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#1 20/20

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 09:43 PM

1) Have a nice hot bath but remember to bring the kettle with you for a nice cuppa, what could go wrong?

#2 G1T

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 09:47 PM

2) Man up and realise that there are definitely many more resales to come, and so many ways in for those who are determined, especially by volunteering, which can be more fun than just being a punter.

In my 14 years experience, everyone who really wants to go gets to. That's part of what the festival's about and what makes it what it is.

#3 Alf Tupper

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 09:57 PM

3) never say never, ever, if you do you've lost the fight and will to succeed.

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 10:00 PM

View PostG1T, on 05 October 2010 - 09:47 PM, said:

2) Man up and realise that there are definitely many more resales to come, and so many ways in for those who are determined, especially by volunteering, which can be more fun than just being a punter.

In my 14 years experience, everyone who really wants to go gets to. That's part of what the festival's about and what makes it what it is.

Really?

#5 Pinhead

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 10:04 PM

4) Listen to Take That's entire back catalog . . .

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 10:06 PM

View Post20/20, on 05 October 2010 - 09:43 PM, said:

1) Have a nice hot bath but remember to bring the kettle with you for a nice cuppa, what could go wrong?
You forget that the bath's plumbing is likely connected to the electricity's earth?

#7 Pinhead

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 10:14 PM

5) Getting caught in the gears of a combine . . .

#8 G1T

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 10:28 PM

View PostRedwinevino, on 05 October 2010 - 10:00 PM, said:

Really?

Oh my god yes. I know a good few different people who volunteer, and they all say they wouldn't go back to just being a punter. Will let them speak for themselves if they want to on here, but let's just say being on site for however long before the gates open is beyond awesome.

#9 srvman

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 10:43 PM

6) Start another Radiohead thread.

#10 Redwinevino

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 11:07 PM

View PostG1T, on 05 October 2010 - 10:28 PM, said:

Oh my god yes. I know a good few different people who volunteer, and they all say they wouldn't go back to just being a punter. Will let them speak for themselves if they want to on here, but let's just say being on site for however long before the gates open is beyond awesome.

Would say that is true but it would be the whole working during the festival itself that I really would not enjoy at all

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 12:46 AM

7) post on these forums for long enough and death will be waiting just around the corner.

#12 Ci Sgoti

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 01:09 AM

Surely you only need one.









Telling your girlfriends' mothers' gran her chips are shit would do the job






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#13 Polaris

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 01:24 AM

View PostRedwinevino, on 05 October 2010 - 11:07 PM, said:

Would say that is true but it would be the whole working during the festival itself that I really would not enjoy at all

Normally you only have to work for one day and you get the rest off to enjoy yourself. Also, you get a meet a ton of people and make some new buds. And it's FREE.

#14 Ci Sgoti

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 01:43 AM

When OJ sits in Old Sparky for the first time, piss on him, hey ho death by electric blow back

#15 NeilVJ

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 07:42 AM

Not sure of the exact way but there are lot of people I plan to take with me.

#16 jeffie

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 07:52 AM

Apologies, I moved this to a topic of its own.

Edited by jeffie, 06 October 2010 - 07:57 AM.





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