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3 hours ago, BlackHole2006 said:

Might as well:

Friday:

Pyramid: Radiohead, Tame Impala, ZZ Top, Ice Cube, The Last Shadow Puppets, Jack Garratt, Easy Star All Stars, Ezra Furman

Other: David Guetta , HAIM, Two Door Cinema Club, Charlii XCX

John Peel: Underworld, Sebastian Tellier, The Vaccines, RatBoy

PA: Wilco,  Deerhunter, Guy Garvey, Youth Lagoon

WH: Damien Marley, Fatback Band, Action Bronson, Misty In Roots

Saturday

Pyramid: Adele, Ellie Goulding, PJ Harvey, George Benson

Other: New Order, The 1975, Years & Years, Bring Me The Horison

John Peel: Bloc Party, Ocean Colour Scene, Roisin Murphey, Fat Whites

PA: Explosions In The Sky, Santigold, Beirut, Andrew Bird

WH: James Blake, Flume, Dub Pistols, Mad Proffesor

Sunday

Pyramid: Coldplay, Disclosure, Ladfish and The Toryboys, Jeff Lynne's ELO,

Other: LCD Soundsystem, King Charles, CHVRCHES, Everything Everything

John Peel: Iggy Pop, We Are Scientists, Band Of Skulls, Hooton Tennis Club

PA: John Grant, The Coral, Action Bronson, Ariel Pinks Haunted Graffiti

WH: Earth Wind & Fire, Ween, Sebastian Tellier, Black Uhuru

 

 

You've done Sebastian Telliér twice. Is he even touring at the moment?

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4 minutes ago, Acid_Haze said:

You've done Sebastian Telliér twice. Is he even touring at the moment?

Shit, so I have. I would edit it but right now I can't. Doesn't look like he is but that was mearly wishful thinking on my part. There's no denying that my prediction is as off the mark as it gets, and I probably shouldn't ever attempt one again.

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1 hour ago, Mezhyp1 said:

I take it you aren't buying the whole Muse playing and not headlining thing? 

I had Muse subbing Coldplay but took it out because nah, I'm not sure how I feel about that thing. 

I want to believe that its just a straight Radiohead, Adele, Coldplay set of headliners and Muse will do Bestival, so that's what I'm going to believe for now :P 

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7 hours ago, MattDavies__ said:

P: Radiohead, LCD Soundsytstem, Beck, ZZ Top
O: Disclosure, Bastille, Jess Glynne
JP: Bloc Party, Editors
WH: Damian Marley
Pa: M83

P: Adele, Ellie Goulding, Last Shadow Puppets, PJ Harvey
O: New Order, Chvrches, Iggy Pop
JP: Robyn, Catfish and the Bottlemen 
WH: Earth, Wind & Fire
Pa: The Coral

P: Coldplay, The Weeknd, Tame Impala, ELO
O: Bring Me The Horizon, The 1975, Suede 
JP: Underworld, Grimes 
WH: Ice Cube
Pa: Explosions in the Sky

 

Don't clash The Coral and Robyn! Got a top 3 Friday/Sat. Watch Suede and bugger off to Arcadia etc.

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11 hours ago, FloorFiller said:

Friday - ZZ Top > Beck > LCD Soundsystem > Radiohead

Saturday - PJ Harvey > Iggy Pop > Chvrches > Robyn

Sunday - ELO > Suede > The Weeknd > Ice Cube

yep, i could live with that!

Jesus that Friday is epic. What's more it's pretty realistic. It's the hope that gets ya.....

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I got insanely bored of doing work so thought I would give it a poor attempt. 

