Zooloos taking the mickey with their prices!

[porthoshsc]

Zooloos charged £59 last year for loos and hot showers (and a few other things). Now they're charging £94. They've also upped their Bell tent from £500 to £735!

I think they're taking the mickey. Are there any other toilet and shower packages from anyone else? I'd rather pay a bit and have a walk than use the free on site ones which are dirty or have massive queues.

[Amy Lawn]

Longdrop shits are one of the best parts of Glastonbury.

[OBface]

Yeah it is a massive hike. We stayed there last year and it was great but not going to stomach the new prices.

Not sure what our plans are for 2015. I know it's an unpopular view but it worked out so well for us. We stayed on site until the very early morning then came back for a few hours quiet sleep then started it all off again around lunchtime.

[bexj]

I thought they were taking the mickey at £54 to be honest. I cant remember the last time I went into a loo at Glastonbury that was too filthy to sit on, apart from maybe Monday morning. Each to their own I guess.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

They've also upped their Bell tent from £500 to £735!

I can't help but feel there's an 'end' missing in that sentence.

[Mr Splodge]

Wet wipes are the way to go.

[Amy Lawn]

Wet wipes are the way to go.

[russycarps]

Zooloos charged £59 last year for loos and hot showers (and a few other things). Now they're charging £94. They've also upped their Bell tent from £500 to £735!

I think they're taking the mickey. Are there any other toilet and shower packages from anyone else? I'd rather pay a bit and have a walk than use the free on site ones which are dirty or have massive queues.

I just drive to bath and use the public toilets there. They are clean and never any queues, and best of all free.

Better than using a dirty toilet

[Bisque]

I really have never found any toilet at Glastonbury unbearable due to smell or condition.

Then again I am a sailor.

[Mr Splodge]

What is going on with Glastonbury, it's turning into a two class society festival.

If you are so afraid of going to the toilet where a commoner has gone then just stay at home and watch it in the BBC.

[Bisque]

What is going on with Glastonbury, it's turning into a two class society festival.

I guess Wayne Ronnie will have to pay up for a throne if he ever dare turn up again.

[Amy Lawn]

Then again I am a sailor.

This makes so much sense

[Bisque]

This makes so much sense

Really?

[Amy Lawn]

Yes, the fringe-spaffing, it all adds up.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

If you are so afraid of going to the toilet where a commoner has gone then just stay at home and watch it in the BBC.

I opened the door of a portalo once at a festival. I opened the door and there was a young woman snorting a white line of powder where everybody else had shite. Not good.

[Bisque]

Yes, the fringe-spaffing, it all adds up.

Welcome to the Royal Navy. The senior service.

[Mouseboy11]

Never had any problems with the sawdust longdrops in the campsites last year, perfectly fine in the morning. Absolutely no fucking chance I'd be sitting down on the ones around the big stages during the day though. Witnessed some real horrors in them.

[Jackmypie]

I opened the door of a portalo once at a festival. I opened the door and there was a young woman snorting a white line of powder where everybody else had shite. Not good.

It was probably only sherbert, we all used to do it in school!

[donthaveacoolname]

I can't help but feel there's an 'end' missing in that sentence.

If you are so afraid of going to the toilet where a commoner has gone then just stay at home and watch it in the BBC.

was on my phone and had to go on to the lap-top to up vote these two most sense if read on this whole site in a while

[GlastoSimon]

On a slightly related note, thought the compost loos were pretty good last year! More compost loos for all I say, although the portaloos really aren't that bad these days either.

Edited February 1, 2015 by GlastoSimon

[jonodillieono]

I can't shit in something that doesn't have a roof, the compost loos were great though, however when they got full the mountain of turd got a bit too close to my backside for my liking

[Bisque]

I can't shit in something that doesn't have a roof, the compost loos were great though, however when they got full the mountain of turd got a bit too close to my backside for my liking

You fucking ungrateful dick.

[Spindles]

I really have never found any toilet at Glastonbury unbearable due to smell or condition.

In 2011 early on the Saturday morning I went to the portaloos at the top of Dairy. One had a pile of lots of people's poo which was standing a good 12" above the seat (just a huge pyramid) on the top of which someone had implanted a can of strongbow. It was the worst toilet I have ever seen. I wish I'd had a camera, I still laugh about it now. I just used a different loo in the same block.

[Spindles]

I can't shit in something that doesn't have a roof

Really?

Shitting in the pouring rain is a liberating experience, not least because the seat has had a wash. I've never had the full thunderstorm pooping experience, sadly, although I live in hope.

[matt2007]

The compost ones were really good last year....