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[ItsBadForYa]

I dabble in poetry from time to time, though I'm not as prolific as I'd like to be.
This is down to the fact that something that deeply affects me is normally the source of my inspiration, and these events don't occur too often.

My first Glastonbury is one such example however, so here it is:

'We are all Worthy'

I found myself in pastures new
Yet never more at home,
Where hearts are full and joy unleashed
And spirits free to roam

An elder's dance, an angel's glance
New stars that climb the sky
Speak words profound, a wondrous sound,
A newborn infant's cry

I shall return to this dear place
For in this place I see
That those who walk among its fields
Are dreamers just like me.

[tommmy]

My Glastonbury 2010


Met a girl called Vania, a dusky beauty.
Don't know why she's with us, a top notch cutey.
Said she was English but ethnic Iraqi.
Couldn't believe it, a 6 man bukkake.

Dave pulled a hippy, we nicknamed her Lentil.
He was on the job and she went f*ckin mental.
He shouldn't have said whilst he was porkin her,
"you're a dead ringer for Newton Faulkner".

Micky's little lady had quite a bad stammer.
Got her back to his tent but she was on her jammer.
So Micky did her anally, the girl with the stutter.
Lube was "I can't believe it's not b..b..b..b..butter".

Darren found an old un, a 6 foot milf.
Post menopausal but still real filth.
Daz didn't care he was 6 inches shorter
and whilst she was distracted, I fingered her daughter.

Sunday woke with Bev, not sure if we'd had sex.
There's an almighty stink, oops I'd pooed me kecks.
Tried to make a joke of it, said for our noses we need pegs.
She had a face like thunder and shit all up her legs.

Wayne likes the big girls, this year he was in luck.
Met her in the Greenfields, the size of a truck.
18 Stone fatty, said her name was Danni.
No need for foreplay, she had a sweaty fanny.

Festival's over, back to pubs and clubs.
But at least I got the chance to to see Ndubz.
Festival's over and so is my life,
at least you got to know me, for you that was nice.


Tommmy
R.I.P.

Edited by tommmy, 03 July 2010 - 02:02 PM.

[lod]

tommmy, on 03 July 2010 - 10:22 AM, said:

My Glastonbury 2010


Met a girl called Vania, a dusky beauty.
Don't know why she's with us, a top notch cutey.
Said she was English but ethnic Iraqi.
Couldn't believe it, a 6 man bukkake.

Dave pulled a hippy, we nicknamed her Lentil.
He was on the job and she went f*ckin mental.
He shouldn't have said whilst he was porkin her,
"you're a dead ringer for Newton Faulkner".

Micky's little lady had quite a bad stammer.
Got her back to his tent but she was on her jammer.
So Micky did her anally, the girl with the stutter.
Lube was "I can't believe it's not b..b..b..b..butter".

Darren found an old un, a 6 foot milf.
Post menopausal but still real filth.
Daz didn't care he was 6 inches shorter
and whilst she was distracted, I fingered her daughter.

Sunday woke with Bev, not sure if we'd had sex.
There's an almighty stink, oops I'd pooed me kecks.
Tried to make a joke of it, said for our noses we need pegs.
She had a face like thunder and shit all up her legs.

Wayne likes the big girls, this year he was in luck.
Met her in the Greenfields, the size of a truck.
18 Stone fatty, said her name was Danni.
No need for foreplay, she had a sweaty fanny.

Festival's over, back to pubs and clubs.
But at least I got the chance to to see Ndubz.
Festival's over and so is my life,
at least you got to know me, for you that was nice.


Tommmy
R.I.P.

It looks like this is the last we will see of tommy, it's a shame if it's true as I quite enjoyed some of his unorthodox posting. Mind you his poetry is not that great.

[18Alex18]

tommmy, on 03 July 2010 - 10:22 AM, said:

My Glastonbury 2010


Met a girl called Vania, a dusky beauty.
...
at least you got to know me, for you that was nice.


Tommmy
R.I.P.

Classic

[JimOfTheJungle]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Glasto f**king rocks.
Like, seriously f**king rocks.

Fin.

[mandypants]

Glasto
was a blasto
See you next year