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[Couchy]

Now I'm not homophobic or anything, but whenever there's an advert for "Uniform Dating" that pops up the right hand side of my page on here, it's always a bloke, with a tribal tattoo on his arm, not wearing much of a uniform.

Now where's all the female nurses & Virgin Atlantic cabin crew pictures then!!!

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Have you ever thought that the big tattood bloke is getting the same ad but with your picture on ;-)

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

A year ago tomorrow Virgin cabin crew were voted the most attractive in the world (apologies for it being from THAT newspaper);

http://www.dailymail...tive-world.html

I think I'd go for Emirates myself.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Yoghurt on a Stick, on 10 February 2012 - 01:09 PM, said:

A year ago tomorrow Virgin cabin crew were voted the most attractive in the world (apologies for it being from THAT newspaper);

http://www.dailymail...tive-world.html

I think I'd go for Emirates myself.

Nah. Easyjet mate. Easy by name and easy by nature apparently ;-)

[5co77ie]

Rufus Gwertigan, on 10 February 2012 - 01:18 PM, said:

Nah. Easyjet mate. Easy by name and easy by nature apparently ;-)

Surely it's gotta be Air New Zealand - last time I flew with them when most of the passengers were asleep I was hungry and asked if they had anything to eat/drink - the air hostess suggested a sorbet - my daughter then woke up -  on seeing her - the air steward deadpanned "two spoons one cup?" winkled and walked down the aisle! to return later with a sorbet and two spoons. I sat there in shocked 37 hours awake silence

Edited by 5co77ie, 10 February 2012 - 01:53 PM.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

5co77ie, on 10 February 2012 - 01:52 PM, said:

Surely it's gotta be Air New Zealand - last time I flew with them when most of the passengers were asleep I was hungry and asked if they had anything to eat/drink - the air hostess suggested a sorbet - my daughter then woke up -  on seeing her - the air steward deadpanned "two spoons one cup?" winkled and walked down the aisle! to return later with a sorbet and two spoons. I sat there in shocked 37 hours awake silence

I don't quite get it. What's your definition of winkled?

[mikeb]

Mmmmmmmm, nice baps Wimpy burger and frothy coffee in a soup bowl ridiculously large cup

[5co77ie]

Yoghurt on a Stick, on 10 February 2012 - 03:15 PM, said:

I don't quite get it. What's your definition of winkled?

*winked

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

5co77ie, on 10 February 2012 - 03:37 PM, said:

*winked

It's a good job you meant winked and not winkled. Reading the 3rd definition on the Urban Dictionary gives your statement a whole new meaning;

http://www.urbandict...php?term=winkle