NFR NFC 2016 - The Friendly Thread for Lovely People

[A Guy Called Matt]

9 hours ago, dizzymoo said:

 Glad there's nothing sinister Matty.  Did you have the anaesthetic spray?  I had same procedure a couple of weeks ago and as well as tasting disgusting it left me feeling like I had a slug stuck on my tonsils for hours!  Or at least how I imagine that would feel..

 

 

No spray - a bit of lube and up it went!!

[A Guy Called Matt]

We went to the pub last night to get out. I almost felt like me by the time I left though that may have been alcohol induced.

I slept heavily.

I have a headache and highly dubious guts!

It is seriously moist outside.

NFR NFC

I think I am coming out the hole.

[A Guy Called Matt]

[carlosj]

37 minutes ago, mattyc1965 said:

37 minutes ago, mattyc1965 said:

No spray - a bit of lube and up it went!!

oo er

35 minutes ago, mattyc1965 said:

 

NFR NFC

I think I am coming out the hole.

YAYYYY

26 minutes ago, mattyc1965 said:

TOO RIGHT!  UGH

 

[jeffie]

Mrs Jeffie fighting off a migraine. Could I request some big positive vibes please. Ta

[jeffie]

Hope everyone else, working or not, in pyjamas or not, Christmas loving or not, has a lovely time over the next days.

[thurlow84]

16 minutes ago, jeffie said:

Mrs Jeffie fighting off a migraine. Could I request some big positive vibes please. Ta

Sending them your way jeffie

[stuartbert two hats]

4 hours ago, thurlow84 said:

The beatles are now on the music streaming services. How good was revolver. Best album ever probably

 

There was an article on The Guardian arguing that Rubber Soul was the best album. Listened to the pair of them that night. Not a patch on Revolver.

[THEBOILERMAN]

Just thought i`d pop in and wish you all a Merry Xmas, have a good one and remember from tomorrow the next Glastonbury festival is nearer than the last one :)

[grumpyhack]

4 hours ago, mattyc1965 said:

Q. What's the difference between brussel sprouts and snot?

A.  You can't get kids to eat brussel sprouts.

That said, I actually like sprouts, so maybe that make me more likely to be an awful person.

 

[H.M.V]

Afternoon. I'm stuck at work till 6pm. Boooo

I really like sprouts.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

 

That's it, I've finished work until the 4th January. Unfortunately I've got to go and do the supermarket shop in a short while. Really not looking forward to it. Not only that but I have limited funds - I had a few days off with the flu last week and don't get paid if I don't go in, so this will make the shopping challenging. I am going to have to forego food for alcohol. So it looks like I'll be eating sprouts, and plenty of them. I've also got to get my hands on some weed at some point. The problem is that sprouts aren't the first things that come to your mind to eat when you get the munchies. Unless a strange event occurs then I think it's going to be a fairly shitty Christmas this end. I hope that all your Christmas's are much better. Happy Christmas.

[Mr Splodge]

Positive thoughts coming your way Jeffie together with a big hug hope Mrs Jeffie gets rid of the migraine quickly 

[thurlow84]

Evening folks.....how be things? 

Im finished for the weekend now

[jeffie]

1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

 

That's it, I've finished work until the 4th January. Unfortunately I've got to go and do the supermarket shop in a short while. Really not looking forward to it. Not only that but I have limited funds - I had a few days off with the flu last week and don't get paid if I don't go in, so this will make the shopping challenging. I am going to have to forego food for alcohol. So it looks like I'll be eating sprouts, and plenty of them. I've also got to get my hands on some weed at some point. The problem is that sprouts aren't the first things that come to your mind to eat when you get the munchies. Unless a strange event occurs then I think it's going to be a fairly shitty Christmas this end. I hope that all your Christmas's are much better. Happy Christmas.

Hope you get sorted in all ways Yog. The thought of sprout munchies did make me smile, even if it's not making you happy.

