Secret resales 2015

[Shiftyp9]

2 minutes ago, jdizzle said:

This is so fast moving was there a secret sale?  did everyone get sorted? 

I got 2 tickets just for me... then used one as fuel for my log burner (after I had exhausted my wad of 50's)

[frizzydizzymizzy]

2 minutes ago, Michaels denim shorts said:

 

Lol!

[Hutchmaster]

When there's reported sightings of several efesters running the streets bollock naked shouting "I GOTS ME A TICKET!!!", that's when you know a resale has happened.

[actionstations]

Just now, Michaels denim shorts said:

still, only 64 pages to go folks

you and your 978 eh... I work in a bookshop, every ISBN starts with 978, so I have to say "9-7-8" lots of times every day. and every time I say it, I think of your 978. you and your 978. cheers.

[p.pete]

1 minute ago, Shiftyp9 said:

I got 2 tickets just for me... then used one as fuel for my log burner (after I had exhausted my wad of 50's)

What kind of kindling do you use?

[andyb66]

1 minute ago, Shiftyp9 said:

I got 2 tickets just for me... then used one as fuel for my log burner (after I had exhausted my wad of 50's)

You carry cash?? How terribly common 

[Lucy92]

Just now, Johnkhutch said:

When there's reported sightings of several efesters running the streets bollock naked shouting "I GOTS ME A TICKET!!!", that's when you know a resale has happened.

The fragility of some people at this point in time could result in that happening whatever the situation! 

[Shiftyp9]

2 minutes ago, p.pete said:

What kind of kindling do you use?

unicorn hair... it's easier o get hold of than tickets

[nidon]

that's me out of here for another day - good luck everyone

see you all tomorrow so we can harangue EE for cocking up yet another draw

[frizzydizzymizzy]

2 minutes ago, actionstations said:

you and your 978 eh... I work in a bookshop, every ISBN starts with 978, so I have to say "9-7-8" lots of times every day. and every time I say it, I think of your 978. you and your 978. cheers.

I love how we didn't know each other and now we think about each other when we're away from our devices!

[Michaels denim shorts]

4 minutes ago, actionstations said:

you and your 978 eh... I work in a bookshop, every ISBN starts with 978, so I have to say "9-7-8" lots of times every day. and every time I say it, I think of your 978. you and your 978. cheers.

 

[Penrhos]

I might keep posting in the thread after the 26th in case SEE decide to sneek out tickets for 2019 in secret sales so they dont have a mad crush come october 2018 

[Shiftyp9]

GO GO GO

[Shiftyp9]

SORRY GUYS... COULDN'T RESIST AT THIS POINT

[gibble]

2 minutes ago, Penrhos said:

I might keep posting in the thread after the 26th in case SEE decide to sneek out tickets for 2019 in secret sales so they dont have a mad crush come october 2018 

 I don't want to be the one to break it to you...

[Cath-T]

Just now, Shiftyp9 said:

SORRY GUYS... COULDN'T RESIST AT THIS POINT

Meany :-( 

[moheetoes]

1 minute ago, Shiftyp9 said:

SORRY GUYS... COULDN'T RESIST AT THIS POINT

Pfft

[Michaels denim shorts]

2 minutes ago, Shiftyp9 said:

GO GO GO

you just made me run, boo

[CatMitt]

2 minutes ago, Shiftyp9 said:

GO GO GO

Ha! It has been so tempting so many times. 

[moheetoes]

Checking out for the night, not much work done, gotta pack up, sort tea and get back home

tomorrow peeps 

[Shiftyp9]

Just now, moheetoes said:

Pfft

I'm a man of science.

Hypothesis

Test

Evaluate.

I hyp'd that members would hit 100+ within 60 seconds

I tested

I evaluate that my hypothesis was wholly incorrect.

I further evaluate that I am a Knob!

[moheetoes]

Just now, Shiftyp9 said:

I'm a man of science.

Hypothesis

Test

Evaluate.

I hyp'd that members would hit 100+ within 60 seconds

I tested

I evaluate that my hypothesis was wholly incorrect.

I further evaluate that I am a Knob!

Is that a love joke then?

[gibble]

9 minutes ago, gibble said:

 I don't want to be the one to break it to you...

I've finally lost it. I thought you'd got the years wrong but you haven't. At all.

Congratulations SEE. You have broken me.

[Lucy92]

16 minutes ago, Shiftyp9 said:

GO GO GO

Low blow, low low blow! 

[Shiftyp9]

4 minutes ago, Lucy92 said:

Low blow, low low blow! 

Agreed. 

On a separate note, I'm releasing an album toward the end of the year and NME have sent me their draft press release for approval before it goes out.  Any suggestions/feedback would be most welcome...

ShiftyP9 plans solo stardom

 

 

In addition to the ongoing collaboration of the rumoured ‘SEE Stole Our Lives’ EP, ShiftyP9 is reportedly working on a solo effort writing an album focussing on key events in his personal and professional life to date - a source close to the artist commented:

 

“Shifty's had a chequered history and some of us are a little surprised that he’s still around to tell the tale.  I was at his wedding but when we were younger I thought at the age of 30 there was more chance of someone reading his eulogy than a Best Man Speech.  He seems to have settled down following the birth of his son which is no bad thing because he was racing toward death a couple of years earlier.  Now that he’s on an even keel, I really think that he’s got a positive platform from which to channel his creative energies which can only be a good thing for him – and British music in general!  He can be misunderstood but I’d bet that when listening to his new album, a lot of people will hear the real Shifty and see him a little differently in future.  I just hope that he leaves some demons behind and focusses on the positive aspects of his life.”

 

However, the following leaked playlist from the album reported to be named ‘Terror at 2pm’ suggests that he may have poured all of his emotions into his work, with no holds barred:

 

1. Caesarean Birth – Ouch Mum!

2. Where’s Daddy?

3. Stitched face horror

4. Pube-tasm – oooh grow boys grow

5. Ring Sting Curry

6. Dat my Nipple Yo!

7. Valuation Calculation – Residual Method

8. Who smells fish? Fishy Fish man do

9. Just a lonely Property Manager (PM for short)

10. MRICS – Eat it sucka’s

11. 12 cans of Stella, pizza if you lucky

12. Gorgeous little thing

13. Atomic Wedgy’s – no more undies

14. See stole my Soul

15. GO GO GO home and stop checking...

 

Bonus tracks include:  ‘Stop touching it’, ‘Sweaty places’, and ‘No means No - Shemale’

 

The album is thought to be released toward the end of 2017, but given the artist’s well documented lack of conviction we’re not getting excited just yet!