Glastonbury Would You Rather...

[JoBalls]

After a drunken game of "would you rather" at the weekend, I thought maybe a Glasto version of the game on here might be fun (and help pass the time between announcements)! So I'll start...

Would you rather have glorious sunshine for the entire festival but the ground be ankle deep in mud everywhere the whole time, or have torrential rain for the entire festival but the ground remain firm underfoot?

[6t6o6m]

3 minutes ago, JoBalls said:

After a drunken game of "would you rather" at the weekend, I thought maybe a Glasto version of the game on here might be fun (and help pass the time between announcements)! So I'll start...

Would you rather have glorious sunshine for the entire festival but the ground be ankle deep in mud everywhere the whole time, or have torrential rain for the entire festival but the ground remain firm underfoot?

Easy, Hard ground and rain! 

Would you rather a long drop that is nearly full and an inch from your bum that doesn't smell or an empty with a rancid smell?

Edited April 24, 2017 by 6t6o6m
Screwed it up

[sloseph]

Just now, 6t6o6m said:

Easy, Hard ground and rain! 

Would you rather a long drop that is nearly full and an inch from your bum, or an empty with a rancid smell?

Empty and smelly any day 

 

Would you rather have inappropriate footwear all festival or inappropriate clothing 

[stuartbert two hats]

8 minutes ago, JoBalls said:

After a drunken game of "would you rather" at the weekend, I thought maybe a Glasto version of the game on here might be fun (and help pass the time between announcements)! So I'll start...

Would you rather have glorious sunshine for the entire festival but the ground be ankle deep in mud everywhere the whole time, or have torrential rain for the entire festival but the ground remain firm underfoot?

Sunshine and mud.  No doubt about it.

[Lucy92]

1 minute ago, sloseph said:

Empty and smelly any day 

 

Would you rather have inappropriate footwear all festival or inappropriate clothing 

Clothing for sure! Would you rather get glastonbury tickets for life but not be able to listen to any other music for life or not go to glastonbury ever again but be able to listen to music whenever you wanted to? 

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

Ooh good thread, I can see this wasting a lot of my time.

Would you rather a guaranteed ticket every year, but you HAVE to camp literally in the entrance to the urinals at the back of the other stage... Or your choice of camping spot but you had to enter a ballot every year to see if you had tickets?

[BluePaul]

2 minutes ago, sloseph said:

Would you rather have inappropriate footwear all festival or inappropriate clothing 

Inappropriate clothing.  Inappropriate footwear and you're screwed.

Would you rather have a Growler or an Oggie?

[Lucy92]

Just now, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

Ooh good thread, I can see this wasting a lot of my time.

Would you rather a guaranteed ticket every year, but you HAVE to camp literally in the entrance to the urinals at the back of the other stage... Or your choice of camping spot but you had to enter a ballot every year to see if you had tickets?

Guaranteed tickets for sure 

[Wellyboot]

19 minutes ago, JoBalls said:

After a drunken game of "would you rather" at the weekend, I thought maybe a Glasto version of the game on here might be fun (and help pass the time between announcements)! So I'll start...

Would you rather have glorious sunshine for the entire festival but the ground be ankle deep in mud everywhere the whole time, or have torrential rain for the entire festival but the ground remain firm underfoot?

I LOVE this!!

Firm and wet

17 minutes ago, 6t6o6m said:

Easy, Hard ground and rain! 

Would you rather a long drop that is nearly full and an inch from your bum that doesn't smell or an empty with a rancid smell?

Empty and smelly

12 minutes ago, sloseph said:

Empty and smelly any day 

 

Would you rather have inappropriate footwear all festival or inappropriate clothing 

Inappropriate clothing 

[Wellyboot]

10 minutes ago, Lucy92 said:

Clothing for sure! Would you rather get glastonbury tickets for life but not be able to listen to any other music for life or not go to glastonbury ever again but be able to listen to music whenever you wanted to? 

