Wide mouthed 2-3 litre bottles?

[Smeble]

10 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

My darling wife pisses like a dray horse and would easily go past the 750ml mark. I, on the other hand, either do a Will-2609 or just cut out the competition and kind of just piss my own pants only. I've lost count of the times that I have put my lad away after being to the toilet, only to fin that the bastard thing is still going. It really gets on my tits when that happens.

I'd get that checked out if I were you

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

26 minutes ago, Smeble said:

I'd get that checked out if I were you

To be fair it does only happen when I'm completely out of it on drink and drugs, and even then not that often as to cause concern.

[whateverman]

11 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

My darling wife pisses like a dray horse and would easily go past the 750ml mark...

Dunno why, but the above image came to mind as I read that.

[stutheblue]

The aldi own brand fabric conditioner - 2 litres for about £1. Works for me, and a carrier bag to empty in the long drops in the morning.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

2 hours ago, whateverman said:

Dunno why, but the above image came to mind as I read that.

I can see why. Very good. 

[Spindles]

5 hours ago, stutheblue said:

The aldi own brand fabric conditioner - 2 litres for about £1. Works for me, and a carrier bag to empty in the long drops in the morning.

Cheers for the tip, i normally buy the concentrated stuff, you couldn't fit a toddler's old fella in the spout.

[Skoo]

2 minutes ago, Spindles said:

you couldn't fit a toddler's old fella in the spout.

There's a sentence that you don't hear every day 

[padraig61091]

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1000ml-Female-Male-Portable-Mobile-Toilet-Car-Travel-Journeys-Camping-Boats-Urinal-For-Outdoor-Tool/

AliExpress got you covered  i actually cant believe they sell these

[stutheblue]

On ‎11‎/‎04‎/‎2017 at 7:03 PM, Spindles said:

Cheers for the tip, i normally buy the concentrated stuff, you couldn't fit a toddler's old fella in the spout.

Supplies purchased for Bearded Theory and Glastonbury. Bonus 40 washes as well!!

Edited April 13, 2017 by stutheblue
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