Next Announcement 2017 Thread

[defrio29]

 

...well I only needed to click on his profile page to get all those information soo...it's not my fault they have those features...I'm just passing on what I've learned

[Stokesy10]

24 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Then I'll bake his ballbag into a quiche and forcefeed it to him. 

I would take a slice. Not cos I'd be annoyed with him. Just cos, you know. Ball quiche.

[Fingerbobs]

1 minute ago, Stokesy10 said:

I would take a slice. Not cos I'd be annoyed with him. Just cos, you know. Ball quiche.

I used to feel the same way. But then I found a hair. 

[Nobody Interesting]

1 hour ago, dentalplan said:

 

There is a pattern!

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

#thereisnopattern

#AHTT

 

[Justiceforcedave]

Oh shit .......  I was just going all in on a guess peoples! Please don't hurt me!

[Justiceforcedave]

Downvoted all the way to hell itself!!!!

[justperfect]

12 minutes ago, Stokesy10 said:

I would take a slice. Not cos I'd be annoyed with him. Just cos, you know. Ball quiche.

Does ballbag quiche keep in the fridge?

 

[TomViolence]

Please disperse gif incoming...

[doosrawin]

Oh dave

[eFestivals]

28 minutes ago, defrio29 said:

He's currently online and using personal messenger.. Perhaps he's sending something to Neil???

and he was - cos I PM'd him to ask if he was joking or not, to be told he's joking. 

 

[supasum]

4 minutes ago, justperfect said:

Does ballbag quiche keep in the fridge?

 

Cold and chewy is the only real way to serve it

[Nobody Interesting]

7 minutes ago, Justiceforcedave said:

Downvoted all the way to hell itself!!!!

Hell will not want you sir. Your only redemption is to go halves with @kalifire on the drinks bill at the Efests met.

[Acid_Haze]

4 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

and he was - cos I PM'd him to ask if he was joking or not, to be told he's joking. 

 

Aw I was hoping he was right

[Justiceforcedave]

 

3 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said:

Hell will not want you sir. Your only redemption is to go halves with @kalifire on the drinks bill at the Efests met.

What happens if it does come on Monday? Does that mean everyone at the meet buys me one? I might die.

[simian_mobile_mushrooms]

3 minutes ago, Justiceforcedave said:

 

What happens if it does come on Monday? Does that mean everyone at the meet buys me one? I might die.

When and what is the efests meet? Is it properly organised or only a group of the members here who meet up?

[Keithy]

8 minutes ago, Justiceforcedave said:

 

What happens if it does come on Monday? Does that mean everyone at the meet buys me one? I might die.

Plus there is jelly and ice cream from @eastynh if Rupert Murdoch dies.

[Martin Ashford]

What if , to cheer up the Nation after the horrors of yesterday, its released tomorrow morning?

[Nobody Interesting]

19 minutes ago, Justiceforcedave said:

 

What happens if it does come on Monday? Does that mean everyone at the meet buys me one? I might die.

Only if it is 11am on the dot and even then it will be one cup of water.

[Gucci Piggy]

17 minutes ago, Martin Ashford said:

What if , to cheer up the Nation after the horrors of yesterday, its released tomorrow morning?

I'd imagine it's more planned than that. There must be contracts/agreements made with the acts that are being announced. Can't see an act being happy with it being pushed forwards out of the blue if they've got tickets to sell for their own shows.

Can see it being released just after article 50 is triggered, however.

[dentalplan]

Y'all overestimate how much of the country cares about the Glastonbury line up being released. Particularly now that the headliners are all already out there, which is the entire line up to most people with only a passing interest.

[Gucci Piggy]

Just now, dentalplan said:

Y'all overestimate how much of the country cares about the Glastonbury line up being released. Particularly now that the headliners are all already out there, which is the entire line up to most people with only a passing interest.

I don't imagine the rest of the country care about it. But Glasto could potentially want to give attendees of their festival something to cheer them up, especially after how big a thing Brexit was during last year's festival.

[dentalplan]

Just now, Will-2609 said:

I don't imagine the rest of the country care about it. But Glasto could potentially want to give attendees of their festival something to cheer them up, especially after how big a thing Brexit was during last year's festival.

Are we gonna be particularly sad when that happens?

"Oh, they're going through with it then?"

[Gucci Piggy]

Just now, dentalplan said:

Are we gonna be particularly sad when that happens?

"Oh, they're going through with it then?"

No but things can still be disheartening even if you know they're coming. Probably won't have any effect on the announcement anyways, just a suggestion.

[dentalplan]

4 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

No but things can still be disheartening even if you know they're coming. Probably won't have any effect on the announcement anyways, just a suggestion.

Okay man but better suggestions next time.

Want it soon anyway because I've got a brilliant one for that 'Glastonbury sex face' thread. Been saved in my bookmarks for ages and I keep clicking it and forgetting why it's there.

[Stokesy10]

1 hour ago, justperfect said:

Does ballbag quiche keep in the fridge?

 

Yeh. And the freezer. But don't defrost and then refreeze. Ballbag gets bad. Not as bad as pork. Just guidelines.