Brit Awards 2017

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

If anything as funny as Madonna not undoing her cape in time happens tonight I will be amazed, still, my winners are *drumroll*

British Male: David Bowie

British Female: Anohni (Zac Quinn is talking nonsense if he thinks none of the Female acts should win tbh)

British Group: Radiohead

British Breakthrough: Stormzy

British Single: no idea, literally not heard a single one of them (I don't listen to the radio)

British Album: Kano - Made in the Manor

British Artist Video: not seen any of them

Int Male Solo: Bon Iver

Int Female Solo: Solange

Int Group: A Tribe Called Quest

 

[morph100]

Are the Foos nominated for anything? or they just flying over to play the cheese shop and nip round the Eavis house for tea?

[Nobody Interesting]

1 minute ago, morph100 said:

Are the Foos nominated for anything? or they just flying over to play the cheese shop and nip round the Eavis house for tea?

The Most Long Winded Announcement awardl

[Tartan_Glasto]

11 hours ago, Zac Quinn said:

I'm usually firmly in the 'you're entitled to your opinion' camp but no no no and more no. Everything that could possibly be wrong with a cover is wrong with that cover - it's by a Simon Cowell talent show alumni, it's more successful and acknowledged than the original, people think it was written by him not Robyn, it completely misses the self-empowerment subtext of the original and turns it into a funeral march about feeling sorry for yourself, the fact it's been an important gay anthem for years but now straight people are appropriating it, the fact he has the most annoying 'singing' voice since the invention of singing, it's just horrendous

Also as a side note he copied the arrangement from a YouTube cover so he deserves no 'credit' for that either, please and thank you.

Plus he doesn't even attempt the Robyn dance! Amateur.

[Charm]

Vernon Kay just said there's a secret act playing tonight, could be the Foos. 
Charm x

[Bradders]

It's Coldplay isn't it?

[bennyk]

4 minutes ago, Bradders said:

It's Coldplay isn't it?

if you believe the sun, yes 

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/2921415/coldplay-to-take-the-brits-by-storm-as-theyre-announced-to-perform-at-ceremony-where-theyre-nominated-for-several-awards/

[mjsell]

Just found out that I am actually going to be free tonight I believe. I take it this thread will generally be a slating session? If so I'll be involved.

[morph100]

Do we have a Brits drinking game to play along with? surely we can cobble together some rules....

[fatyeti24]

2 minutes ago, morph100 said:

Do we have a Brits drinking game to play along with? surely we can cobble together some rules....

Yes. 

Everytime someone shit either says, does or sings something shit, you have a drink. 

You'll be drunk in no time. It's the only way you'll get through the evening. 

[Woffy]

4 minutes ago, morph100 said:

Do we have a Brits drinking game to play along with? surely we can cobble together some rules....

Drink every time something shit happens. 

You'll be c**ted by 11pm. 

 

Beaten to it by Yeti. 

Edited February 22, 2017 by Woffy

[Rose-Colored Boy]

2 hours ago, Matt - Ed Banger Records said:

 

British Female: Anohni (Zac Quinn is talking nonsense if he thinks none of the Female acts should win tbh)

 

Not what I meant, just none of them should win compared to Laura Mvula. Soz

[fatyeti24]

Bit weird that in 2017 we still have awards for music decided by gender. I bet we don't in five years time. 

[Rose-Colored Boy]

1 minute ago, fatyeti24 said:

Bit weird that in 2017 we still have awards for music decided by gender. I bet we don't in five years time. 

The BRits is the kind of thing where you imagine that if there weren't specific categories for women then women would just get totally ignored (e.g. look at this year's Best Album nominees ffs), from that perspective I don't know that it'd be such a good thing for it to be a free for all tbh

[fatyeti24]

5 minutes ago, Zac Quinn said:

The BRits is the kind of thing where you imagine that if there weren't specific categories for women then women would just get totally ignored (e.g. look at this year's Best Album nominees ffs), from that perspective I don't know that it'd be such a good thing for it to be a free for all tbh

I hadn't thought of it that way, but you make a good point. 

[morph100]

I'm on ITV2 watching the red carpet, this is amazing!!

[morph100]

I've started drinking....

[H.M.V]

Me too 

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Ed Sheeran apparently doing a duet with Katy Perry, what a time to be alive

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

6 hours ago, Zac Quinn said:

Not what I meant, just none of them should win compared to Laura Mvula. Soz

Yeah I thought that as soon as I had written the message, completely understandable!

[Rose-Colored Boy]

1 minute ago, Matt - Ed Banger Records said:

Yeah I thought that as soon as I had written the message, completely understandable!

Seemingly her lack of nominations was the last straw for her label because she was dropped within days. So pathetic 

[morph100]

5 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

Me too 

I'm thinking I've not bought enough booze, still on the red carpet and down to my last few beers...thank god for adverts and the coop round the corner

[Quark]

Just now, Zac Quinn said:

Seemingly her lack of nominations was the last straw for her label because she was dropped within days. So pathetic 

Mrs Q's working late.  Pizza ordered from the posh wood fired pizza van that comes to the village on a Wednesday. Tim to turn ont' telly.

[morph100]

Little mix vs skepta.  Pop vs grime.  Who will win??? This is like oasis vs blur all over again!!

[SwedgeAntilles]

I'm off to the pub to watching the football (LAD LAD LAD!) will be checking here for regular updates, keeping us updated brothers and sisters.