Anyone thinking of buying tickets Sunday week

[Uh-Oh!]

Don't bother, it's really shit!

(That should do it)

[Untz]

Well now I'm convinced. Why didn't anyone tell me this sooner?

[TomViolence]

Don't bother, it's really shit!

Russy has a new username?

[Amy Lawn]

Last time we went there was no hotels, we had to sleep in a fuckin field. Unbelievable.

[T-Mouse]

Last time we went there was no hotels, we had to sleep in a fuckin field. Unbelievable.

Dont even get me started on the toilet facilities or lack therof. Never again.

[Waapster]

Can anybody tell me if there are showers?

[Untz]

Can anybody tell me if there are showers?

 

If you're lucky. If not, then there are torrential downpours.

[Purple aki squat]

Dont even get me started on the toilet facilities or lack therof. Never again.

That's why people piss on your tent I suppose

[Zoo Music Girl]

Only if I have a mare on Thursday...

[Amy Lawn]

Can't reserve seats for any of the concerts. Complete joke. Hippies running riot south of the railway line, drunkards everywhere, can't get a wink of sleep for noise from those discos at the nighttime. Wake up with a headache, ask around if anybody's got any tablets, they're eyewateringly expensive and then I can't keep still for the next few hours. Suppose it's the time of year, we'll have to go towards the end of summer next time.

[blackdog]

and its coldplay again ffs!

[FuzzyDunlop]

Everyone stinks of piss. You can't walk for a week afterwards due to your feet becoming knackered. The queue to charge your phone up is massive too.

Watch it on TV

[stuartbert two hats]

Watch it on TV

Yeah, that way at least your view won't be blocked by loads of flags and w*nkers with selfies sticks throwing piss everywhere*

 

 

*Only one of the above is actually a problem.

[parsonjack]

So much of this is true I don't know why we bother going....it all stinks of cow shit too.

If you want to go do yourself a favour and have a lie in the 4th....log on at 1000....you'll have no problem.

[Purple aki squat]

The idea of being robbed in my sleep has put me off.

[Untz]

Yeah, that way at least your view won't be blocked by loads of flags and w*nkers with selfies sticks throwing piss everywhere*

 

 

*Only one of the above is actually a problem.

 

Goddamn those sticks of selfies.

[sheffieldlady]

I hate music festivals. The crowds making you shuffle along, overpriced junk food, drinking from a plastic cup, not being able to drink my own drinks! You can't even see the bands, I always take my binoculars though...

Tickets for Glastonbury never sell out, why not get yours on Monday instead? Have a relaxing Sunday...

[parsonjack]

I just had an email from the festival saying that as I went this year I'm guaranteed entry for 2016 and don't need to try on Sunday morning.

Result!!!

[matt2007]

I gonna go to V, you can always get tickets for V

[THEBOILERMAN]

It`s just been announced that Glastonbury 2016 has been cancelled due to lack of interest so no point in trying on the 4th.

[BlackHole2006]

I heard that they've picked Kanye West to headline again. I bet he'll do another terrible set. So I'm not going to bother with next year, and neither should you.

[Crystal Waters]

I have heard that the mud will be exceptionally bad in 2016.

[parsonjack]

I just heard they'll be showing looping re-runs of the England v Wales game from last night on the big screen throughout the weekend and between every band.

[Avalon_Fields]

The festival is being sponsored by Go Compare this year, with 'go compaaaaare, go compaaaare' adverts between acts and in the intermission during the headliner acts, and also Wonga, with those lovely old people puppets. You are eligible for a special offer Wonga loan with you ticket too! Nice salespeople are at every entrance gate.

I'm sure it won't spoil Glastonbury at all.

[Penrhos]

After the fiacso that was T in the park - I've heard they're merging Glasto & T.

 

So this year it'll be full of neds and a massive fun-fair instead of greenfields.

 

Think I'll get tickets for Tomorrowland instead & have a lie-in on Sunday.