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[Abster]

strudders, on 21 June 2011 - 07:56 AM, said:

I had a catheter last year but I don't recommend that to anybody or even my worst enemy.

Oh why is that? my brother has one for medical reasons often been jealous of him over the years!

[Queeg]

autoinflate, on 21 June 2011 - 06:59 AM, said:

I've often wondered if there's a market for trousers with a piss reservoir sewn into the lining. Add a tube and some kind of 'attachment' at the top, a little tap at the bottom; problem solved surely?

That's me sorted for Dragon's Den then.

No?

as long as you dont crowd surf

[Glasto Mad]

drink spirits when toilet is an issue, we're going with port & whiskey decanted in nicely labelled plastic bottles

[nellie72]

autoinflate, on 21 June 2011 - 06:59 AM, said:

I've often wondered if there's a market for trousers with a piss reservoir sewn into the lining. Add a tube and some kind of 'attachment' at the top, a little tap at the bottom; problem solved surely?

That's me sorted for Dragon's Den then.

No?

[strudders]

Abster, on 21 June 2011 - 08:30 AM, said:

Oh why is that? my brother has one for medical reasons often been jealous of him over the years!

I have MS and when it flares up I need to use one. I still have self catheters (don't look that up lads) which I bring as it can decide it dose not want to play at any time.  

However due to the heat last year I cam home with a really nasty infection and was pissing blood for two weeks. Hence not really an option for the fit and young.

Sorry for the graphic nature of the post but I say it as I see it.

Happy drinking and remember don't pee anywhere other than in a loo!  Or a ground worm will crawl up your unmentionables

[eoinca]

I have a very small bladder, after a couple of pints I'm constantly having to go.

Thankfully there's not THAT many of the main band I really want to be near the front for, but when there is, I try and not drink anything for a couple of hours before hand and make myself go for a piss at least half an hour before they're due on stage, so I have plenty of time to fight my way back through the crowd!

[Abster]

strudders, on 21 June 2011 - 08:59 AM, said:

I have MS and when it flares up I need to use one. I still have self catheters (don't look that up lads) which I bring as it can decide it dose not want to play at any time.  

However due to the heat last year I cam home with a really nasty infection and was pissing blood for two weeks. Hence not really an option for the fit and young.

Sorry for the graphic nature of the post but I say it as I see it.

Happy drinking and remember don't pee anywhere other than in a loo!  Or a ground worm will crawl up your unmentionables

Wasn't that bad seen/heard far worst esp with my Bro being how he is Paralysed from waist down, He'd love to do Glasto but I don't fancy pushing him about, I know I'm the evil little sister lol

Yeah those infection's can be nasty Brother has been rushed to hospital before and has to daily drink lots of water which he never does! Good for when your in traffic or too pissed to stand up though

I just had visions of a worm like the one in the matrix going up people for peeing in the wrong spot!!!

[strudders]

Abster, on 21 June 2011 - 09:07 AM, said:

He could so do it! I am in disabled camping and you could go as his PA for free.

They are brilliant and they is a hire facility for scooters and charging points for electric wheel chairs. (I take my normal wheel chair but I am pretty blind as well so don't use the hire ones as I would kill someone)
It's a great atmosphere in camp with showers with good loo's and everything catered for people with physical disabilities.

Have a fab time!

[ukslim]

Don't get me wrong - I love drinking.

But drinking need not be the main focus of Glastonbury, and drinking too much can spoil it for you.

Sometimes, if the question is "how do I deal with this undesirable aspect of drinking", the answer is "drink less".

[Abster]

strudders, on 21 June 2011 - 09:16 AM, said:

He could so do it! I am in disabled camping and you could go as his PA for free.

They are brilliant and they is a hire facility for scooters and charging points for electric wheel chairs. (I take my normal wheel chair but I am pretty blind as well so don't use the hire ones as I would kill someone)
It's a great atmosphere in camp with showers with good loo's and everything catered for people with physical disabilities.

Have a fab time!

Those electric ones are dangerous! esp on a sat afternoon down the high street

I know but I think dragging him around a fun fair when I was 16 put me off taking him into fields! yeah been to the Motorshow and all sorts as his PA for free

How tough is it in muddy conditions? his not in an electric chair and he can push himself about his done the london marathon well 10 miles of it when he was younger.... I feel a black mail coming on here, might be the push he needs to sort out a car and get back into calaipers hmmm 2013 is enough time for that

[spiky_simon]

autoinflate, on 21 June 2011 - 06:59 AM, said:

I've often wondered if there's a market for trousers with a piss reservoir sewn into the lining. Add a tube and some kind of 'attachment' at the top, a little tap at the bottom; problem solved surely?

That's me sorted for Dragon's Den then.

No?

Already been thought of, I'm afraid: http://www.stadiumpa...kes-it-work.htm (well, it's not sewn into some trousers, but otherwise same principle)

[Yesiamaduck]

Alcohol switches off your body's ability to control it's bladder, so whereas it would usually tell it absorb the liquid it'll just simply let it right threw. I think after a couple of drinks every pint of alcohol on top of it = 2-4 pints of piss... simply because you're body no longer holds the ability to retain water, not until it's sober.


The only way around it? Don't drink alcohol, but that wouldn't be very fun would it  

Edited by Yesiamaduck, 21 June 2011 - 10:52 AM.