Drivel

[Adystar]

As Neil understandably doesn't want the other threads being filled up with rubbish,I've decided to start one for mindless drivel as it makes me smile.so go ahead,drivel away 

[jonodillieono]

Liverpool's music scene, was, is and will always be better than Manchester's.

 

If you don't have a BSc then your degree is basically toilet paper.

 

Finland is the best country beginning with the letter F

[Ben Holland]

3 minutes ago, jonodillieono said:

Liverpool's music scene, was, is and will always be better than Manchester's.

 

If you don't have a BSc then your degree is basically toilet paper.

 

Finland is the best country beginning with the letter F

1. Must be talking about another Manchester.

2. You're not far wrong on that one. My degree is worthless.

3. How is Finland in any way better than French Polynesia?

[Adystar]

1.no

2.no idea,too thick

3.filipines(refer to answer 2) 

[Avalon_Fields]

1 hour ago, jonodillieono said:

Liverpool's music scene, was, is and will always be better than Manchester's.

 

If you don't have a BSc then your degree is basically toilet paper.

 

Finland is the best country beginning with the letter F

1. As a Mancunian, I'd readily agree Liverpool has produced the best bands, as a current or recent 'music scene' I'd go for Manchester any time.

2. My BSc is just a higher grade of toilet paper

3. Finland is the third best country beginning with F

[mungo57]

I have a BSc in Psychology and that turned out to be toilet paper.......

[Nickyboy]

has anyone mentioned Taylor Swift or Barry Manilow in this thread yet?

[parsonjack]

1. Donkeys

2. Goats

3. Chickens

4. Terrapins

5. Any marsupial

[mrf]

20 minutes ago, Nickyboy said:

has anyone mentioned Taylor Swift or Barry Manilow in this thread yet?

Taylor Swift

Barry Manilow

 

Yes they have!

[Purple aki squat]

20 minutes ago, Nickyboy said:

has anyone mentioned Taylor Swift or Barry Manilow in this thread yet?

[Purple aki squat]

21 minutes ago, parsonjack said:

1. Donkeys

2. Goats

3. Chickens

4. Terrapins

5. Any marsupial

I'll take your word for it, never had a terrapin kebab

[Adystar]

Marge: "Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?"
Homer: "Yeah, pretty much, except we drove round in a van solving mysteries"

[yehbutnobut]

ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO UNFAIR, ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO UNFAIR, ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO UNFAIR. IT IS HARD TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND PEOPLE IN THEIR 30s DON'T JOIN SOCIAL GROUPS. EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE IN THIS WORLD HAVE GOT FRIENDS AND THEY HAVE FRIENDS THE SAME AGE AND I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS WORLD WHO HAS NOT ANY FRIENDS AT ALL AND I NEVER MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE AND IT SO UNFAIR. IT SO FUCK YOU UNAFIR SO FUCK YOU UNAFIR SO FUCK YOU UNAFIR SO FUCK YOU UNAFIR SO FUCK YOU UNAFIR AND I AM ANGRY, I AM ANGRY I AM ANGRY I AM ANGRY I AM ANGRY. I NEVER FUCKNG MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, I NVER FUCKING MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, NVER FUCKING MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, NVER FUCKING MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, NVER FUCKING MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, NVER FUCKING MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, AND I AM VERY ANGRY, I AM VERY ANGRY, I AM VERY ANGRY, I AM VERY, ANGRY, I FUCKING NEVER MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, I NEVER FUCKING MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, I AM VERY ANGRY, I AM VERY ANGRY, FUCK YOU, I NEVER FUCKI NG MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, I NEVER FUCKING MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, I NEVER FUCKING MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, I NEVER FUCKING MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, I NEVER FUCKING MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, I NEVER FUCKING MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE, I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL, I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL, I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL, I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL, I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL,I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL, IT IS SO FUCK YOU UNFAIR, IT IS SO FUCK YOU UNFAIR, IT IS SO FUCK YOU UNFAIR, IT IS SO FUCK YOU UNFAIR, IT IS SO FUCK YOU UNFAIR, IT IS SO FUCK YOU UNFAIR, IT IS SO FUCK YOU UNFAIR, IT IS SO FUCK YOU UNFAIR, IT IS SO FUCK YOU UNFAIR, I NEVER MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE I DON'T NOT ACCPECT IT AND I AM NOT HAVING IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I DON'T NOT ACCPECT IT I DON'T NOT ACCPECT IT I DON'T NOT ACCPECT IT I DON'T NOT ACCPECT IT I DON'T NOT ACCPECT IT I DON'T NOT ACCPECT IT I AM NOT HAVING IT I AM NOT HAVING IT I AM NOT HAVING IT I AM NOT HAVING IT I AM NOT HAVING IT I AM NOT HAVING IT I AM NOT HAVING IT I AM NOT HAVING IT I AM NOT HAVING IT I AM NOT HAVING IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM VERY ANGRY I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT
I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT
I live in London and Londoners are so unfriendly they don't talk to strangers on the bus, train, tube and in the supermarkket I AM IN MY 30S AND PEOPLE IN THEIR 30s NEVER TAKE PART IN SOCIAL GROUP BECAUSE OF THAT I HAVE NO FRINDES AT ALL AND I ALSO DON'T HAVE A GIRLFREND BECAUSE OF IT AND YOU ALL KOWN WHAT THAT IS. IT IS SO FUCING UNFAIR YOU ALL HEAR SO FUCKING UNFIAR IT IS SO HARD TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND PEOPLE IN THEIR 30s NEVER FUCKING JOIN SOCIAL GROUPS I HAVE GOT NO FRIENDS AT ALL AND IT IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR. IT SO FUCKING HARD TO MEET NEW PEOPLE IT SO FUCKING HARD TO MEET NEW PEOPLE IT SO FUCKING HARD TO MEET NEW PEOPLE IT SO FUCKING HARD TO MEET NEW PEOPLE I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM VERY ANGRY I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT I T I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I AM NOT GOING TO ACCPECT IT I WILL NEVER ACCPECT IT I WILL NEVER ACCPECT IT I WILL NEVER ACCPECT IT I WILL NEVER ACCPECT IT I WILL NEVER ACCPECT IT I WILL NEVER ACCPECT IT I WILL NEVER ACCPECT IT I WILL NEVER ACCPECT IT I WILL NEVER ACCPECT IT I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO GIRILFRIEND AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO GIRILFRIEND AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO GIRILFRIEND AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO GIRILFRIEND AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO GIRILFRIEND AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO GIRILFRIEND AT ALLI HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO GIRILFRIEND AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO GIRILFRIEND AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO GIRILFRIEND AT ALL AND IT IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR IT IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR IT IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR IT IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR IT IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR IT IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR IT IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO TO SOCIAL GROUPS ALL I SEE ARE OLDER PEOPLE AND NOBODY IN THEIR 30s NEVER JOIN SOCIAL GROUPS ALL I SEE EVERY SINGLE TIME THAT I GO TO SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OPLDER PEOPLE AND NOBODY IN THEIR 30s ARE NEVER THERE AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFIAR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFAIRME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFAIRME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND EVERY TIME I GO TO SOCIAL GROUPS ALL I SEE IS ONLY OLDER PEOPLE THERE AND I NEVER SEE ON ONE IN THEIR 30S THERE EVERY TIME I GO TO SOCIAL GROUPS ALL I SEE IS ONLY OLDER PEOPLE THERE AND I NEVER SEE ON ONE IN THEIR 30S THERE EVERY TIME I GO TO SOCIAL GROUPS ALL I SEE IS ONLY OLDER PEOPLE THERE AND I NEVER SEE ON ONE IN THEIR 30S THERE EVERY TIME I GO TO SOCIAL GROUPS ALL I SEE IS ONLY OLDER PEOPLE THERE AND I NEVER SEE ON ONE IN THEIR 30S THERE EVERY TIME I GO TO SOCIAL GROUPS ALL I SEE IS ONLY OLDER PEOPLE THERE AND I NEVER SEE ON ONE IN THEIR 30S THERE EVERY TIME I GO TO SOCIAL GROUPS ALL I SEE IS ONLY OLDER PEOPLE THERE AND I NEVER SEE ON ONE IN THEIR 30S THERE EVERY TIME I GO TO SOCIAL GROUPS ALL I SEE IS ONLY OLDER PEOPLE THERE AND I NEVER SEE ON ONE IN THEIR 30S THERE AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR I AM IN MY 30s AND I NEVER MEET PEOPLE MY AGE I AM IN MY 30S AND I NEVER MEET PEOPLE MY AGE I AM IN MY 30s AND I NEVER MEET PEOPLE MY AGE I AM IN MY 30S AND I NEVER MEET PEOPLE MY AGE I AM IN MY 30S AND I NEVER MEET PEOPLE MY AGE I AM IN MY 30S AND I NEVER MEET PEOPLE MY AGE I AM IN MY 30S AND I NEVER MEET PEOPLE MY AGE I AM IN MY 30S AND I NEVER MEET PEOPLE MY AGE AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND ME HAVING NO FRIENDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND I ALSO DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I ALSO DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I ALSO DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I ALSO DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I ALSO DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I ALSO DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALL I SEE IN SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OLDER PE OPLE AND NEVER NO ONE THEIR 30S THEREALL I SEE IN SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OLDER PEOPLE AND NEVER NO ONE THEIR 30S THERE ALL I SEE IN SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OLDER PEOPLE AND NEVER NO ONE THEIR 30S THERE ALL I SEE IN SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OLDER PEOPLE AND NEVER NO ONE THEIR 30S THERE ALL I SEE IN SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OLDER PEOPLE AND NEVER NO ONE THEIR 30S THERE ALL I SEE IN SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OLDER PEOPLE AND NEVER NO ONE THEIR 30S THERE ALL I SEE IN SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OLDER PEOPLE AND NEVER NO ONE THEIR 30S THERE ALL I SEE IN SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OLDER PEOPLE AND NEVER NO ONE THEIR 30S THERE ALL I SEE IN SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OLDER PEOPLE AND NEVER NO ONE THEIR 30S THERE ALL I SEE IN SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OLDER PEOPLE AND NEVER NO ONE THEIR 30S THERE ALL I SEE IN SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OLDER PEOPLE AND NEVER NO ONE THEIR 30S THERE ALL I SEE IN SOCIAL GROUPS ARE JUST OLDER PEOPLE AND NEVER NO ONE THEIR 30S THERE I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL AND THATS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND THATS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND THATS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND THATS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND THATS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND THATS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND THATS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND THATS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBO DY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE FRINEDS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR

