Great things you saw this year (excluding music)

[Spindles]

Friday night while it was still muddy in Silver hayes, a bloke off his head and staggering wildly, wearing just walking boots and underpants with both hands in having a good old manipulate.  Despite his total lack of direction and balance he was spotless from head to toe, not a spot of mud on him.

[Quark]

omg he was amazing!! We carried on watching him, he ended up walking through a crowd of girls who were sat down. Toppled over them, then stood up and was checking his phone (he didn't have one in his hands) Then he stood over a poor confused lad, the lad sat there just staring at this swaying mess.

Glad it wasn't just us that saw him; he was just too weird to have made up!  I was in bits by the time he went over the girls on the floor.  We started walking on towards Avalon just after he had finished hovering over the poor bugger sat on his own.  Hands down the biggest mess I saw all week

[verrymerry]

There was a proper pole dancer in West Holts, she was brilliant! I thought security were going to tell her off, but actually they just went for a perv...

[amfy]

I saw a NZ Maori Haka in The Gully (Silver Hayes) on Friday morning.  Totally random and stopped me in my tracks so I continued to watch it.  Brilliant performance!  Epitomised what I love about Glasto

We saw these too - great fun!

When sheltering from the rain on Friday we saw 2 really brilliant acts. The first woman did an acrobatic dance on a loose low clothes line like trapeze, & the 2nd did an acrobatic dance on a rising and falling hoop, counterbalanced slightly off stage by a bloke who I think must've been her partner because she snogged his face off at the end of the act.

I thought both women were just brilliantly strong, sexy, & mesmerising to watch. I was so glad the rain pulled me in to see them.

[VisionOfLove]

Saw a guy propose to his girlfriend on the hill above the park, had a massive banner followed by an amazing brass band appearing seemingly out of nowhere, playing 'All you need is love' by the Beatles. Was an amazing moment with a lot of tears from everyone around!

[justperfect]

Was there anything from Banksy this year?

Kept my eyes peeled but never noticed anything

[deebeedoobee]

Also in the cabaret feild on Sunday there was a bloke on stage playing a guitar while singing was provided by his partner who was sat in a wheel chair and had touretts.

It was compelling, bordering on disturbing viewing

 

That was Captain Hotknives and Tourettes Hero

[deebeedoobee]

Cabaret field Sunday there were 2 giraffes built similar to the horses in the Warhorse theatre show. They had leaves on sticks that they gave to children so they could feed the giraffes

[shoptildrop]

T&C fields this roaming pink brass band, they were the funniest think ever!! did a great rendition of satisfaction and had everyone (including a few people men) doing the can can hilarious

Here's the pics (can't post my video)

 

http://www.efestivals.co.uk/forums/gallery/image/5078-tampc-field-can-can/

http://www.efestivals.co.uk/forums/gallery/image/5077-tampc-field/

 

managed to upload my video

 

Edited July 1, 2015 by shoptildrop

[BlackHole2006]

Circus fields there was guy dressed as a dog and every time someone came up to him he would dock his leg and piss water on them. Funniest thing.

[**claire**]

I had a chat with the flag crew over the weekend, and they said they had a problem with 'pole monkeys', and the problem was particularly bad near the Brothers bar.

 

None of us were sure why.

I was surprised at the lack of grease on the flagpoles this year.

[pie_and_a_pint]

That was Captain Hotknives and Tourettes Hero

BISCUIT! HEDGEHOG!

[Jackmypie]

It is kinda music related but I loved the tent in the latino bar(?) area on the sunday night. There was a band playing and every was dancing the salsa in sync with each other (apart from me and my mate) who were very pissed at the time. It was incredibly fun though.

[deebeedoobee]

BISCUIT! HEDGEHOG!

 

CAT SEX!!!!!

[rinzeanne]

These group of ninjas! They were really scaring the hell out of some people, especially when they were asleep!

 

 

Edited July 1, 2015 by rinzeanne

[FuzzyDunlop]

Cassetteboy vs DJ Rubbish in the Glade on Sunday were absolutely fantastic. Just what was needed.

Funny, but put their point across too.

[CiaranMc]

80's Power Ballad Yoga made me laugh until I cried.

Was walking past the Crazy Golf in a tipi just down from Toad Hall in Green Futures? I think, and I heard an argument breaking out inside about whether it was ok to play through in Crazy Golf. Bonkers.

[Miss_Boo]

80's Power Ballad Yoga made me laugh until I cried.

Was walking past the Crazy Golf in a tipi just down from Toad Hall in Green Futures? I think, and I heard an argument breaking out inside about whether it was ok to play through in Crazy Golf. Bonkers.

Was power ballad yoga an actual yoga class? Was tempted to check it out but sadly never got our of my tent in time

[CiaranMc]

If you call Bonny Tyler style power grabs, drumming on your partner's ass, and using their leg as an air guitar yoga, then yes!

[pentura]

On several occasions seen people with several pints and/or food in hand, only to walk away from the shop and let it all drop on the floor. The look of despair on their faces was priceless

[giantkatestacks]

I gave it some at the power ballad yoga. La Soiree were as good as I'd hoped as well.

[Cheesey]

Highlights from a short wander through the T&C fields on Saturday...

 

Had a chat with a woman in a pantomime dame costume (I think it was a woman?) who was playing three recorders simultaneously - one in her mouth and one in each nostril.

 

I watched a German bloke doing an amazing Diablo act on one of the open air circus platforms.

 

I temporarily joined a marching kazoo band, playing Seven Nation Army amongst other things.

 

My kids were getting annoyed with me at this point so I took them to the steam-powered boats stall, which they loved

[pentura]

Highlights from a short wander through the T&C fields on Saturday...

 

Had a chat with a woman in a pantomime dame costume (I think it was a woman?) who was playing three recorders simultaneously - one in her mouth and one in each nostril.

 

I watched a German bloke doing an amazing Diablo act on one of the open air circus platforms.

 

I temporarily joined a marching kazoo band, playing Seven Nation Army amongst other things.

 

My kids were getting annoyed with me at this point so I took them to the steam-powered boats stall, which they loved

 

Someone in our camp mentioned the recorder playing woman! I'd say that was some sight

[Samhodson95]

Wheel of four tunes ...bellas field... Highlight for me

[Mr November]

Not sure if it counts as the Lords Of Lighting used the Lightning to play music, but I thought the Arcadia show was the best one yet. Absolutely stunning.