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#1 westwardhoboy

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 10:48 PM

Strap-on Sally chase us down the alley, we fear for our behinds.



Before you can post yours you have to name the band from mine......and so on.

See if we can keep it going till June!

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#2 Big Vern

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 11:05 PM

Yours is by the Seahorses - Love Is The Law! Chris Helme used to go to school with my wife and now does his own stuff, all very good too!


"I wish I'd never met you, or that I could bear to let you go"

Edited by Big Vern, 30 January 2011 - 02:07 PM.


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Posted 29 January 2011 - 11:05 PM

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#4 Big Vern

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 11:05 PM

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#5 westwardhoboy

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 11:19 PM

View PostBig Vern, on 29 January 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

Yours is by the Seahorses - Love Is The Law! Chris Helme used to go to school with my wife and now does his own stuff, all very good too!


"I wish I'd never met, or that I could bear to let you go"
Jealousy - Pet Shop Boys.

"Look at the stylish kids in their riots"

#6 Okky

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 11:20 PM

Pet shop boy's Jealousy


Don't waste your time or time will waste you

#7 westwardhoboy

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 11:31 PM

View PostOkky, on 29 January 2011 - 11:20 PM, said:

Pet shop boy's Jealousy


Don't waste your time or time will waste you
MUSE!! Knights of Cydonia.


"My father when I was younger, took me up onto the hill"

Edited by westwardhoboy, 29 January 2011 - 11:32 PM.


#8 OneLittleFish

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 12:15 AM

Levellers - One Way! :D

"He's a boy, you want a girl so cut off his cock, tie his hair in bunches, f**k him, call him Rita if you want"

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 12:46 AM

View PostOneLittleFish, on 30 January 2011 - 12:15 AM, said:

Levellers - One Way! :D

"He's a boy, you want a girl so cut off his cock, tie his hair in bunches, f**k him, call him Rita if you want"


It's definitely The Manics...

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 12:49 AM

View Postllcoolphil, on 30 January 2011 - 12:46 AM, said:

It's definitely The Manics...

That didnt take long of listening - Yes


'And you were right to bide your time and not buy into my misery'

#11 Okky

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 01:32 AM

You were right by badly drawn boy



We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 02:02 AM

Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd  :D



they made me breakfast, cornflakes and beer  :D

#13 Okky

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 02:47 AM

It's a Fratellis song, I know that much! God no way can I remember the song name though


It's all branches of the same old tree but there's nothing really up that tree for me

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 09:57 AM

They finally throw me out. My mum got drunk on stout. My dad couldn't stand on 2 feet. As he lectured about reality. And now I guess the family's complete.... with me hanging round on the street or here on the beach.

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 01:30 PM

reload, aim, fire, keep at arms length, shes a real live wire!!!

#16 Big Vern

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 02:08 PM

You must name the previous posters lyric before leaving one of your own, doh!

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 02:30 PM

View Postnufc1978, on 30 January 2011 - 01:30 PM, said:

reload, aim, fire, keep at arms length, shes a real live wire!!!


She's a weapon- Twisted Wheel.



Son I'm thirty I only went with your mother cause she's dirty

#18 fullfathom5

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 02:58 PM

View Postdrunk pumpkin, on 30 January 2011 - 02:30 PM, said:

Son I'm thirty I only went with your mother cause she's dirty

Shaun Ryder = lyrical genius! The Mondays - Kinky Afro.

"I only went with her cos she looks you, my god"

#19 MEGABOWL

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 03:11 PM

View Postfullfathom5, on 30 January 2011 - 02:58 PM, said:

Shaun Ryder = lyrical genius! The Mondays - Kinky Afro.

"I only went with her cos she looks you, my god"

Babies by Pulp

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 03:23 PM

Losing My Religion by REM

I remember my dad teaching me the entire verse the below is taken from when I was about 6.  It reminded me of a filthier Roald Dahl.  Great parenting Daddy!

"I got right up between her rum and her Ribena"




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