[stuartbert two hats]

It's bad enough when the real one makes those posts without copying him.

[Matt42]

3 hours ago, jonodillieono said:

Liverpool's music scene, was, is and will always be better than Manchester's.

 

If you don't have a BSc then your degree is basically toilet paper.

 

Finland is the best country beginning with the letter F

What's wrong with a BA lol

[dentalplan]

28 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

What's wrong with a BA lol

He's scared of flying.

Edited December 16, 2015 by dentalplan

[mr gumby]

I for one am a big fan of drivel (both the word itself, and the activity). One of my favourite things at glastonbury is sitting in a bar, or field, and talking shit with random strangers. I can, however, see the point Neil has made recently on some threads. There are a few threads that are almost 'designed' for waffling on about not very much, so it makes sense for other threads to be kept roughly on topic. If they're not, casual visitors to the site will get put off because they don't find useful info without trawling through pages of crap, and efests will get a reputation for being worthless. 

Anyway, as you were. 

[Purple aki squat]

45 minutes ago, mr gumby said:

I for one am a big fan of drivel (both the word itself, and the activity). One of my favourite things at glastonbury is sitting in a bar, or field, and talking shit with random strangers. I can, however, see the point Neil has made recently on some threads. There are a few threads that are almost 'designed' for waffling on about not very much, so it makes sense for other threads to be kept roughly on topic. If they're not, casual visitors to the site will get put off because they don't find useful info without trawling through pages of crap, and efests will get a reputation for being worthless. 

Anyway, as you were. 

Completely agree. The chats and piss taking are a huge part of the festival for me, it's the meeting of like minds which makes it such a great place to be. 

This thread should be a laugh hopefully, we'll done OP.

[yehbutnobut]

Love Actually's on the telly box...

...never taken the time to watch it before but i'm astounded at the amount of bare flesh & tits on show for a Christmas flick. And i've just seen it's a bloody PG... someone cocked that certificate up I reckon.

[mungo57]

14 hours ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

But at least you know what you thinking that says about yourself!

lol says coming out of uni with a psych degree smack bang in a recession where there is no paid work available to undergraduates and you need to pay rent is a fucking stupid thing to do

[mungo57]

1) Fish pie

2) Salmon En Croute

3) Salmon en Papillote

[mungo57]

double post

Edited December 17, 2015 by mungo57

[LeeGalvin]

16 hours ago, mungo57 said:

I have a BSc in Psychology and that turned out to be toilet paper.......

I also have a BSc in Psychology... and yes, it's toilet paper. Expensive toilet paper.

[hfuhruhurr]

moist

plinth

plunge

just say them slowly to brighten up your day

[ian the worm]

1 hour ago, hfuhruhurr said:

moist

plinth

plunge

polyp