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[Sketchead]

Any tips? Always an issue at big gigs/festivals, when you need a piss every half an hour when you've got a good spot in the crowd. I drink lager, which is obviously the problem, and I'm not a massive fan of spirits.

I've been getting into strawberry/pear/general cider lately, how does that do on the ode bladder front?

[Amii]

It's not beer which is the diarrhetic, it's alcohol - varying the quantity you drink is the only way to stop it!

[Redwinevino]

Sketchead, on 21 June 2011 - 12:56 AM, said:

Any tips? Always an issue at big gigs/festivals, when you need a piss every half an hour when you've got a good spot in the crowd. I drink lager, which is obviously the problem, and I'm not a massive fan of spirits.

I've been getting into strawberry/pear/general cider lately, how does that do on the ode bladder front?

It's worse!

[Sketchead]

Gonna have to do my business in a cup and throw it then!

I jest. I will try and control the amount I drink. I will fail.

[Couchy]

Keep off caffeine.

[snipe]

Sweat it out of you dancing.

[One Tonne Baby]

Cider is worse for me.isn't that bad when watching a gig...back at camp its the old wee in a cup job

[mungo57]

I will be seeing lots of consecutive bands there so I am gonna have to hold it in a lot lol

[didzisrein]

Sketchead, on 21 June 2011 - 01:25 AM, said:

Gonna have to do my business in a cup and throw it then!

I jest. I will try and control the amount I drink. I will fail.

Dont let me see you throwing piss

[possum]

I think you've answered your own question. You can't drink lager and somehow expect to keep it in a small bag inside you.

[Greenelk]

Plenty of urinals everywhere.  Even near the Stone Circle this year.

I thought this thread was going to be about people being so excited that it's all starting tomorrow that they were having trouble controlling their bladders!

[Tuska]

I switch to a decanted wine box at about 9pm after a day on the beer. It still takes a couple of waz's to run the beer through but the wine slows up the rate hugely which means i can then last out until the headliner has finished.

It's all in the planning.......

[Hello... I'm Johnny Cash]

Reduce the volume of liquid that you're drinking when you're in a big crowd. Might sound obvious but there's no getting away from the fact that your bladder has a limited capacity & when it's full you need to go.

[autoinflate]

I've often wondered if there's a market for trousers with a piss reservoir sewn into the lining. Add a tube and some kind of 'attachment' at the top, a little tap at the bottom; problem solved surely?

That's me sorted for Dragon's Den then.

No?

[tomtom.com]

Sketchead, on 21 June 2011 - 12:56 AM, said:

Any tips? Always an issue at big gigs/festivals, when you need a piss every half an hour when you've got a good spot in the crowd. I drink lager, which is obviously the problem, and I'm not a massive fan of spirits.

I've been getting into strawberry/pear/general cider lately, how does that do on the ode bladder front?

No fluids 2hrs before moz!

[Paadzer]

My friends are often jealous of my bladder, I can drink over 2 litres and not need the toilet  

[tolywoly]

I've been training my bladder for the last 6 months. I can now drink 1/3 of a pint without going to the bathroom.

[strudders]

I had a catheter last year but I don't recommend that to anybody or even my worst enemy.

Do lots of dancing. Usually dose the trick.

[robith]

I recently had an open appendectomy, and subsequently my bladder capacity is severely reduced.

Glastonbury might be a bit of a nightmare on the weeing front

[badmart76]

discretion is the key
2 litre screw top milk carton under the old poncho... 30 seconds enjoying the view... top back on carton. carton back in disposable bag for later trip to recycling point....  Hey Presto!

only recommended after dark