Girls and ladies only please

[maelzoid]

mate - you're the alpha male of the e festival site. ..I"m a "noob"....congrats

Come on, man. You join up this music forum just to solicit for sex some 8 months in advance and describe it as a 'sacrifice'.  Can't you be at least a little self-aware?

[justperfect]

Any offers yet ?

No, thought not

keep us posted

[Purple aki squat]

Ladies looking for fun while they're in Glastonbury should use this to message me and I'll serve you during your stay

I'm looking to hook up with young, beautiful women who go to festivals..not 40yo+ 

 

I like athletic, black, asian, brunettes and curvy girls. ..I think it's all about enjoying every moment while we're here x looking for a like minded individual 

 

I'm with a group but happy to do our own thing one of the nights under the stars

Send me a message and I'll let you know where I'm camped xxx 

Are you the one with the pint or the one with the blond basin head ?

[Slugworth]

Are you the one with the pint or the one with the blond basin head ?

Can't be the one with the pint. They describe themselves as 'Athletic'

[Purple aki squat]

Can't be the one with the pint. They describe themselves as 'Athletic'

Bitch

[Slugworth]

Bitch

Well, wouldn't you be upset too?

[Bisque]

I'm the resident efests shagger. Hands off the ladies.

[willutalk]

Mate if you're thinking of doing it proper do it AT the festival not here. Meeting a girl at Worthy Farm is the way forward my friend.

I have nothing against pursuing THE woman, especially if they are a savvy festival goer (and at the hollowed turf), but this. Nah.

 

[CHRLY]

I love memes.

[Woffy]

He's got a chin like Quagmire.

[Woffy]

I love memes.

#teammeme

[Mark E. Spliff]

I bet the guy that started this thread can't believe his luck.  You can't really expect too much when posting up a photo of someone with a back-story blatantly designed to get the torches and pitchforks waving, but he seems to have struck gold here.  I just hope it's a joke between mates rather than slandering someone he doesn't like.

[maelzoid]

I have nothing against pursuing THE woman, especially if they are a savvy festival goer (and at the hollowed turf), but this. Nah.

 

'Hollowed Turf'

Is that a euphemism?

[willutalk]

'Hollowed Turf'

Is that a euphemism?

Intentional or not I suppose it is isn't it!! Didn't intend on it though.

[Michaels denim shorts]

He's got a chin like Quagmire.

giggity 

[Amy Lawn]

I'm the resident efests shagger. Hands off the ladies.

[The Placid Casual]

That's just rude.

[Bisque]

How dare you! Jay is nowhere up to my standard.

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I like to snuggle

[Thearg]

Ok I've noticed a few of you have the same kebab/wrap avatar,what's going on there?

[hunky_rock]

Oh come now baby. Is that your best insult? Try again please. Thanks X

More a response than an insult 

[sime]

More a whimper for attention than an insult 

There. Corrected your post for you x

[gerardfenton18]

Mate if you're thinking of doing it proper do it AT the festival not here. Meeting a girl at Worthy Farm is the way forward my friend.

I have nothing against pursuing THE woman, especially if they are a savvy festival goer (and at the hollowed turf), but this. Nah.

 

Or maybe wait until your home and you've had a good wash?

[willutalk]

Or maybe wait until your home and you've had a good wash?

Nah. As dirty (in the muddy sort of way) one can get at Glastonbury , in my opinion people look and are sexy as fuck when at Worthy Farm regardless.

[sloseph]

Nah. As dirty (in the muddy sort of way) one can get at Glastonbury , in my opinion people look and are sexy as fuck when at Worthy Farm regardless.

yeah nothing quite like pealing open that cheese toasty flange on a Sunday night and going to town on that worthy farm

[sloseph]

oh god I've just come back to edit that post but it won't let me

sorry everyone for that horrible mental image, i'd take it back if I could

i'd also like to take back my spelling of the world peeling