ramragon Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Comfortably Numbs favourite thread returns for its annual outing ! Anyone got any ingenious new tips for him to smuggle his alcohol in to the arena this year ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottonrob Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Especially a winner of the theme is troll, lumberjack or circus freak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramragon Posted February 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Yep I could see him wearing that ! Along with the false bra that holds 2 pints in each er pouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Grump Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 12 minutes ago, ramragon said: Yep I could see him wearing that ! Along with the false bra that holds 2 pints in each er pouch You mean one of these Steve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOCHLAND5 Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Smuggle My Booze Sneak Alcohol With 5 Tampon Flasks And Sleeves - Bonus 2 Pack! https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00EKYCRN0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_XZIOyb02H7Q33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramragon Posted February 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Yep, that's the bad boy. Although iv gotta say it looks more fetching on a blonde lass than a receding jock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramragon Posted February 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 1 minute ago, LOCHLAND5 said: Smuggle My Booze Sneak Alcohol With 5 Tampon Flasks And Sleeves - Bonus 2 Pack! https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00EKYCRN0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_XZIOyb02H7Q33 Thats his Morgans spiced stash taken care of as well as his cider and lager. He was worried how he'd cope without the bairns this year as well ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossendaleR Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Big fancy dress, squeezy flat pack cocktails and several metres of duct tape all go together to make a great Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curlygirl Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Do they do rub down searches or just check pockets and bags? I'm usually in Emporers and they were a lot stricter this last year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-a-loo Pete Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 The old plastic bottle full of spiced rum down the back of each wellie hasn't let me down yet !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyg1990 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 I don’t know how tight security is at Kendal so forgive me for being naiive… But I always get away with whacking cans down my shorts and tying my waterproof around my waist to hide the bulge! Haha Small wine cartons are good for this and the small spirited cans you get My friend suggested this year she was going to make a fake baby bump, fill it with booze, and drink up ! Thought this was a great idea ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Grump Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 24 minutes ago, amyg1990 said: My friend suggested this year she was going to make a fake baby bump, fill it with booze, and drink up ! Thought this was a great idea ! I might just give that a try! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowther Calling Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Children, buggy = stash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramragon Posted February 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Mr_Grump said: I might just give that a try! I'll have to lose 2 stone to try that caper, I look 6 months pregnant to start with ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drfoxxx Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 I didn't really get thoroughly searched going in last year, my girlfriend walked in a few times just showing her bag open! Hopefully have the same luck this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pooly JP Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 I've never been subject to a thorough search going through Emperors entrance usually just a quick glance in my bag. I also walk with it open ready for security to search although I very rarely smuggle any drink in anyway so haven't got any ingenious tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drfoxxx Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Two bags of your booze in the space in wellies and waterproof pants over them... normally works a treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rcappell Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 i managed to smuggle in 2 litres of spirits each day and a few cans of cider. i used something similar to this https://www.tesco.com/direct/yellowstone-425ml-folding-water-bottle-with-carabina-clip-3-pack/197-8367.prd?source=others that was about half the price. then just wrap it in a jumper or coat in your bag. the search wasn't that thorough anyway. the cans i put in a pringles tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexj Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 This year I used the handy water pouches that were being dished out by the local Utilities company just outside the main arena. Filled with drink of choice and hung from bra using the little carabeena clip provided, coupled with a baggy top or two. ... not even a whiff of a challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t2t Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Aye those free pouches did come in handy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festival fan from fife Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 I always hide 8-10 miniture bottles of spirit of choice (vodka) in various places I usually hide a couple in my wet wipes packet (half empty packet), my wellies,my waterproof jacket when its folded in its cover,my bra,put a few down the folding chair we carried for the kids.So far so good. Getting a chilled mixer when on site was harder to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drfoxxx Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Think this is genius personally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Grump Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 56 minutes ago, Drfoxxx said: Think this is genius personally! Brill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyhack Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Not been to Kendal, so I don't know how thorough they are but at other fests I've found that slipping a few cans inside a fold up chair and its carry bag can work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramragon Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 security were taking chairs out of bags last year so they're on to that one ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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