Our Eavii's who art in Pilton,
Hallowed be your festival.
Your music come,
...Your dance be done,
In fields, as it is in dance tents,
Give us today our glastonbury ticket,
Forgive us our internet connection,
As we forgive See Tickets who throttled our servers,
Lead us not into disappointment,
But deliver our confirmation email,
For the stella, the Brothers, and the good tunes are yours.
Today please if possible,
(B)A®men



















