Caught by Mum....

[MagicalGlitterBunny]

http://www.the-field-guide.com/2014/07/glasto-our-top-10/

Next year I might try to be less glittery after a text from my mum..." I didn't know you smoked....and what is that jacket you are wearing"

[Superscally]

She knows what you've done...

[ian the worm]

It doesn't count when you're drunk.

[The 38 year old virgin]

Did anyone else open this expecting the 'cup of tea next to the bed in the morning' story

[MagicalGlitterBunny]

What story is that?

[The 38 year old virgin]

What story is that?

[TheParkAfterDark]

He he.

The story is some teenage boy the 38 year old virgin having the best fun you can have on your own in bed in the morning.

As he's reaching the vinegar strokes, the eyes close, the smile widens and he sows his seed on the underneath if his duvet.

As he opens his eyes, he sees a cup of tea recently placed on his bedside table.

Boy The 38 year old virgin wants to die, and moves out without ever looking mother in eyes again

[The 38 year old virgin]

:-x

[frostypaw]

Hah I was thinking of that scene in Human Traffic with Danny Dyer... stuck in the mind for some reason

40 secret venues though? Really?

[Spindles]

I once had my mother in law walk in on me and her daughter, just at that worst possible moment. She was one of those people who opens the door, walks in and then knocks. That kind of scar doesn't heal.

[Aragorn]

yeah thought it was going to be the trainspotting moment - when matey gets caught in front of the mirror by his mum ! Doh ! Epic fail. His mums finds it funny though ! ha ha !

[Cheesey]

http://www.the-field-guide.com/2014/07/glasto-our-top-10/

Next year I might try to be less glittery after a text from my mum..." I didn't know you smoked....and what is that jacket you are wearing"

Edited July 11, 2014 by Cheesey

[Zoo Music Girl]

Awesome jacket.

[Sofa]

Are we talking about picture #2? If she's never seen the jacket before how on earth did she know that was you?

[**claire**]

I want your jacket!

[Cheesey]

Mums know everything ....

[theDandy]

I want your jacket!

[Sofa]

Haha, mine doesn't. At least I hope she doesn't....

[**claire**]

I'll fight you for it

[MagicalGlitterBunny]

www.slickitup.com

for the jacket - i promise i didnt buy the leather stuff on this site...

My mum would know me anywhere...

[**claire**]

Ha! Maybe I'll save the website for when I get home from work !

[fred quimby]

I once had my mother in law walk in on me and her daughter, just at that worst possible moment. She was one of those people who opens the door, walks in and then knocks. That kind of scar doesn't heal.

[Yesiamaduck]

Rosie & Josh were incredible, caught them on the big swing (trapeze?) at the big top and it was heart in mouth stuff for the duration of their act.... the acrobats they were performing were insane.

[gmb1992]

love the jacket, went on the website to find it...bit awkward sat in my office!!

[Digi]

I've just learned that 'hoods' are NOT New York speak for 'hoodie'. Thankfully I'm in the comfort of my own home rather than at work!