Weather

[Woffy]

Thoughts are I gave an example of something funny and something not funny, not any definition of comedy

That was fricking ages ago dude, put the bone down. Not everyone has the same idea of funny, this isn't news. Back to weather - please!

I'll do what like...as intermittently as like.

You did give a definition. You inferred something isn't funny if its repeated over and over; i'm paraphrasing, of course, but you're completely wrong on that point.

I also note you avoided the question regarding scientific absolutism...of which you seem to support.

[frostypaw]

I'll do what like...as intermittently as like.

You did give a definition. You inferred something isn't funny if its repeated over and over; i'm paraphrasing, of course, but you're completely wrong on that point.

I also note you avoided the question regarding scientific absolutism...of which you seem to support.

If you have personal beef with me please take it to pm. Noone else needs to put up with this so they? This is a weather thread.

[Woffy]

Thoughts are I gave an example of something funny and something not funny, not any definition of comedy

That was fricking ages ago dude, put the bone down. Not everyone has the same idea of funny, this isn't news. Back to weather - please!

Tell you what, in the spirit of irreverence (thats a type of humour too, btw), i'll see if you reply and then resond at a later time of my choosing that might not suit you.

Remember my earlier tip, dude: scroll (its so easy!), not troll.

[Woffy]

If you have personal beef with me please take it to pm. Noone else needs to put up with this so they? This is a weather thread.

Beef?

I only asked some questions your own posts posed with their contradictory aspects?

I dont do 'beefs' (is that the correct plural of beef? Beefs. Beefs. Sounds a bit odd dunnit! )

Edited June 20, 2014 by Woffy

[bl0u577f]

Beef?

I only asked some questions your own posts posed with their contradictory aspects?

I dont do 'beefs' (is that the correct plural of beef? Beefs. Beefs. Sounds a bit odd dunnit! )

Beeves

[Woffy]

Beeves

Ahhh! Beeves!

Sounds posh and flies in the face of the plural of roof, for example.

Oh yeah: weathers -

Fucking sunny surely.

[jeffie]

Beavises (and Buttheads)?

[LordHam]

It's not looking perfect

There could be a little rain

As it stands it's looking nothing like 2007

We'll dance in the sun

We'll all be together at the most amazing place in the world

We shall dance and smile and such

It'll all be lovely

Relax and prepare for ecstasy

[jeffie]

It's not looking perfect

There could be a little rain

As it stands it's looking nothing like 2007

We'll dance in the sun

We'll all be together at the most amazing place in the world

We shall dance and smile and such

It'll all be lovely

Relax and prepare for ecstasy

Like

[rexclark]

Rex, where's the beautiful sun. gif?

Not a gif sadly.

[OneLittleFish]

DW Sports are selling gaitors for £8. Rather than wellies going with them and my trusty hiking boots I've had since 2008 for comfort.

[jeffie]

Not a gif sadly.

Great Rex

[drewsstrat]

My last words of the night are Improving picture

Goodnight

[Ommadawn]

The cows are lying down in the field next to my house. That either means it's going to piss down tomorrow or they're tired and want to sleep.

I will update you tomorrow.

Oh and Auntie Fanny's seaweed is still bone dry and the bladders split when pressed.

[CaledonianGonzo]

My last words of the night are Improving picture

Goodnight

Marry Me!

[Ommadawn]

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
Evening red and morning grey, two sure signs of one fine day.

[Gnomicide]

DW Sports are selling gaitors for £8. Rather than wellies going with them and my trusty hiking boots I've had since 2008 for comfort.

Ta for that I may invest in some, rucksack is full and I've not yet packed the wellies so I may well invest in some gaitors.

[ThomThomDrum]

Why is there high pressure and low pressure but never any medium pressure? This has bothered me for quite some time.

Air is a gaseous fluid that is constantly moving in the earths atmosphere. It is either rising (low pressure) or falling (high pressure). It is one or the other and nothing inbetween, hence no medium pressure

[fewcloudy]

Air is a gaseous fluid that is constantly moving in the earths atmosphere. It is either rising (low pressure) or falling (high pressure). It is one or the other and nothing inbetween, hence no medium pressure

Thank you for that, most informative.

[Heartbreaker]

Suprise suprise!! It seems that this years glastonbury looks to be heading towards a typical summer week in England, warm, mostly cloudy, quite muggy with a chance of some rain.

This, my festival friends, is by no means perfect, but we can, and will, get through whatever the weather throws at us to have the most amazing 5 days we possibly can imagine.

4 FUCKING DAYS!!!!!!

Edited June 20, 2014 by Heartbreaker

[Ommadawn]

When the ditch and pond offend the nose,
Then look out for rain and stormy blows.

[stevieweevil]

When the stars begin to huddle, the earth will soon become a puddle

[rebus]

When the sun shines down and burns your skin

Apply suncream

[castmana1]

When the folk on the weather thread all gather to fret, the Pilton sky will be cloudy and...

Dry, obviously.

[morph100]

How many mm of sunshine will fall each day?