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[swede]

The craziest person I saw was a guy, in his late 40's - early 50's, who started streaking at the stone circles on the Thursday at about 5 in the afternoon.

Most wasted was a girl infront of me and my wife watching Florence. She was only slight but def 2-3 months pregnant. The guy who she was with wasnt even her bloke, he'd met her that day (what a catch   ) and every time he took his arm from round her whe either fell over or fell into us behind her. His solution was to go into his pocket and give her the biggest key full of powder, im guessing coke, ive ever seen. Did it help, did it bollocks  

[The Nal]

The guy w*nking off while half way up a flagpole at the Gorillaz

[ivan]

For us it was the dancing man at The Glade ( Sunday I think )

Loads of people were filming him , its on you tube but I do not known how to post them up !

He was in his 40's at least and dancing on his own in hot pants ! , like a mad Loius from Pineapple Dance !

[swede]

ivan, on 19 July 2010 - 03:28 PM, said:

For us it was the dancing man at The Glade ( Sunday I think )

Loads of people were filming him , its on you tube but I do not known how to post them up !

He was in his 40's at least and dancing on his own in hot pants ! , like a mad Loius from Pineapple Dance !

Is it on youtube called "Funky dancer at the glade"...if it is ive seen it, absolute legend. W

[The Nal]

swede, on 19 July 2010 - 03:31 PM, said:

Is it on youtube called "Funky dancer at the glade"...if it is ive seen it, absolute legend. W

He really gets into after about 25 seconds!

[ivan]

The Nal, on 19 July 2010 - 03:34 PM, said:

He really gets into after about 25 seconds!

Thats him , we must have been about 5 feet from the person with the camera !

[Jackmypie]

Watching 'The Drums' at the Jon Peel tent there was an asian guy in his 40s I think doing these really weird kind of sexual/funky moves. This was at the front so it iss pretty sqauashed up, and there was a little girl aged around 10 maybe, in front of him. From my angle it looked really weird. I remember laughing my ass off along with loads of other people watching him. He also had a -12+ year old son who looked really embarrassed.

Edited by Jackmypie, 19 July 2010 - 03:52 PM.

[Savy]

Quality vid of the bloke at Glade. Wish it went on for longer  

[laid back in the sun]

a psychotic cockney twat up at the stone circle early on sunday morning... brief argument with another guy resulting in him shouting 'im no f**kin smack head' ripping off his shirt then lifting a long lump of wood out of the fire, breaking it over his knee and throwing it at the other guy before lifting a handful of glowing embers and putting them in his mouth, chewed them then spat them out at the guy as a grand finale  
second craziest person arrived on the scene shortly after that... completely naked apart from a mexican wrestlers mask and ran around for a bit only stopping to pose every so often which received plenty of cheers... although not from our group or anyone else close by as we all just tried to avoid making eye contact with him!  

[20/20]

lmao at fire nutter

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

Myself in a mirror.

[Frogger_Queen]

The Nal, on 19 July 2010 - 03:34 PM, said:

He really gets into after about 25 seconds!

Further proof, should it ever be needed, that care in the community doesn't work...  

I love him, I want to adopt him.



I had a wander through the Park alone on Sunday night, feeling a bit wonky and sad that it was all over for another year, and as I was leaving, saw a guy stomping towards me. He looked REALLY angry, and didn't break eye contact. As he finally reached me, he grabbed my right hand, thrust a can of Carling into it (still never losing eye contact), nodded at me, and walked off.

He was clearly so hammered, that he focussed on me to enable him to walk straight(ish). His mate gave me a wink and said "alright darlin'?" and they were gone.

I still have the lager, sitting on my mantelpiece, I don't have the heart to drink it and it reminds me of an amazing weekend everytime I look at it.  

[Magma]

Frogger_Queen, on 20 July 2010 - 09:14 AM, said:

I had a wander through the Park alone on Sunday night, feeling a bit wonky and sad that it was all over for another year, and as I was leaving, saw a guy stomping towards me. He looked REALLY angry, and didn't break eye contact. As he finally reached me, he grabbed my right hand, thrust a can of Carling into it (still never losing eye contact), nodded at me, and walked off.

He was clearly so hammered, that he focussed on me to enable him to walk straight(ish). His mate gave me a wink and said "alright darlin'?" and they were gone.

I still have the lager, sitting on my mantelpiece, I don't have the heart to drink it and it reminds me of an amazing weekend everytime I look at it.  

Love this!

[Oddone]

4am some guy runs through my camp and shouts at me:
"Mate have you seen my motorbike?"

Before jumping on an ingainery bike, kickstarting it and running off making engine noises.

[saratink]

aha not so funny as everyone elses.. But friday night (well saturday morning) at about 5.30AM (im not even sure where i was) Big red rounded sort of tent thing, with really loud music..
Loads of people, most on there own just dancing strangely. And outside was a man who just fell down (on his own) and instead of getting back up, he started rolling away!

[wildhouse]

Jackmypie, on 19 July 2010 - 03:52 PM, said:

Watching 'The Drums' at the Jon Peel tent there was an asian guy in his 40s I think doing these really weird kind of sexual/funky moves. This was at the front so it iss pretty sqauashed up, and there was a little girl aged around 10 maybe, in front of him. From my angle it looked really weird. I remember laughing my ass off along with loads of other people watching him. He also had a -12+ year old son who looked really embarrassed.

the little girl was my daughter (age 10 good guess by the way!)luckily she was pretty transfixed by the fantastic drums to notice the fella.I noticed he was very well dressed with his trousers and shirt clearly ironed which made him all the more out of the place.He did seem to know all of the words though.

[markeee]

south wales sara !, on 21 July 2010 - 12:44 PM, said:

aha not so funny as everyone elses.. But friday night (well saturday morning) at about 5.30AM (im not even sure where i was) Big red rounded sort of tent thing, with really loud music..
Loads of people, most on there own just dancing strangely. And outside was a man who just fell down (on his own) and instead of getting back up, he started rolling away!

lol souinds like it could be anywhere, people dancing strangely haha

[gooner1990]

Arcadia Sunday night 2.30am...guy knocks into me and was literally chewing the side of his face off...funny thing was he looked like the biggest public school boy toff (like that guy in this yrs Big Brother if any of you seen it and spoke like him too)  - seemed to be having fun...but he looked about 30 probably has a really good job too!

Monday afternoon looking for a lost mate of ours, wandered into the stone circle where the party was still going strong...some guy by the soundsystem waving a plastic pink fork about 1 inch from his face staring deeply into it...walked past him 20 mins later and he was still stood in the same position doing the same....ACIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!  

[BlackHole2006]

Guy talking to his teddy bear whilst me and others were acting like fish at Glasto. Guy with teddy bear went up to guy we were following and asked him to give him a present. At that point I decided to stop being a fish and go watch The National instead who were f**kin ACE. Best decision ever.

[Arcane2]

The Nal, on 19 July 2010 - 03:26 PM, said:

The guy w*nking off while half way up a flagpole at the Gorillaz

This.