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[WillieG]

Serj Trouserdale, on 21 June 2010 - 09:34 AM, said:

I could go all day but I don't find Stevie Wonder jokes amusing in the slightest.

Of course not me neither, on account of them being blindest and all.  Especially ones like:

What goes...

Click-Click Is that it?
Click-Click Is that it?
Click-Click Is that it?

Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik's Cube.

[Serj Trouserdale]

WillieG, on 21 June 2010 - 09:41 AM, said:

Of course not me neither, on account of them being blindest and all.  Especially ones like:

What goes...

Click-Click Is that it?
Click-Click Is that it?
Click-Click Is that it?

Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik's Cube.

I also dislike that joke ;-)

[kaanypooch]

there is of course the cliff richard variation on the original:

Cliff Richard is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice “Play tits and fanny ! Play tits and fanny!”

Cliff is a bit annoyed at this and tells the guy, "I'm Cliff Richard, I dont have any songs that sound like that" The guy keeps on at him, asking again for him to play "tits and fanny" until eventually Cliff invites him up onstage to sing it.

The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing…
“Tits and fanny, that we don't talk anymore...”

[Neville Street]

That Cliff one actually made me chuckle a bit  

[defstereo]

Someone bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for christmas, he said it was the most violent book he'd ever read!

[Runner]

kaanypooch, on 21 June 2010 - 10:04 AM, said:

there is of course the cliff richard variation on the original:

Cliff Richard is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice “Play tits and fanny ! Play tits and fanny!”

Cliff is a bit annoyed at this and tells the guy, "I'm Cliff Richard, I dont have any songs that sound like that" The guy keeps on at him, asking again for him to play "tits and fanny" until eventually Cliff invites him up onstage to sing it.

The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing…
“Tits and fanny, that we don't talk anymore...”

Oh dear, this actually made me laugh!  

defstereo, on 21 June 2010 - 11:16 AM, said:

Someone bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for christmas, he said it was the most violent book he'd ever read!

I do wish folk would read the other posts ...  


Peace x

[sifi]

Runner, on 21 June 2010 - 11:34 AM, said:

I do wish folk would read the other posts ...  

I do wish I hadn't read this thread

[Runner]

sifimaster, on 21 June 2010 - 12:19 PM, said:

I do wish I hadn't read this thread

Ha! Indeed ...  

Peace x

[ampersand]

sifimaster, on 21 June 2010 - 12:19 PM, said:

I do wish I hadn't read this thread

least you can!!!

[al_coholic]

While we are on jokes for today,

What do you call a man with 11 pricks






















Fabio

Edited by al_coholic, 21 June 2010 - 01:00 PM.

[mungo57]

please dont hurt me but whats black and screams?


stevie wonder answering the iron.


I am sad, yes

[Serj Trouserdale]

Three jokes repeated twice. Lame.

[Alf Tupper]

Can never find humour in mocking the afflicted but as a joke thread has run on this I would like to add one:

I was enjoying a bit of bum sex with my girlfriend when she turned to me and said; "Hmm mmm mmhmphmm mm hmmph!"




Don't you just love gaffa tape?!