What are the best ways to get we*d into the festival?

[festhead]

f**king hell its easy as shit

[XrtVra]

Got no suggestions but I remember last year, as we got off the coach, three guys on the coach next to us immediately went to the portaloos.. hotboxed one, and there was dense smoke seeping out the cracks, security were just laughing at their stupidness haha

[bmxxxxxxxxxx]

dude im working so like if anyone wants its smuggled gime a shout, only got 5 days till it all kicks off! woooooooo, oh yerh at reading station theres cid and sniffers, so my advise would be walk from the next station or drive into reading otherwise u WILL get sniffed "/

[hatethisandillloveyou]

Getting it through the gates is easy, use your brain, where are police not allowed to search.......(and no that doesnt mean you have to stick it up your bum)

And no you cant mask the smell from dogs, rain wont make a blind bit of difference, unless you fancy covering yourself in fox urine, or carrying a dead animal carcas around with you?? likelyhood of the tain station dogs being real and not just for show, well thats for your to decide

[hatethisandillloveyou]

dude im working so like if anyone wants its smuggled gime a shout, only got 5 days till it all kicks off! woooooooo, oh yerh at reading station theres cid and sniffers, so my advise would be walk from the next station or drive into reading otherwise u WILL get sniffed "/

[theramm]

Famous last words.....In my experience they're really not too fussed about a bit of green, it seems they're looking for dealers or class A's. If they nicked everyone who was having a toke they'd have to process a LOT of people, I've always blazed away in the Arena all weekend with no hassle. Can't wait to see the security reaction when Cypress Hill come on stage, if you've never got stoned before their set you will have by the end.

[Smally]

'Cans, glass, alcohol, flags, opened plastic bottles, illegal substances, portable laser equipment and pens, unauthorised professional film or video equipment, audio recorders, fireworks and flares.

All the above items will be confiscated. Confiscated items can be collected from Left Luggage after 7am Monday 30th August 2010. '

Don't worry, you will be able to get back any illegal substances from left luggage at 7AM on Monday morning.

[Electricityscape]

Haa , i read that as "gimme all your drugs, ill give them back honest"

[Budweiser]

Famous last words.....In my experience they're really not too fussed about a bit of green, it seems they're looking for dealers or class A's. If they nicked everyone who was having a toke they'd have to process a LOT of people, I've always blazed away in the Arena all weekend with no hassle. Can't wait to see the security reaction when Cypress Hill come on stage, if you've never got stoned before their set you will have by the end.

[Jackmypie]

you sound like a major douche. But...

the only way to avoid police is to go at 4am through the station. Otherwise there is always some risk.

[rexclark]

tbh, whoever's in the crowd for Cypress hill is going to get high lol. Im taking atleast 3 joints just for their set.

[Budweiser]

I went to see them three days after my 17th birthday in Glasgow. I must've been handed about 10 joints. You couldn't see for smoke.

[Vieuphoria]

Move Cypress Hill to the tent please....

[sjp_121]

Cypress Hill is going to be hilarious. Can't wait

[AcademicPistol]

The dogs will find you, they can sniff out a (insert gag) a mile away.

[Stylo92]

watch out, we got a badass over here

Edited May 28, 2012 by Stylo92

[lharris92]

[The Mean Bean]

Wow... Please teach me to be as cool as you

[AcademicPistol]

We'll never learn... I mean we post on a forum... he smokes the 'marijuana substance'.

Edited May 28, 2012 by AcademicPistol

[insideaway]

How did a thread from 2010 get started again?

[MAD HARRY 27]

I heard the police were on alert to do a full cavity search of anyone called Craig Clarke. I don't know how they got this information.

[AcademicPistol]

How did a thread from 2010 get started again?

[insideaway]

It is pretty random, also its pretty stupid that people put this sort of thing in an open forum