VolumetricFox Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 (edited) Just seen this on Twitter. Sounds like they're really going to push the green police approach to using the facilities. Source: https://twitter.com/SarahHodgson/status/726053195466833922/photo/1 Edited April 29, 2016 by nodolphie Reupload image Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb4747 Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, nodolphie said: Just seen this on Twitter. Sounds like they're really going to push the green police approach to using the facilities. Source: https://twitter.com/SarahHodgson/status/726053195466833922/photo/1 'Talking to people as they use the toilets' I'm just picturing little glory holes with someone talking through it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sime Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 I like this idea although being honest, I'm not in the chattiest of moods when going to the loo! Still, if it will help in the fight against naughty wee wees against the hedges etc then I'm all for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slugworth Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 1 minute ago, princess4747 said: 'Talking to people as they use the toilets' I'm just picturing little glory holes with someone talking through it Oh my. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb4747 Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Just now, Slugworth said: Oh my. Should I have said informative holes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slugworth Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Just now, princess4747 said: Should I have said informative holes If that's what you call them, informative holes, is just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb4747 Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Just now, Slugworth said: If that's what you call them, informative holes, is just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4AssedMonkey Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 First rule of urinal club: eyes forward, no talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozy Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 If I need to go, I need to go, ain't nobody got time for chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keithy Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 1 hour ago, princess4747 said: 'Talking to people as they use the toilets' I'm just picturing little glory holes with someone talking through it lol! if that was your first thought ...... does this reflect on your public toilet experiences??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICGenie Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 If there's one this that will put people OFF using the loos it's knowing you're gonna get your ear bent by some chugger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madyaker Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 2 hours ago, ICGenie said: If there's one this that will put people OFF using the loos it's knowing you're gonna get your ear bent by some chugger... This. Seriously I don't want to chat to anyone when I'm tipping a load. If I've been nice enough to take the trouble to walk to a toilet instead of pissing in a hedge they should at most thank me and leave me alone. I don't want to hear about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 59 minutes ago, Madyaker said: This. Seriously I don't want to chat to anyone when I'm tipping a load. If I've been nice enough to take the trouble to walk to a toilet instead of pissing in a hedge they should at most thank me and leave me alone. I don't want to hear about it. Fuck that. If anyone fancies a chatty download, I'll be curling one out at the long drops at 7am Friday to Sunday. As always I'll have a light read with me - along the lines of ancient Rome. So if you like classical history and a chatty, educational turn-out come and say "HRRRNNNNNGHHHH-Hi!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastynh Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 I guarantee if my guts start playing up, no one will be stopping to have a chat as it would scar them for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj_tim Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigyb31 Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Queueing bursting for a pee and someone starts talking water to me is the last thing I want to hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sloseph Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Woffy said: Fuck that. If anyone fancies a chatty download, I'll be curling one out at the long drops at 7am Friday to Sunday. As always I'll have a light read with me - along the lines of ancient Rome. So if you like classical history and a chatty, educational turn-out come and say "HRRRNNNNNGHHHH-Hi!" That's the true festival spirit! Everyone is equal on the longdrops, they're the one true unifier I've had some fantastic conversations with the person next door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 23 minutes ago, sloseph said: That's the true festival spirit! Everyone is equal on the longdrops, they're the one true unifier I've had some fantastic conversations with the person next door See you there sloseph! Or we could get sensual and ploop at the fragrant compost toilettes? ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4AssedMonkey Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Went for a piss in a long drop in 2010 and the door to the opposite trap clanged as mine did. I start my piss, Guy opposite starts his. I look down to see both urine streams hitting the same pile of "stuff" in the tank. Just then, guy opposite says "Dude, don't cross the streams!" Giggled so much I pissed on my own foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bekimo Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Well I suppose it'll be nice to chat to someone whilst standing in the ridiculous early morning queues when my lovely campmates are still snoring. Usually I have to make the half-asleep zombie next to me have a conversation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb4747 Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 8 hours ago, bekimo said: Well I suppose it'll be nice to chat to someone whilst standing in the ridiculous early morning queues when my lovely campmates are still snoring. Usually I have to make the half-asleep zombie next to me have a conversation! I actually agree with this! It would be nice to have a chat in the queue in the morning. I think its the 'talking to people as they USE the toilets' part which is getting people But yes all for toilet queue chat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan Doughnuts Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 Just shown this link to my wife and asked her if she'd like to have a chat with me whilst I was snapping off a tricky number two.......she didn't respond!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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