Friday Saturday Sunday
Pyramid
Radiohead Adele Coldplay
Tame Impala Foals Muse
ZZ Top The Last Shadow Puppets Ellie Goulding
Ice Cube Birdy Jeff Lyne's ELO
Haim Father John Misty Guy Garvey
Jack Garratt Charlie XCX Editors
Ezra Furman Damon Albarn & Syrian Orchestra David Bowie Tribute
     
Other
LCD Soundsystem New Order Bring Me the Horizon
Bastille The 1975 Chvrches
Years & Years Jess Glynne Of Monsters and Men
Two Door Cinema Club Wolf Alice Elle King
The Strypes Charlie Puth Everything Everything
Special Guests Swim Deep Drenge
     
John Peel
Iggy Pop Bloc Party Bat for Lashes
Robyn Slaves Daughter
Sleaford Mods Savages Skepta
Kodaline SOAK Jagwar Ma
Rhodes Black Lips Cage the Elephant
     
West Holts
Earth, Wind & Fire Underworld James Blake
Action Bronson Grimes Jamie xx
Flume Unknown Mortal Orchestra Vintage Trouble
Dean Blunt Vince Staples BADBADNOTGOOD
     
Park
Wilco Beach House PJ Harvey
M83 John Grant Sun Kil Moon
Savages Vince Staples Mac DeMaeco
Benjamin Clementine  Ezra Furman Parquet Courts
Youth Lagoon Wild Nothing Four Tet
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19 minutes ago, AdamWillingham said:

I got insanely bored of doing work so thought I would give it a poor attempt. 

Friday Saturday Sunday
Pyramid
Radiohead Adele Coldplay
Tame Impala Foals Muse
ZZ Top The Last Shadow Puppets Ellie Goulding
Ice Cube Birdy Jeff Lyne's ELO
Haim Father John Misty Guy Garvey
Jack Garratt Charlie XCX Editors
Ezra Furman Damon Albarn & Syrian Orchestra David Bowie Tribute
     
Other
LCD Soundsystem New Order Bring Me the Horizon
Bastille The 1975 Chvrches
Years & Years Jess Glynne Of Monsters and Men
Two Door Cinema Club Wolf Alice Elle King
The Strypes Charlie Puth Everything Everything
Special Guests Swim Deep Drenge
     
John Peel
Iggy Pop Bloc Party Bat for Lashes
Robyn Slaves Daughter
Sleaford Mods Savages Skepta
Kodaline SOAK Jagwar Ma
Rhodes Black Lips Cage the Elephant
     
West Holts
Earth, Wind & Fire Underworld James Blake
Action Bronson Grimes Jamie xx
Flume Unknown Mortal Orchestra Vintage Trouble
Dean Blunt Vince Staples BADBADNOTGOOD
     
Park
Wilco Beach House PJ Harvey
M83 John Grant Sun Kil Moon
Savages Vince Staples Mac DeMaeco
Benjamin Clementine  Ezra Furman Parquet Courts
Youth Lagoon Wild Nothing Four Tet

Four Tet subbed the Park last time he played, he's not going to be that low down.

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56 minutes ago, AdamWillingham said:

I got insanely bored of doing work so thought I would give it a poor attempt. 

Friday Saturday Sunday
Pyramid
Radiohead Adele Coldplay
Tame Impala Foals Muse
ZZ Top The Last Shadow Puppets Ellie Goulding
Ice Cube Birdy Jeff Lyne's ELO
Haim Father John Misty Guy Garvey
Jack Garratt Charlie XCX Editors
Ezra Furman Damon Albarn & Syrian Orchestra David Bowie Tribute
     
Other
LCD Soundsystem New Order Bring Me the Horizon
Bastille The 1975 Chvrches
Years & Years Jess Glynne Of Monsters and Men
Two Door Cinema Club Wolf Alice Elle King
The Strypes Charlie Puth Everything Everything
Special Guests Swim Deep Drenge
     
John Peel
Iggy Pop Bloc Party Bat for Lashes
Robyn Slaves Daughter
Sleaford Mods Savages Skepta
Kodaline SOAK Jagwar Ma
Rhodes Black Lips Cage the Elephant
     
West Holts
Earth, Wind & Fire Underworld James Blake
Action Bronson Grimes Jamie xx
Flume Unknown Mortal Orchestra Vintage Trouble
Dean Blunt Vince Staples BADBADNOTGOOD
     
Park
Wilco Beach House PJ Harvey
M83 John Grant Sun Kil Moon
Savages Vince Staples Mac DeMaeco
Benjamin Clementine  Ezra Furman Parquet Courts
Youth Lagoon Wild Nothing Four Tet

You evil person. Those Friday clashes are horrible. Need to swap some of them around with Sunday's acts to avoid me from having an aneurysm.

