Sawdusty surfer Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 If it is that much of a problem....... http://www.amazon.com/Duro-Med-Portable-Wearable-Mens-Urinal/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?ie=UTF8&keywords=Condom%20catheter&qid=1442356294&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 If it is that much of a problem....... http://www.amazon.com/Duro-Med-Portable-Wearable-Mens-Urinal/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?ie=UTF8&keywords=Condom%20catheter&qid=1442356294&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1 The bag only holds 600 ml though. What are you suppossed to do with the rest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whisty Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 The bag only holds 600 ml though. What are you suppossed to do with the rest? I can attest to 600 ml being insufficient, especially in the dark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannahlmoore Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Can't believe some people have never had to queue - I missed most of Jungle this year as the queue for the loos to the left of the other stage were INSANE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 People queing for the toilets at Glastonbury photo; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musky Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 If it is that much of a problem....... http://www.amazon.com/Duro-Med-Portable-Wearable-Mens-Urinal/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?ie=UTF8&keywords=Condom%20catheter&qid=1442356294&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1&sr=8-1 You realise we're now going to get helpful emails advising us of the latest incontinence bargains from Amazon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooter Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Just to say......most people queing for loos at any festivals are people who don't even walk up and down checking whether all the loos are engaged or not. And of course once a que starts then it is there for good. Solution, walk straight past que and go in the first free toilet you see! which is what everyone in the que should be doing ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 most people queing for loos at any festivals are people who don't even walk up and down checking whether all the loos are engaged or not. And of course once a que starts then it is there for good. This is technically true but it just doesn't seem 'appopriate' to walk past everyone in a queue, even if it is potentially for the greater good. Plus not everyone in the queue will be aware of your queue busting genius and may take more than offence. Just a bit risky is all I'm saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bisque Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 The only queue I've been in for a toilet at a festival was for a portaloo that someone had thought it'd be funny to do a turd on the flush handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooter Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 This is technically true but it just doesn't seem 'appopriate' to walk past everyone in a queue, even if it is potentially for the greater good. Plus not everyone in the queue will be aware of your queue busting genius and may take more than offence. Just a bit risky is all I'm saying. See what you saying, to a point. Must say I also say regularly to people in the queue that there are empty toilets available to use before I use them which they are grateful for. After doing that the rest of the queue usually seems to see sense quite rapidly and hunt the empty toilets out, rather than wait for the one person to come out of one toilet before using the same one over and over again while there's 50 other empty ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 See what you saying, to a point. Must say I also say regularly to people in the queue that there are empty toilets available to use before I use them which they are grateful for. After doing that the rest of the queue usually seems to see sense quite rapidly and hunt the empty toilets out, rather than wait for the one person to come out of one toilet before using the same one over and over again while there's 50 other empty ones! I understand where you are coming from. I just wouldn't have the nerve. Too shy see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guypjfreak Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 it used to be that the blokes pissed in the bushes and the birds !! and also the outa edges of the camp sites ie by the fences at the back of campsites were full of shit but although the queues can be a night maretheres no reason for anyone esspecaily men to be pissing anywhere but the loos....isnt there piss patrols now ??the worst put of the festi for toilets is the SE cornor imobring back the green police lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penrhos Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 I take some of those roll flat water bottles - they hold a litre and come in dead handy, especially if you're at the rail and don't want to budge. Mind you I've been know to go 12 hours without a beer or a piss to get centre rail for a band before now (Kasabian @ V-2015). Wifey has a she-pee for emergencies but she can hold on for longer than I can...2011 one of my mates got busted by the pee police in SE corner, bit unfair as the turdis were full to overflowing, it's the first time I've seen crap piled to about 2" above the seat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostypaw Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 People queing for the toilets at Glastonbury photo; Girls, you meant girls. There's one maybe two guys in that queueThe toilet queuing at Glastonbury is almost non-existent if you're not a wimp about long-drops and have the forethought to take your opportunities before going to super-busy areas. They still need more urinals around the pyramid though - do think making that whole fenceline along the road by the Cider Bus side into one could do amazing things for the wild-peeing round there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Girls, you meant girls. There's one maybe two guys in that queueThe toilet queuing at Glastonbury is almost non-existent if you're not a wimp about long-drops and have the forethought to take your opportunities before going to super-busy areas. They still need more urinals around the pyramid though - do think making that whole fenceline along the road by the Cider Bus side into one could do amazing things for the wild-peeing round thereGirls are people aren't they? No need to answer because I know where you are coming from. Every bloke in one of them queues is gagging for a cack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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