OMG!!!! I can't do that one 

9 minutes ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

Ooh good thread, I can see this wasting a lot of my time.

Would you rather a guaranteed ticket every year, but you HAVE to camp literally in the entrance to the urinals at the back of the other stage... Or your choice of camping spot but you had to enter a ballot every year to see if you had tickets?

Ticket me

[stuartbert two hats]

3 minutes ago, sloseph said:

Would you rather have inappropriate footwear all festival or inappropriate clothing 

Inappropriate clothing.  You can always hide in a tent or apply suncream, but you need to be able to walk

8 minutes ago, 6t6o6m said:

Would you rather a long drop that is nearly full and an inch from your bum that doesn't smell or an empty with a rancid smell?

Nearly full.  That's basically a compost toilet.

 

Just now, Lucy92 said:

Would you rather get glastonbury tickets for life but not be able to listen to any other music for life or not go to glastonbury ever again but be able to listen to music whenever you wanted to? 

I'm not answering .............I'd choose music

 

My question: would you rather see your favourite band headline the Pyramid or William's Green?

[Lucy92]

Just now, stuartbert two hats said:

Inappropriate clothing.  You can always hide in a tent or apply suncream, but you need to be able to walk

Nearly full.  That's basically a compost toilet.

 

I'm not answering .............I'd choose music

 

My question: would you rather see your favourite band headline the Pyramid or William's Green?

Pyramid. More space! 

[Lucy92]

1 minute ago, Wellyboot said:

OMG!!!! I can't do that one 

Ticket me

I love a tricky one 

[6t6o6m]

1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Inappropriate clothing.  You can always hide in a tent or apply suncream, but you need to be able to walk

Nearly full.  That's basically a compost toilet.

 

I'm not answering .............I'd choose music

 

My question: would you rather see your favourite band headline the Pyramid or William's Green?

Williams Green as it may not be anyone else's favourite.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Would you rather see Biffy Clyro while being given a vicious wedgie or see Royal Blood while being forced to watch The Courteeners afterwards? 

[The Placid Casual]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Would you rather see Biffy Clyro while being given a vicious wedgie or see Royal Blood while being forced to watch The Courteeners afterwards? 

The second one. That was easy.

[the wonderwhy]

Would you rather eat your dinner off a longdrop or one of @Will-2609's plates? 

[Lucy92]

Would you rather be able to meet and watch your favourite band from the side of the stage or have dinner one evening at the festival with mr eavis himself? 

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Lucy92 said:

Would you rather be able to meet and watch your favourite band from the side of the stage or have dinner one evening at the festival with mr eavis himself? 

Thats a tough one .. done the dinner with ME so its the side of the stage for me 

 

[Gucci Piggy]

3 minutes ago, MattDavies__ said:

Would you rather eat your dinner off a longdrop or one of @Will-2609's plates? 

Well the longdrops are just my plate x1000

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

On the footwear theme... Would you rather have to watch only bands officially designated as Indie Landfill by a forum panel for the entire festival, but you can choose your footwear, or watch whatever you want but you have to wear cloggs the entire time?

[Gucci Piggy]

1 minute ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

On the footwear theme... Would you rather have to watch only bands officially designated as Indie Landfill by a forum panel for the entire festival, but you can choose your footwear, or watch whatever you want but you have to wear cloggs the entire time?

Cloggs. I'd see Radiohead then kill myself so I don't have to suffer painful feet.

[The Placid Casual]

Would you rather get caught with drugs on you and have to hand them all in, or smuggle them in by shoving a kinder surprise toy shell wrapped in a condom up your arse, Russy style?

Edited April 24, 2017 by The Placid Casual

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

Would you rather arrive Wednesday and leave Sa.... oh forget it.

[Mardy]

4 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

 I'd see Radiohead then kill myself

Bit harsh on Thom and the boys, but I can definitely see where you're coming from.