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1 hour ago, AdamWillingham said:

I got insanely bored of doing work so thought I would give it a poor attempt. 

Friday Saturday Sunday
Pyramid
Radiohead Adele Coldplay
Tame Impala Foals Muse
ZZ Top The Last Shadow Puppets Ellie Goulding
Ice Cube Birdy Jeff Lyne's ELO
Haim Father John Misty Guy Garvey
Jack Garratt Charlie XCX Editors
Ezra Furman Damon Albarn & Syrian Orchestra David Bowie Tribute
     
Other
LCD Soundsystem New Order Bring Me the Horizon
Bastille The 1975 Chvrches
Years & Years Jess Glynne Of Monsters and Men
Two Door Cinema Club Wolf Alice Elle King
The Strypes Charlie Puth Everything Everything
Special Guests Swim Deep Drenge
     
John Peel
Iggy Pop Bloc Party Bat for Lashes
Robyn Slaves Daughter
Sleaford Mods Savages Skepta
Kodaline SOAK Jagwar Ma
Rhodes Black Lips Cage the Elephant
     
West Holts
Earth, Wind & Fire Underworld James Blake
Action Bronson Grimes Jamie xx
Flume Unknown Mortal Orchestra Vintage Trouble
Dean Blunt Vince Staples BADBADNOTGOOD
     
Park
Wilco Beach House PJ Harvey
M83 John Grant Sun Kil Moon
Savages Vince Staples Mac DeMaeco
Benjamin Clementine  Ezra Furman Parquet Courts
Youth Lagoon Wild Nothing Four Tet

Wow I would just love a dash from ELO to OMAM and Churches and back for Coldplay on Sunday. Realise many people on here don't want to see Coldplay again... but my first time was last year and it would be new/great for me.

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2 hours ago, AdamWillingham said:

I got insanely bored of doing work so thought I would give it a poor attempt. 

Friday Saturday Sunday
Pyramid
Radiohead Adele Coldplay
Tame Impala Foals Muse
ZZ Top The Last Shadow Puppets Ellie Goulding
Ice Cube Birdy Jeff Lyne's ELO
Haim Father John Misty Guy Garvey
Jack Garratt Charlie XCX Editors
Ezra Furman Damon Albarn & Syrian Orchestra David Bowie Tribute
     
Other
LCD Soundsystem New Order Bring Me the Horizon
Bastille The 1975 Chvrches
Years & Years Jess Glynne Of Monsters and Men
Two Door Cinema Club Wolf Alice Elle King
The Strypes Charlie Puth Everything Everything
Special Guests Swim Deep Drenge
     
John Peel
Iggy Pop Bloc Party Bat for Lashes
Robyn Slaves Daughter
Sleaford Mods Savages Skepta
Kodaline SOAK Jagwar Ma
Rhodes Black Lips Cage the Elephant
     
West Holts
Earth, Wind & Fire Underworld James Blake
Action Bronson Grimes Jamie xx
Flume Unknown Mortal Orchestra Vintage Trouble
Dean Blunt Vince Staples BADBADNOTGOOD
     
Park
Wilco Beach House PJ Harvey
M83 John Grant Sun Kil Moon
Savages Vince Staples Mac DeMaeco
Benjamin Clementine  Ezra Furman Parquet Courts
Youth Lagoon Wild Nothing Four Tet

Loving the detail. Iggy Pop headlining the JP tent is a good shout, after the stuff with Josh Homme and all that. Though a few things:

I don't think Everything Everything, The Strypes and Vintage Trouble will be playing pretty much the same slots two years in a row.

I don't think Birdy would play that high. He'd be like Avalon stage or something, 

Two Door Cinema Club aren't playing, they're R&L exclusives.

Savages played that slot on the JP stage 3 years ago, they'll be placed higher this year around because they've gotten a bit bigger off their last album, mid-Other maybe, or subbing the Park. Also John Grant played that exact slot back in 2014, and he won't play the same again, maybe swap him with Savages. Also swap Guy Garvey with PJ Harvey.

