Jessie J

[bamber]

The old Jessie J thread is gone, gone, gone for good, so here is a new one. Jessie J for Glastonbury 2016, the girl can sing, she really can sing. She lives in America now. and she hangs out with Nicki Minaj, who has a big fat ass. My  goodness that noise... epic.

 

 

 

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[frostypaw]

They say things about people who talk to themselves

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They say things about people who talk to themselves

 

They do that indeed.... Jessie J

[bamber]

Gobby nonsense abounds between. I'd marry her if she'd have me. Jessie J,  Harvey...

 

 

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Edited August 3, 2015 by bamber

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[russycarps]

this thread is like the shit stain on the underpants of efestivals.

[Charm]

Sorry Bamber but that Jessie J has got a really scary mouth.

Afraid she may swallow the festival whole if she played again.

So for me it's a no to 2016.

Charm x

[johnmcga]

Shouldn't she be at V Festival?

[pecks]

I listened to those clips (not the full set). It's really bad, lowest common denominator pop. 

I don't care if she plays Glastonbury or not, I wouldn't go. 

[stuartbert two hats]

I now have to delete these from my YouTube history.  It's almost as bad as when people kept telling me that Taylor Swift wasn't in fact awful and I kept clicking the videos to check.

[pecks]

I have no idea what a Taylor Swift is. I think it's probably best this way. 

[Purple aki squat]

The old Jessie J thread is gone, gone, gone for good, so here is a new one. Jessie J for Glastonbury 2016, the girl can sing, she really can sing. She lives in America now. and she hangs out with Nicki Minaj, who has a big fat ass. My goodness that noise... epic.

https://youtu.be/4y02nyC04Uk

If the criteria for playing Glastonbury included hanging around with someone with a fat arse, I'd be playing every year.

[pecks]

I've played the last few years and I

 

 

 

 

...wait a minute

[Amy Lawn]

I now have to delete these from my YouTube history.  It's almost as bad as when people kept telling me that Taylor Swift wasn't in fact awful and I kept clicking the videos to check.

I know you don't mean that, Stuart.

[Winslow Leach]

I do not even know what a Nike Minaj is. I am 13 but I wish I was born in a time before all the auto tunes and computer beats the sheeple at my school like. I only listen to music like Led Zeppelin and Fishbone which has deep meanings.

[fatyeti24]

I have no idea what a Taylor Swift is. I think it's probably best this way. 

plays drums in the foo fighters.

 

 

back on topic; #TeamJ2016

[Amy Lawn]

Old lady I used to work with once proudly showed us all a video of her granddaughter in her school talent show, impersonating "Nicki Minge".

[Mardy]

hehehe, thanks to this thread, I will forever refer to her as Nike Minge. Nice one, efests

[Purple aki squat]

Old lady I used to work with once proudly showed us all a video of her granddaughter in her school talent show, impersonating "Nicki Minge".

Ha ha.

Looking through her tracks it looks a bit weird.

Truffle butter??

[frostypaw]

That awkward moment when some random punter is better than you at singing your own song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnGYbQV11GA

[bamber]

 

 

You do know that is a Karaoke App performance so there is little chance of any awkward moment? He is a pretty good falsetto singer though, fair does.

 

 

 

Edited August 8, 2015 by bamber

[bamber]

OK, I posted this in another thread that I twisted toward her some weeks ago, but here is it again. This performance is exceptional, if you don't get Jessie J after listening to this you never will. I suppose that this is your litmus test, a reckoning. Nobody's perfect, I love you all.

 

Edited August 8, 2015 by bamber