Next Announcement 2017 Thread

[Time Being]

1 hour ago, Will-2609 said:

Potentially. Don't think much of a deal was made of it.

Ah yeah, didn't think so. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't spreading any rumors 

[FuzzyDunlop]

I have a feeling we will get something a week today... I have a training session at work. I can't leave the place til 7.

Expecting to see a "stand by your beds" post at around 3 ish.

[nikkic]

I have full confidence in our yellow feathered friend. 

Next Thursday morning! 

[Bradders]

The chicken guys are just a joke from last year (I'm sure somebody can remember the story better than me), they're not actually claiming to know anything.

[Nduja]

Next weds

Teatime

Nothing before then

Edited March 22, 2017 by Nduja
Quote was a mistake

[big__phil]

Last year @Nobody Interesting created the MS Paint masterpiece that is @Blue Chicken, which was then followed by @Yellow Chicken. I can't remember why this happened, but I expect we were starting to get delirious waiting for the final announcement.

EDIT: I seem to remember it was something to do with hanging a chicken...can anyone else remember?

Edited March 22, 2017 by big__phil

[Nobody Interesting]

29 minutes ago, big__phil said:

Last year @Nobody Interesting created the MS Paint masterpiece that is @Blue Chicken, which was then followed by @Yellow Chicken. I can't remember why this happened, but I expect we were starting to get delirious waiting for the final announcement.

EDIT: I seem to remember it was something to do with hanging a chicken...can anyone else remember?

I can remember 

Yellow chicken was my second painting as some did not like the blue one.

The original hanged chicken was cos @drchickenburger told us all when the lineup would come and promised they were right. They were wrong so I had to hang a chicken cos I had promised.

[big__phil]

Haha of course.

[JayBalls]

1 hour ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

I've made myself a promise to stop clicking these links as that's what they want you to do. I reckon we should try to not post any links to bullshit local news websites that have just read efestivals and got it wrong. Mention you've seen it, but don't post a link here as people are naturally curious and click the link even though they know it's bollox. 

The world needs more people like you Mr Scruffy

[cammie81]

14 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said:

I can remember 

Yellow chicken was my second painting as some did not like the blue one.

The original hanged chicken was cos @drchickenburger told us all when the lineup would come and promised they were right. They were wrong so I had to hang a chicken cos I had promised.

We need a chicken thingy.

[Guy Incognito]

all this chicken hanging talk is bringing back memories of the delirium of last year. I remember on multiple occasions lots of the threads just started to fall apart and become a breeding ground for Simpsons quotes, the Headliner thread was especially mad for a couple weeks.

Then we realized the Radiohead dream was dead and we were stuck with Muse, Adele and Coldplay and seem everyone's mood dropped

[shuttlep]

9 minutes ago, Bza said:

I don't think a single post can better encapsulate the pre-line up atmosphere on here.

Thanks for the explanation.

Next question. Who is Philipa and where can I find / avoid her van?

Don't worry - I am aware of the monorail.

Phillipa has neither confirmed or denied that she has a ticket this year....

[Nobody Interesting]

1 hour ago, big__phil said:

Haha of course.

and I am still really shit at drawing chickens - or anything else for that matter.

[SwedgeAntilles]

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! 

[The Nal]

16 hours ago, Jakkkkobz said:

Tut tut look whats happened http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/glastonbury-2017-line-up-leaked-12774858.amp

#DontReadTheEcho

[slash's hat]

53 minutes ago, Bza said:

I don't think a single post can better encapsulate the pre-line up atmosphere on here.

Thanks for the explanation.

Next question. Who is Philipa and where can I find / avoid her van?

Don't worry - I am aware of the monorail.

Are you in the know about the betting slip saga? 

[Nobody Interesting]

1 hour ago, cammie81 said:

We need a chicken thingy.

Here you go

[cammie81]

1 minute ago, Nobody Interesting said:

Here you go

Cheers but think it needs it's own website.

[big__phil]

13 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said:

Here you go

That's quite the find.

Question, if you HAD to eat that in public, without cutlery, how would you go about it?

I need an announcement.

[Gucci Piggy]

4 minutes ago, big__phil said:

That's quite the find.

Question, if you HAD to eat that in public, without cutlery, how would you go about it?

I need an announcement.

Assuming there was no bone in it (yh I know) I'd just grab the balls and nosh from the end.

[big__phil]

1 minute ago, Will-2609 said:

Assuming there was no bone in it (yh I know) I'd just grab the balls and nosh from the end.

And now I'm laughing at my work PC like some kind of lunatic. Good answer though.

[karaseen]

1 hour ago, Bza said:

Next question. Who is Philipa and where can I find / avoid her van?

 

Philipa started a Glastonbury Swingers thread and tried to lure people into her van (aka sex dungeon)

[SwedgeAntilles]

8 minutes ago, big__phil said:

And now I'm laughing at my work PC like some kind of lunatic. Good answer though.

I'm fucking dying 

[Nobody Interesting]

23 minutes ago, big__phil said:

That's quite the find.

Question, if you HAD to eat that in public, without cutlery, how would you go about it?

I need an announcement.

A gentle nibble at the base, slurping up all the liquid that will pour out, followed by a good munch from the top down.

 

Damn we need it to come soon!!!

 

The announcement obviously.

Edited March 22, 2017 by Nobody Interesting

[H.M.V]

1 hour ago, Bza said:

jog my memory...

Dude came on saying he had insider info from Bob Harris(on) about Stone Roses. Then sent a photo shopped betting slip to back up his claim. Good times ensued.