Also I know that whole Muse subbing thing is a popular theory, but I really don't see it happening. They're headlining or nothing I think.

And then yeah, Four Tet is waaayy too low.

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FRI
PY: Muse, Tame Impala, ZZ Top, Ice Cube, Sia, Father John Misty, The Strypes, Syrian National Orchestra
OT: LCD Soundsystem, Bastille, Jess Glynne, Robyn, Daughter, Beirut, Miike Snow
JP: Bloc Party, Skepta, Deerhunter, The Kills, Action Bronson, Parquet Courts, Izzy Bizu, Spring King, Haelos, Beach Slang
PA: M83, The Coral, Mac DeMarco, Temples, Benjamin Clementine, Hinds, NAO
WH: James Blake, Four Tet, Blood Orange, Mbongwana Star, Bixiga 70

SAT
PY: Adele, Foals, PJ Harvey, Kaiser Chiefs, Cypress Hill, John Grant, Vintage Trouble, Omar Souleyman
OT: New Order, Beck, Years & Years, Wolf Alice, Hurts, Savages, Frightened Rabbit, Blossoms
JP: Haim, Halsey, Mystery Jets, MØ, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Nothing But Thieves, Lapsley, Rat Boy, Aurora
PA: Wilco, Beach House, Sleaford Mods, Ty Segall & the Muggers, Alvvays, C Duncan, Holly MacVe
WH: Jean Michel Jarre, De La Soul, Floating Points, Destroyer, Leon Bridges

SUN
PY: Coldplay, Ellie Goulding, Last Shadow Puppets, Jeff Lynne's ELO, Guy Garvey, Gary Clark Jr
OT: Bring Me the Horizon, The 1975, Chvrches, Band of Horses, Slaves, Wild Beasts, Drenge
JP: Grimes, Band of Skulls, Jack Garratt, Gabrielle Aplin, Swim Deep, Wild Nothing, Pretty Vicious, Clean Cut Kid, Bearfur, The Japanese House
PA: Explosions in the Sky, Mercury Rev, The Joy Formidable, SOAK, Colin Stetson & Sarah Neufield
WH: Earth Wind & Fire, Jungle, Vince Staples, Laura Mvula, Holly Herndon

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13 minutes ago, kingcrawler said:

FRI
PY: Muse, Tame Impala, ZZ Top, Ice Cube, Sia, Father John Misty, The Strypes, Syrian National Orchestra
OT: LCD Soundsystem, Bastille, Jess Glynne, Robyn, Daughter, Beirut, Miike Snow
JP: Bloc Party, Skepta, Deerhunter, The Kills, Action Bronson, Parquet Courts, Izzy Bizu, Spring King, Haelos, Beach Slang
PA: M83, The Coral, Mac DeMarco, Temples, Benjamin Clementine, Hinds, NAO
WH: James Blake, Four Tet, Blood Orange, Mbongwana Star, Bixiga 70

SAT
PY: Adele, Foals, PJ Harvey, Kaiser Chiefs, Cypress Hill, John Grant, Vintage Trouble, Omar Souleyman
OT: New Order, Beck, Years & Years, Wolf Alice, Hurts, Savages, Frightened Rabbit, Blossoms
JP: Haim, Halsey, Mystery Jets, MØ, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Nothing But Thieves, Lapsley, Rat Boy, Aurora
PA: Wilco, Beach House, Sleaford Mods, Ty Segall & the Muggers, Alvvays, C Duncan, Holly MacVe
WH: Jean Michel Jarre, De La Soul, Floating Points, Destroyer, Leon Bridges

SUN
PY: Coldplay, Ellie Goulding, Last Shadow Puppets, Jeff Lynne's ELO, Guy Garvey, Gary Clark Jr
OT: Bring Me the Horizon, The 1975, Chvrches, Band of Horses, Slaves, Wild Beasts, Drenge
JP: Grimes, Band of Skulls, Jack Garratt, Gabrielle Aplin, Swim Deep, Wild Nothing, Pretty Vicious, Clean Cut Kid, Bearfur, The Japanese House
PA: Explosions in the Sky, Mercury Rev, The Joy Formidable, SOAK, Colin Stetson & Sarah Neufield
WH: Earth Wind & Fire, Jungle, Vince Staples, Laura Mvula, Holly Herndon

CHRIST ALIVE. Who cares about pyramid headliners, this lineup has so much depth.

