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[Catford_Chris]

What a weekend. I left a 12 man tent, deck chair, trolley, sleeping bag and a roll of bin liners at my site (half way up Pennards, near the hedge), so if anyone's still in the area, feel free to help yourself.

Pitched up on the Wednesday tent so big just like a house
Though I moved on very quickly as my neighbours there were scouse
Sexual feelings rising high but first I wanted falafel
Tarts were everywhere man dem was hard like a horny raffle
Chat up lines were working but it felt a little tacky
Then along came Marie-Ann and said "I want some bukake"
She wasn't really sober but she definitely weren't drunk
An hour with me and my crew and she left covered with spunk
Jammin' with Snoop Dogg as we are well similar peeps
Bigger balance than Pip Schofield, smaller than Meryl Streeps
Girl so buff walked right past me, I offered her some dosh
Needn't have bothered though it's fine, she gave me a quick nosh
Swallowed down, let out a burp and said "Gosh that tastes salty"
Nice one babe that's good to know, but your technique was faulty
Gorillaz boring as The Times, and Albarn is a c**t
But it was there I met a girl, who takes it up the shunt
Shot off after to quickly watch the end of Fatboy Slim
But there was Chardonnay gagging, for me to tickle her quim
Plenty of sex on the first day, but less so after that
But for G's like me it's very easy, a magnet to the twat

[TwistedReligion]

Catford_Chris, on 29 June 2010 - 02:41 PM, said:

What a weekend. I left a 12 man tent, deck chair, trolley, sleeping bag and a roll of bin liners at my site

Oh great.



N-Dubz you have been warned.

[Phil-itfc]

lol, this post sounds like a proffesor green song!

[Catford_Chris]

Nah man, N-Dubz ain't got shit on Catford-C

Dappy is a mug
Stryder got da bug
Stevie Wonder might be blind
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