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[APC]

Michael Eavis just popped round for a bite to eat and said midway through his runny boiled egg with soldiers that "Glastonbury is cancelled, APC. The weather will be too hot and I fear for people with fair skin or ginger hair". Straight up.

I was like "WTF ?!?!?!?!?!!111".

He went "Trufax tbh", whilst tapping the top of his second egg with a spoon.

So I says to him "But what about all of the preparations that you have done so far?"

And he says, while mopping his beard with a napkin, "That can all go to batshit now".

"That can all go to batshit now".... Is this the end of Glastonbury 2010 as we know it?

"But what about suncream, sunblock, peaked hats and long sleaved t shirts? Maybe avoiding the midday sun and enforcing a 11-3 curfew where you must remain in your tent? What about that, Michael?".

To which he replied "f**k all that shit, I don't have shares in Ambere Soleil. It's all tied up in f**king wellyboots for bono's sake".

At this point he took a newspaper from the table and took himself upstairs to the toilet where I heard some terrible, terrible grunting and primeaval sounds. When he returned, a foul and putrid stench accompanied him. "you are going to have to light a match up there", he chuckled.

Then, without finshing his double sized cup of tea he put on his baseball cap with a propellor on the top, and took off up the chimney with a laugh like at the end of Thriller.

This actually happened, so I really wouldn't bother turning up until further notice. Maybe on Thursday or Friday there might be some drizzle if we can get a RAF Nimrod up to seed the sky with silver nitrate. Otherwise, definitely don't turn up tomorrow in the morning. You'll be turned away.

Good day to you sirs.

[Tommy]

:-) Nice work

[Deepsky]

Go back to SJ APC

[Dirty_Dave]

Love it.

Heart originally skipped a beat, when i first read the topic.....

[Dirty_Dave]

Love it.

Heart originally skipped a beat, when i first read the topic.....

[___S_o_m_a__]

APC, on 22 June 2010 - 09:56 AM, said:

Then, without finshing his double sized cup of tea he put on his baseball cap with a propellor on the top, and took off up the chimney with a laugh like at the end of Thriller.

I don't believe this part one bit.

[hatethisandillloveyou]

It's just shows how much Glastonbury means. I knew 100% it wasn't real but my heart stopped for a second just seeing those words

[APC]

Deepsky, on 22 June 2010 - 10:21 AM, said:

Go back to SJ APC

Who are you who are wise with SJ?

[joebingo]

hatethisandillloveyou, on 22 June 2010 - 10:53 AM, said:

It's just shows how much Glastonbury means. I knew 100% it wasn't real but my heart stopped for a second just seeing those words

I'm glad I wasn't the only one!

[FunkyDenz]

Damn, I should have read to the end of the post before I tore up my ticket.

Anyone got any sellotape?