 

[jeffie]

1 hour ago, slodge said:

Positive thoughts coming your way Jeffie together with a big hug hope Mrs Jeffie gets rid of the migraine quickly 

Bloody worked you people. She felt better by about 2pm. Cheers.

[A Guy Called Matt]

33 minutes ago, jeffie said:

Bloody worked you people. She felt better by about 2pm. Cheers.

Mattyc, late as usual!

[A Guy Called Matt]

Whatever you are all doing - enjoy and be nice to everyone regardless of anything.

Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself.

NFR NFC

Love and Peace

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[Yoghurt on a Stick]

32 minutes ago, jeffie said:

Hope you get sorted in all ways Yog. The thought of sprout munchies did make me smile, even if it's not making you happy.

 

Thanks jeffie, that's appreciated. Anyway, I'm still happy with life. I ought to be because there's many worse off than me. I've just been shopping and there was a homeless young lad sitting on the floor next to the supermarket trolleys. We gave him some money on the way in to the shop and some food to eat on the way out of the shop. I worked for a Christmas chairty for the homeless and lonely for four years. It's an excellent charity that only pops up at Christmas time for one week in Birmingham. It provides food , shelter, bathing facilities, and a nice warm safe environment in which to spend Christmas. they have a large television screen and they do things like bingo and other games with prizes for the clients. It's surprising given people's circumstances but there's a great atmosphere there. They even have doctors and dentists offering their professional services, as well as vets, hair dressers etc etc. Here it is if anybody wants to have a look (see link below). Now why didn't I tell that lad I saw outside the supermarket about it - because of my shoddy memory that's why. I've decided I'm going to go back up to the supermarket and tell him about it and drive him there if needs be.

http://www.birminghamchristmasshelter.org/

 

[carlosj]

8 hours ago, jeffie said:

Mrs Jeffie fighting off a migraine. Could I request some big positive vibes please. Ta

Hope it stays away for months now, have a good one.

[guypjfreak]

happy bloody xmas all

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

The homeless lad already knew about the Christmas charity and turned down a lift there.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

You are never going to believe this. When we went shopping earlier we first went to Lidl and got nearly all our stuff there and put it in the back the van. Then we went to Asda because we couldn't get a few items in Lidl. Then we got home and took all the stuff out of the van and left it on the kitchen floor. Then I drove back up to Asda to tell the homeless person about the Christmas charity and where it was etc. We have just gone to put the shopping away and the joints of meat and the eggs aren't there. Some bastard has got in to the back of the van while we were in Asda and has stolen the meat and the fucking eggs. Now my wife's in tears and I'm fucking livid. This has just turned a shitty Christmas in to an even shittier one. They never stole the drink though, which is surprising. They must have got disturbed or felt that someone walking towards our van were the owners of the van and made a swift exit. Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks!

[thurlow84]

4 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

You are never going to believe this. When we went shopping earlier we first went to Lidl and got nearly all our stuff there and put it in the back the van. Then we went to Asda because we couldn't get a few items in Lidl. Then we got home and took all the stuff out of the van and left it on the kitchen floor. Then I drove back up to Asda to tell the homeless person about the Christmas charity and where it was etc. We have just gone to put the shopping away and the joints of meat and the eggs aren't there. Some bastard has got in to the back of the van while we were in Asda and has stolen the meat and the fucking eggs. Now my wife's in tears and I'm fucking livid. This has just turned a shitty Christmas in to an even shittier one. They never stole the drink though, which is surprising. They must have got disturbed or felt that someone walking towards our van were the owners of the van and made a swift exit. Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks!

That sucks yog

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Just now, thurlow84 said:

That sucks yog

It's absolutely mental. My stepson (got it right this time carlos ) has just arrived for Christmas as he now lives in Cheltenham. Both he and my wife have just gone to see if there's anything we can make a Christmas dinner out of in Tesco Express (if it's still open). Just found out that they did steal a bottle of wine too. Oh well, I guess their needs were greater than ours.