Headliner predictions 2017

[Stokesy10]

Bonnie Tyler. 

 

You heard it here first. 

[Quark]

4 hours ago, Mardy said:

Apparently this is Taylor Hawkins. Look at the soppy bollocks look on his mush. Fucking state of him, eh? It's like Kay Burley's sad labrador has mated with Rick Wakeman.

Translation: Mardy has massive hair envy

[eastynh]

12 hours ago, FuzzyDunlop said:

Does anyone remember something in the mid nineties with Bez from the happy Mondays doing "Bez's science bit"?

 

Bezs helpful hints.

[eFestivals]

8 hours ago, Stokesy10 said:

Bonnie Tyler. 

 

You heard it here first. 

she was gonna do it, but she's lost in france.

 

[robu]

3 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

she was gonna do it, but she's lost in france.

 

oof!

[Robofish]

12 hours ago, LeeGalvin said:

Radiohead all 3 nights?

This is a rumour I can get behind. The highlights of In Rainbows/TKOL/Moon Shaped Pool on Friday. The best bits of Kid A, Amnesiac and HTTT on Saturday, finishing up with a hits filled Sunday night from Pablo Honey, The Bends and OK Computer. 

With a big enough push we can make this happen..

[DDave]

Hopefully Aerosmith will give all the sweat-fests a miss (not named in the Download Paris line up) and have one last hurrah at Glasto. Can see them rocking up (literally) at IOW though.

[DDave]

2 hours ago, eFestivals said:

she was gonna do it, but she's lost in france.

 

I bought a car from Bonnie Tyler. It was a bit of a banger and every now and then it fell apart.

[FloorFiller]

3 minutes ago, DiscothequeDave said:

Hopefully Aerosmith will give all the sweat-fests a miss (not named in the Download Paris line up) and have one last hurrah at Glasto. Can see them rocking up (literally) at IOW though.

yeah if they're not at Download then IOW is the next in line - doubt they'd ever be considered for Glastonbury

[DDave]

Just now, FloorFiller said:

yeah if they're not at Download then IOW is the next in line - doubt they'd ever be considered for Glastonbury

One can dream.

[PastRecedes]

22 minutes ago, Robofish said:

This is a rumour I can get behind. The highlights of In Rainbows/TKOL/Moon Shaped Pool on Friday. The best bits of Kid A, Amnesiac and HTTT on Saturday, finishing up with a hits filled Sunday night from Pablo Honey, The Bends and OK Computer. 

With a big enough push we can make this happen..

1. Burn The Witch
2. 15 Step
3. Decks Dark
4. Nude
5. Weird Fishes/Arpeggi
6. Little By Little
7. Ful Stop
8. All I Need
9. Identikit
10. Desert Island Disk
11. Separator
12. The Numbers
13. Daydreaming
14. Feral
15. Lotus Flower
16. Bodysnatchers

17. Bloom
18. Present Tense
19. Jigsaw Falling Into Place

20. Reckoner

 

1. There There
2. The National Anthem
3. 2+2=5
4. Optimistic
5. I Might Be Wrong
6. Go To Sleep
7. Where I End And You Begin
8. Like Spinning Plates
9. Backdrifts
10. Dollars & Cents
11. Pyramid Song
12. Morning Bell
13. How To Disappear Completely
14. The Gloaming
15. Myxomatosis
16. Motion Picture Soundtrack

17. You And Whose Army
18. A Wolf At The Door
19. Everything In Its Right Place

20. Idioteque

 

1. The Bends
2. Lucky
3. My Iron Lung
4. No Surprises
5. Airbag
6. Talk Show Host
7. Climbing Up The Walls
8. (Nice Dream)
9. Exit Music (For A Film)
10. You
11. Bones
12. Planet Telex
13. Just
14. Fake Plastic Trees
15. Paranoid Android
16. Blow Out

17. Let Down
18. Creep
19. Karma Police

20. Street Spirit (Fade Out)

[theDandy]

6 minutes ago, DiscothequeDave said:

One can dream.

