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#1 strikerstriker

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 08:18 AM

Hello

We are looking to get a masseur to come to our camp site on Saturday around lunch time and give us a workout. I will pay for 2 hours work - you will massage three or four people both male and female.

Only people who work as masseurs please, no amateurs who want to make some drinking money - if you are untrained then we will know and send you away!

We are in a glam camping area near the Stone Circle, details to be provided via email.  

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Edited by strikerstriker, 20 June 2011 - 06:32 AM.


#2 cornelio

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 08:29 AM

What a tit

#3 ambientcoast

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 08:38 AM

View Postcornelio, on 19 June 2011 - 08:29 AM, said:

What a tit

Haha. You took the words right out of my... arse.

#4 spuddy09

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 08:55 AM

It comes across a bit Patrick Bateman.

#5 KingOfSnake

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 08:55 AM

Do you pay extra for the Happy Endings?

#6 cornelio

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 08:56 AM

Yeah, need to actually stop re reading this. Its doing me nut in.

#7 karlpowell

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 08:56 AM

I would ... cant beat a happy ending  :)

#8 Spindles

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 08:59 AM

View Poststrikerstriker, on 19 June 2011 - 08:18 AM, said:

We are in a glam camping area near the Stone Circle, details to be provided via email.

Sadly there are more and more of these people every year, eventually there will be a 4 page spread in the Mail on Sunday supplement and then the normal people will be outnumbered.

#9 jimmyjimmy4080

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 09:00 AM

I’m looking for a boy to park my elephant upon arrival then follow me around the festival carrying my bags, fan me with a large leaf should the weather be stifling and shelter me with an umbrella in times of inclement weather.

Whilst there will not be any financial remuneration for this position, you would get to bask in my superior glow for the duration of the weekend.

Applications by telegram only.

#10 KingOfSnake

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 09:01 AM

Glam camping.
Masseurs.
I know Glasto has changed over the years
but the mind boggles.

#11 VeeDub

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 09:01 AM

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#12 cornelio

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 09:01 AM

To be honest one of the lads I will be with can give a decent massage. And for the lads he puts the velvet glove on to ensure happy ending.

I'll get him to email you.

He does it for nothing as well.

#13 KingOfSnake

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 09:04 AM

Very brave including an email addy.
Hope you have a good spam filter.

#14 Spindles

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 09:08 AM

This one is going to run and run!

#15 harriet

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 09:09 AM

This post has to be a joke! I cannot believe anyone could be like this ??!!! Go to the greenfields for a massage if you want one 

#16 mirandamayhem

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 09:10 AM

Me love you long time

#17 KingOfSnake

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 09:22 AM

I'd say genuine , if you google the email addy.
[nut cheese]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall up in Glam Camp for the weekend.
Wonder what else goes on.

#18 dancingdaisy09

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 09:26 AM

It's a p*** take, look at the email address. :D

Although I actually would pay someone to carry all of my stuff on to the site from my car. That would be lush, I could then just have a leisurely stroll, crack open a can and enjoy the view, instead of dragging heavy stuff across 1/2 dozen fields, stopping for a tantrum, sitting down for 5 minutes, etc

#19 Lamagic

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 09:29 AM

Assuming you're staying in a tippee, which is at the top of pennards, you are 5 mins walk from the healing fields. Just f**king walk! Glam Camping?! Is your name Wayne, just had a hair transplant?

#20 matt2007

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:40 AM

Obviosuly it is W :blink: ayne as he says he would know if you were a amateur.

Wayne only knows true Pro's




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