You know you are obsessed with Glastonbury when ….

[loveisanumber]

2 hours ago, sloseph said:

the dreams are coming thick and fast at the moment

I swear I've walked the railway line more in the last 2 weeks to last me 10 festivals

I'm taking some newbies this year and I dreamt that I couldn't persuade them to leave the campsite for the entire festival. Woke up annoyed at them 

[Dr Glasto]

In the absence of tickets, you've just applied to do a job involving 5 x 12 hour shifts just so you can be at the festival. 

[6t6o6m]

You've got to a point when the dialogue between you and your girlfriend has become a monologue.

[Lucy92]

You've entered every single competition, emailed every single volunteering opportunity that could possibly be there and are  still refreshing the ticket page like a crazy lady just incase tickets come back on. Obsessed may be a little understatement haha!!! 

[RobertProsineckisLighter]

4 hours ago, Waapster said:

Same with us but for the missus. I asked if she'd be ok on her own and she said the good looking guy up the road will be taking care of her.

Better tell her I got a ticket then.

[Mich1268]

I keep having a dream that I lose one of my bottom teeth mid festival. had to check out they had a dentist on site. they have. phew! note to self. don't lose or swallow offending tooth.

[Woffy]

You're tweeting ridiculous hastags.

#bluechicken

#philipasvan

[slash's hat]

When your friends try to persuade you into a weekend away by telling you its near glastonbury - despite the fact it will be september.

[6t6o6m]

2 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Isn't that point when your girlfriend has become your wife?

The expensive transistion hasn't taken place as of yet.

[Andycamper]

You miss all the sales and spend seven months being down about not going then jump around like a lunatic in a clients house and fist pump the air when you get a volunteering job.

[BlackHole2006]

2 hours ago, slash's hat said:

When your friends try to persuade you into a weekend away by telling you its near glastonbury - despite the fact it will be september.

When you book a weekend away in September with your friends just so you don't have to face the post Glasto blues

[verrymerry]

7 hours ago, rubenz said:

Some people do that when there is 12 months to go! 

Some people do that when there's 24 months go to in the fallow year 

[bennyhana22]

2 hours ago, Woffy said:

You're tweeting ridiculous hastags.

#bluechicken

#philipasvan

#AHTT

Ben

[Dave_c]

When any other festival, even if God is headlining, just isn't good enough!

[djdavejohnson]

When all you do all day is bang on about Glasto to work colleagues. Left my computer on, went for a ciggie, came back to find the Glasto website loaded on my browser with 'Cancelled' as the main headline. Bloody techies. 

Edited May 23, 2016 by djdavejohnson

[BlackHole2006]

When you're using every festival you're going to before hand as a warm up to Glastonbury.

[Dave_c]

38 minutes ago, BlackHole2006 said:

When you're using every festival you're going to before hand as a warm up to Glastonbury.

Your Avatar is awesome, best most realistic scene in any movie ever!!

[BlackHole2006]

4 minutes ago, Dave_c said:

Your Avatar is awesome, best most realistic scene in any movie ever!!

Cheers bud, Human Traffic is my favourite movie of all time  

Edited May 23, 2016 by BlackHole2006

[Dave_c]

1 minute ago, BlackHole2006 said:

 

Nurse, I need a piss pot, and a pan, and a brush.......

[Woffy]

1 hour ago, bennyhana22 said:

#AHTT

Ben

Self-flagellating as I type.

[Wanderlei]

When the famous Elvis song comes on the radio and you can't help but sing "Viva Lost Vagueness".

[Beerqueen]

9 hours ago, Waapster said:

Me too. I dream all the time, never sleep through the night. Glastonbury is featuring about twice a week at the moment.

I had a really vivid dream the other night.  I was queuing up and then bumped into a group of friendly people and we all sat down and had a drink while we waited to get in.  Then someone came round to give out the wristbands and I realised in a panic I didn't have my ticket but they weren't really checking whether people had tickets and gave me a wristband.  And we all had another drink before all going off to find a camping place.  It was a really good dream.

[guypjfreak]

when you talk/think about it every bloody day

when yo drive 150 miles and buy an 8 man liferaft the sort that you pull the string and it blows up like this but bigger http://www.haylingseaschool.co.uk/product/seago-offshore-liferaft 

[JanieM28]

6 minutes ago, guypjfreak said:

when you talk/think about it every bloody day

when yo drive 150 miles and buy an 8 man liferaft the sort that you pull the string and it blows up like this but bigger http://www.haylingseaschool.co.uk/product/seago-offshore-liferaft 

You didn't! 'Ow much!!! Would look pretty cool if Glasto floods though - WHICH IT IS NOT GOING TO DO!

[Beerqueen]

35 minutes ago, guypjfreak said:

when you talk/think about it every bloody day

when yo drive 150 miles and buy an 8 man liferaft the sort that you pull the string and it blows up like this but bigger http://www.haylingseaschool.co.uk/product/seago-offshore-liferaft 

Have you filled the 8 places yet?  Room for a little one?