JoBalls Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 After a drunken game of "would you rather" at the weekend, I thought maybe a Glasto version of the game on here might be fun (and help pass the time between announcements)! So I'll start... Would you rather have glorious sunshine for the entire festival but the ground be ankle deep in mud everywhere the whole time, or have torrential rain for the entire festival but the ground remain firm underfoot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6t6o6m Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, JoBalls said: After a drunken game of "would you rather" at the weekend, I thought maybe a Glasto version of the game on here might be fun (and help pass the time between announcements)! So I'll start... Would you rather have glorious sunshine for the entire festival but the ground be ankle deep in mud everywhere the whole time, or have torrential rain for the entire festival but the ground remain firm underfoot? Easy, Hard ground and rain! Would you rather a long drop that is nearly full and an inch from your bum that doesn't smell or an empty with a rancid smell? Edited April 24, 2017 by 6t6o6m Screwed it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sloseph Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Just now, 6t6o6m said: Easy, Hard ground and rain! Would you rather a long drop that is nearly full and an inch from your bum, or an empty with a rancid smell? Empty and smelly any day Would you rather have inappropriate footwear all festival or inappropriate clothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, JoBalls said: After a drunken game of "would you rather" at the weekend, I thought maybe a Glasto version of the game on here might be fun (and help pass the time between announcements)! So I'll start... Would you rather have glorious sunshine for the entire festival but the ground be ankle deep in mud everywhere the whole time, or have torrential rain for the entire festival but the ground remain firm underfoot? Sunshine and mud. No doubt about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy92 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, sloseph said: Empty and smelly any day Would you rather have inappropriate footwear all festival or inappropriate clothing Clothing for sure! Would you rather get glastonbury tickets for life but not be able to listen to any other music for life or not go to glastonbury ever again but be able to listen to music whenever you wanted to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaf Nobby Burton Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Ooh good thread, I can see this wasting a lot of my time. Would you rather a guaranteed ticket every year, but you HAVE to camp literally in the entrance to the urinals at the back of the other stage... Or your choice of camping spot but you had to enter a ballot every year to see if you had tickets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluePaul Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, sloseph said: Would you rather have inappropriate footwear all festival or inappropriate clothing Inappropriate clothing. Inappropriate footwear and you're screwed. Would you rather have a Growler or an Oggie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy92 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Just now, Deaf Nobby Burton said: Ooh good thread, I can see this wasting a lot of my time. Would you rather a guaranteed ticket every year, but you HAVE to camp literally in the entrance to the urinals at the back of the other stage... Or your choice of camping spot but you had to enter a ballot every year to see if you had tickets? Guaranteed tickets for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellyboot Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 19 minutes ago, JoBalls said: After a drunken game of "would you rather" at the weekend, I thought maybe a Glasto version of the game on here might be fun (and help pass the time between announcements)! So I'll start... Would you rather have glorious sunshine for the entire festival but the ground be ankle deep in mud everywhere the whole time, or have torrential rain for the entire festival but the ground remain firm underfoot? I LOVE this!! Firm and wet 17 minutes ago, 6t6o6m said: Easy, Hard ground and rain! Would you rather a long drop that is nearly full and an inch from your bum that doesn't smell or an empty with a rancid smell? Empty and smelly 12 minutes ago, sloseph said: Empty and smelly any day Would you rather have inappropriate footwear all festival or inappropriate clothing Inappropriate clothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellyboot Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 10 minutes ago, Lucy92 said: Clothing for sure! Would you rather get glastonbury tickets for life but not be able to listen to any other music for life or not go to glastonbury ever again but be able to listen to music whenever you wanted to? OMG!!!! I can't do that one 9 minutes ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said: Ooh good thread, I can see this wasting a lot of my time. Would you rather a guaranteed ticket every year, but you HAVE to camp literally in the entrance to the urinals at the back of the other stage... Or your choice of camping spot but you had to enter a ballot every year to see if you had tickets? Ticket me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, sloseph said: Would you rather have inappropriate footwear all festival or inappropriate clothing Inappropriate clothing. You can always hide in a tent or apply suncream, but you need to be able to walk 8 minutes ago, 6t6o6m said: Would you rather a long drop that is nearly full and an inch from your bum that doesn't smell or an empty with a rancid smell? Nearly full. That's basically a compost toilet. Just now, Lucy92 said: Would you rather get glastonbury tickets for life but not be able to listen to any other music for life or not go to glastonbury ever again but be able to listen to music whenever you wanted to? I'm not answering .............I'd choose music My question: would you rather see your favourite band headline the Pyramid or William's Green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy92 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Just now, stuartbert two hats said: Inappropriate clothing. You can always hide in a tent or apply suncream, but you need to be able to walk Nearly full. That's basically a compost toilet. I'm not answering .............I'd choose music My question: would you rather see your favourite band headline the Pyramid or William's Green? Pyramid. More space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy92 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Wellyboot said: OMG!!!! I can't do that one Ticket me I love a tricky one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6t6o6m Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said: Inappropriate clothing. You can always hide in a tent or apply suncream, but you need to be able to walk Nearly full. That's basically a compost toilet. I'm not answering .............I'd choose music My question: would you rather see your favourite band headline the Pyramid or William's Green? Williams Green as it may not be anyone else's favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Would you rather see Biffy Clyro while being given a vicious wedgie or see Royal Blood while being forced to watch The Courteeners afterwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Placid Casual Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said: Would you rather see Biffy Clyro while being given a vicious wedgie or see Royal Blood while being forced to watch The Courteeners afterwards? The second one. That was easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wonderwhy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Would you rather eat your dinner off a longdrop or one of @Will-2609's plates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy92 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Would you rather be able to meet and watch your favourite band from the side of the stage or have dinner one evening at the festival with mr eavis himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Lucy92 said: Would you rather be able to meet and watch your favourite band from the side of the stage or have dinner one evening at the festival with mr eavis himself? Thats a tough one .. done the dinner with ME so its the side of the stage for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, MattDavies__ said: Would you rather eat your dinner off a longdrop or one of @Will-2609's plates? Well the longdrops are just my plate x1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaf Nobby Burton Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 On the footwear theme... Would you rather have to watch only bands officially designated as Indie Landfill by a forum panel for the entire festival, but you can choose your footwear, or watch whatever you want but you have to wear cloggs the entire time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said: On the footwear theme... Would you rather have to watch only bands officially designated as Indie Landfill by a forum panel for the entire festival, but you can choose your footwear, or watch whatever you want but you have to wear cloggs the entire time? Cloggs. I'd see Radiohead then kill myself so I don't have to suffer painful feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Placid Casual Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) Would you rather get caught with drugs on you and have to hand them all in, or smuggle them in by shoving a kinder surprise toy shell wrapped in a condom up your arse, Russy style? Edited April 24, 2017 by The Placid Casual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaf Nobby Burton Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Would you rather arrive Wednesday and leave Sa.... oh forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Will-2609 said: I'd see Radiohead then kill myself Bit harsh on Thom and the boys, but I can definitely see where you're coming from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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