Yes just you 

[foolee]

Not sure if it's been mentioned but Red Hot Chili Peppers have been announced for Super Bock Super Rock in July so they'll be in Europe around the time I'd imagine and I don't think they've headlined before.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Time to add padlocks to the socks drawers of Worthy Farm.

[SwedgeAntilles]

3 hours ago, dylangraham said:

1. Burn The Witch
2. 15 Step
3. Decks Dark
4. Nude
5. Weird Fishes/Arpeggi
6. Little By Little
7. Ful Stop
8. All I Need
9. Identikit
10. Desert Island Disk
11. Separator
12. The Numbers
13. Daydreaming
14. Feral
15. Lotus Flower
16. Bodysnatchers

17. Bloom
18. Present Tense
19. Jigsaw Falling Into Place

20. Reckoner

 

1. There There
2. The National Anthem
3. 2+2=5
4. Optimistic
5. I Might Be Wrong
6. Go To Sleep
7. Where I End And You Begin
8. Like Spinning Plates
9. Backdrifts
10. Dollars & Cents
11. Pyramid Song
12. Morning Bell
13. How To Disappear Completely
14. The Gloaming
15. Myxomatosis
16. Motion Picture Soundtrack

17. You And Whose Army
18. A Wolf At The Door
19. Everything In Its Right Place

20. Idioteque

 

1. The Bends
2. Lucky
3. My Iron Lung
4. No Surprises
5. Airbag
6. Talk Show Host
7. Climbing Up The Walls
8. (Nice Dream)
9. Exit Music (For A Film)
10. You
11. Bones
12. Planet Telex
13. Just
14. Fake Plastic Trees
15. Paranoid Android
16. Blow Out

17. Let Down
18. Creep
19. Karma Police

20. Street Spirit (Fade Out)

Have all the upvotes 

[Matt87]

1 hour ago, foolee said:

Not sure if it's been mentioned but Red Hot Chili Peppers have been announced for Super Bock Super Rock in July so they'll be in Europe around the time I'd imagine and I don't think they've headlined before.

They were supposed to headline in 1993 but pulled out quite late on. I seem to remember Michael not being enthusiastic about them ever returning - to put it politely.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Quote

I'm forever near my sock drawer saying, 'Who in the name of god has been stealing my socks?'

And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

- Michael Eavis, 1993

[eFestivals]

I've just bought one of those Echo Dot things, that you can talk to. It's a smart bit of kit.

It can tell me when Glastonbury takes place, but it's not smart enough to know who's playing, not even Radiohead. Bloody useless thing.

 

[rubenz]

Just now, eFestivals said:

I've just bought one of those Echo Dot things, that you can talk to. It's a smart bit of kit.

It can tell me when Glastonbury takes place, but it's not smart enough to know who's playing, not even Radiohead. Bloody useless thing.

 

You should have bought a thingy instead! 

[Rose-Colored Boy]

11 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

I've just bought one of those Echo Dot things, that you can talk to. It's a smart bit of kit.

It can tell me when Glastonbury takes place, but it's not smart enough to know who's playing, not even Radiohead. Bloody useless thing.

 

Is this a hint that Echo and the Bunnymen are headlining, or am I way too used to scouring your posts for hidden clues

[Hugh Jass]

19 hours ago, Mardy said:

Apparently this is Taylor Hawkins. Look at the soppy bollocks look on his mush. Fucking state of him, eh? It's like Kay Burley's sad labrador has mated with Rick Wakeman.

I stood next to him whilst watching Public Service Broadcasting at BST last year. 

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Hopefully this is him bigging them up because he's got them next summer, not the G

Edited November 2, 2016 by Zac Quinn

[dentalplan]

9 minutes ago, Zac Quinn said:

Hopefully this is him bigging them up because he's got them next summer, not the G

He's their manager, or he used to be. Something like that.

[ghostdancer1]

Paul McGuinness was their manager. it's now Guy Oseary. don't think Giddings ever was.

e: his Solo Music Agency were their european tour promoters.

Edited November 2, 2016 by ghostdancer1

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Damnnit.