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29 minutes ago, kingcrawler said:

FRI
PY: Muse, Tame Impala, ZZ Top, Ice Cube, Sia, Father John Misty, The Strypes, Syrian National Orchestra
OT: LCD Soundsystem, Bastille, Jess Glynne, Robyn, Daughter, Beirut, Miike Snow
JP: Bloc Party, Skepta, Deerhunter, The Kills, Action Bronson, Parquet Courts, Izzy Bizu, Spring King, Haelos, Beach Slang
PA: M83, The Coral, Mac DeMarco, Temples, Benjamin Clementine, Hinds, NAO
WH: James Blake, Four Tet, Blood Orange, Mbongwana Star, Bixiga 70

SAT
PY: Adele, Foals, PJ Harvey, Kaiser Chiefs, Cypress Hill, John Grant, Vintage Trouble, Omar Souleyman
OT: New Order, Beck, Years & Years, Wolf Alice, Hurts, Savages, Frightened Rabbit, Blossoms
JP: Haim, Halsey, Mystery Jets, MØ, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Nothing But Thieves, Lapsley, Rat Boy, Aurora
PA: Wilco, Beach House, Sleaford Mods, Ty Segall & the Muggers, Alvvays, C Duncan, Holly MacVe
WH: Jean Michel Jarre, De La Soul, Floating Points, Destroyer, Leon Bridges

SUN
PY: Coldplay, Ellie Goulding, Last Shadow Puppets, Jeff Lynne's ELO, Guy Garvey, Gary Clark Jr
OT: Bring Me the Horizon, The 1975, Chvrches, Band of Horses, Slaves, Wild Beasts, Drenge
JP: Grimes, Band of Skulls, Jack Garratt, Gabrielle Aplin, Swim Deep, Wild Nothing, Pretty Vicious, Clean Cut Kid, Bearfur, The Japanese House
PA: Explosions in the Sky, Mercury Rev, The Joy Formidable, SOAK, Colin Stetson & Sarah Neufield
WH: Earth Wind & Fire, Jungle, Vince Staples, Laura Mvula, Holly Herndon

Strong

Edit: Looking back I haven't bolded that much and have no headliner on the Saturday or Sunday. Not strong.

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A little over-optimistic in some ways but here's your Glastonbury 2016 Line-up courtesy of Mash011.

Friday        
Pyramid Other Park West Holts JP
Radiohead Major Lazer Bat for Lashes Ice Cube Catfish & the Bottlemen
LCD Soundsystem The 1975 Mac Demarco De La Soul Skepta
PJ Harvey Years & Years Gary Clark Jr. Vince Staples Sigma
Iggy Pop Father John Misty John Grant Action Bronson Rat Boy
Tenacious D Parov Stelar Eliza & the Bear Hudson Mohawke Field Music
         
Saturday        
Pyramid Other Park West Holts JP
Adele New Order Wilco Earth, Wind & Fire Underworld
Foals CHVRCHES Daughter Jungle M83
The Last Shadow Puppets Jess Glynne Beirut Kamasi Washington Savages
ZZ Top Haim Deerhunter Gogo Penguin Blossoms
Kaiser Chiefs Courtney Barnett Hinds Laura Mvula Nothing But Thieves
         
Sunday        
Pyramid Other Park West Holts JP
Coldplay Bring Me the Horizon Animal Collective James Blake Bloc Party
Muse (special guests) Bastille Beach House Flume Grimes
Tame Impala Editors Unknown Mortal Orchestra Four Tet Mystery Jets
Jeff Lynne's ELO Wolf Alice Parquet Courts Bearfur Jagwar Ma
Guy Garvey Slaves Titus Andronicus Floating Points Band of Skulls
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