Wide mouthed 2-3 litre bottles?

[majormajormajor]

Anyone know of any brands of soft drink/water/etc brands that have large 2-3 litre bottles and have very wide mouths?

I need it for... uh... drinking really fast. Yeah.

[payneruk]

If it's for pissing in. Use a fabric conditioner bottle.

[wosman]

You need Comfort

[majormajormajor]

3 minutes ago, payneruk said:

If it's for pissing in. Use a fabric conditioner bottle.

Exactly the sort of thinking I needed, thanks!

[The Red Telephone]

And 2-3 litres? Jesus, that's a big piss!

[fatyeti24]

nobody likes a braggart, Mr Jeremy.

[simian_mobile_mushrooms]

Someone else suggested a Powerade bottle in another thread, but they don't come with much... capacity... for... drinking... alot...

[Spindles]

2-3 litres? In my experience the bladder holds about a pint to 750ml when full.

[crocodiles]

24 minutes ago, Spindles said:

2-3 litres? In my experience the bladder holds about a pint to 750ml when full.

A pint if only I'd get a bottle that holds more if u don't want to be swapping half way through 

[Crazyfool01]

2 minutes ago, crocodiles said:

A pint if only I'd get a bottle that holds more if u don't want to be swapping half way through 

and if you need to go more than once !!!

[crocodiles]

At my age unfortunately I have to go far to many times 

[Tuna]

Don't rinse out your fabric conditioner at home once it's finished either. Lovely complement to a wet wipe shower. 

[Woffy]

1 hour ago, Tuna said:

Don't rinse out your fabric conditioner at home once it's finished either. Lovely complement to a wet wipe shower. 

You pour Lenore flavoured piss on yourself, Tyoon?

[Divein]

Innocent fruit juice so wide neck bottles or oasis 1.5 litres bottles. Easier to pack than a fabric softener bottle 

[Tuna]

1 hour ago, Woffy said:

You pour Lenore flavoured piss on yourself, Tyoon?

Not the piss, Woffy. Just gotta get a little residual comfort fresh cotton scent on the lil guy. Diminishing returns over the weekend, like. 

[guypjfreak]

5 hours ago, majormajormajor said:

Exactly the sort of thinking I needed, thanks!

Should of just said old son.. We're all big boys and girls here..... Well most anyway lol.. 

There are toilets EVERYWHERE now so unless it's for the night you should be OK. But as said comfort bottle is best.. 

[musky]

5 hours ago, Spindles said:

2-3 litres? In my experience the bladder holds about a pint to 750ml when full.

That's a lot, and more than twice what a person will typically void.

[Bisque]

Just do a @Will-2609 & go in the corner of a girls tent.

[Gucci Piggy]

Just now, Bisque said:

Just do a @Will-2609 & go in the corner of a girls tent.

I have never done this. I tried to piss in a can in my own tent and golden showered myself, someone else and my whole tent.

You know like when you put a teaspoon under a powerful tap?

[Bisque]

Just now, Will-2609 said:

You know like when you put a teaspoon under a powerful tap?

We've all been there my friend. Dark dark yellowy times.

[Sasperella]

1 hour ago, Will-2609 said:

I have never done this. I tried to piss in a can in my own tent and golden showered myself, someone else and my whole tent.

You know like when you put a teaspoon under a powerful tap?

I wish I wasn't out of my upvotes....

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

My darling wife pisses like a dray horse and would easily go past the 750ml mark. I, on the other hand, either do a Will-2609 or just cut out the competition and kind of just piss my own pants only. I've lost count of the times that I have put my lad away after being to the toilet, only to fin that the bastard thing is still going. It really gets on my tits when that happens.

[H.M.V]

2 hours ago, Will-2609 said:

I have never done this. I tried to piss in a can in my own tent and golden showered myself, someone else and my whole tent.

You know like when you put a teaspoon under a powerful tap?

Yeah like when you try a sheewee, get stage fright but then realise you really got to go then... 

[shuttlep]

15 hours ago, payneruk said:

If it's for pissing in. Use a fabric conditioner bottle.

or a tupperware jug thing

 

 

[siblin]

8 hours ago, H.M.V said:

Yeah like when you try a sheewee, get stage fright but then realise you really got to go then... 

If you're trying to do it stood on the pyramid, that might explain the fright.  Would get you on the news though