

Would you rather have to eat three meals a day completely of your choice, but each meal would have to be eaten off of the seat of a randomly selected long drop, or only be able to forage your food from the bins instead?

Would I be allowed to clean said longdrop first?

[Gucci Piggy]

4 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Randy Jackson?

Is he in the Jackson 5, too?

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

Just now, Quark said:

Would I be allowed to clean said longdrop first?

Sadly not, it would be randomly selected and placed. You may be lucky with said selection and placement, you may not...

[JoBalls]

1 hour ago, 6t6o6m said:

Would you rather a long drop that is nearly full and an inch from your bum that doesn't smell or an empty with a rancid smell?

Nearly full I think!

1 hour ago, sloseph said:

Would you rather have inappropriate footwear all festival or inappropriate clothing 

Clothing for sure. As long as your feet are sorted the rest is manageable!

1 hour ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

Would you rather a guaranteed ticket every year, but you HAVE to camp literally in the entrance to the urinals at the back of the other stage... Or your choice of camping spot but you had to enter a ballot every year to see if you had tickets?

This is tough! I think guaranteed tickets but I had to think about that one!

1 hour ago, stuartbert two hats said:

My question: would you rather see your favourite band headline the Pyramid or William's Green?

Pyramid! 

1 hour ago, Lucy92 said:

Would you rather be able to meet and watch your favourite band from the side of the stage or have dinner one evening at the festival with mr eavis himself? 

Ooooh! I think dinner with Mr Eavis. As much as it sounds awesome to watch from the side of the stage, surely you miss out on the atmosphere a bit if you're not in the crowd?

 

 

[Quark]

Just now, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

Sadly not, it would be randomly selected and placed. You may be lucky with said selection and placement, you may not...

Hmmph. I do like my food. But I also like to keep a fully functioning dietary system where possible.

Bins, but under protest

[Gucci Piggy]

10 minutes ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

Would you rather have to eat three meals a day completely of your choice, but each meal would have to be eaten off of the seat of a randomly selected long drop, or only be able to forage your food from the bins instead?

Meal of my choice from the longdrops and don't eat the bottom layer of the meal. Easy.

[Gucci Piggy]

1 hour ago, 6t6o6m said:

Easy, Hard ground and rain! 

Would you rather a long drop that is nearly full and an inch from your bum that doesn't smell or an empty with a rancid smell?

I can't smell so an empty one with a rancid smell is good with me.