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This is my wife's unstaged thoughts on Wells, which was recorded there on the night before we went to see the people who own the place near the Glastonbury festival site where we eventually got married (this was last year, and we got married this year - if that makes any sense).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aezV6Z6kSDw

I know it's not connected with the thread, but thought it might provide some light entertainment in the face of a UKIP story.

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This is my wife's unstaged thoughts on Wells, which was recorded there on the night before we went to see the people who own the place near the Glastonbury festival site where we eventually got married (this was last year, and we got married this year - if that makes any sense).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aezV6Z6kSDw

I know it's not connected with the thread, but thought it might provide some light entertainment in the face of a UKIP story.

"If you're not from B32 Suck Your Mum." ?

Love that.

Wells ain't so bad as it goes in my book, and the surrounding countryside between there and Pilton is quite simply the most beautiful place on earth. If Wells bothers you, head South East

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"If you're not from B32 Suck Your Mum." ?

Love that.

Wells ain't so bad as it goes in my book, and the surrounding countryside between there and Pilton is quite simply the most beautiful place on earth. If Wells bothers you, head South East

Before we met my wife went to one of these events where you do a turn on stage. It was mainly aimed at the OAP brigade, which my wife used to hang around with rather than people her own age or younger. Anyway, she was at this event when three young Asian lads took to the stage to do a bit of rapping. They ended with the last person saying 'If you're not from B32 suck your mum', to a stunned OAP audience.

I didn't really object to Wells myself - we just happened to hit a hotel / pub or booking agency which lied to us about it having a bedroom allowing smoking. On top of that the hotel / pub had no ice so we couldn't drink copious amounts of our own G & T in the room - her indoors will not drink it without ice whereas I'll suck piss off a thistle if I know it's got alcohol in it. Then we couldn't get any fags because there was no shop in the centre which was open and sold them.

As for the countryside around there, yes I totally agree that it's both beautiful and also charming.

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This is my wife's unstaged thoughts on Wells, which was recorded there on the night before we went to see the people who own the place near the Glastonbury festival site where we eventually got married (this was last year, and we got married this year - if that makes any sense).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aezV6Z6kSDw

I know it's not connected with the thread, but thought it might provide some light entertainment in the face of a UKIP story.

I hope she nicked one of the teaspoons too! :)

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I hope she nicked one of the teaspoons too! :)

She didn't nick one of the tea spoons but did smoke in the bathroom of the non smoking room (under the extractor fan). She put her nubs in a tea pot fully meaning to clean it out the next morning, but completely forgot. I suspect that didn't go down to well when they came to clean the room. Personally it does my head in when she insists on smoking in non smoking hotel rooms. :)

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