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[T.Funster]

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice “Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!”

Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild.
The little old man jumps up again and shouts “No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord.”

A bit ticked off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise.
The little old man jumps up again. “No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord.”

Well and truly outraged that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage “OK smart ass. You get up here and do it!”

The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing…
“A jazz chord to say I ruv you...”

[barney73]

[The Nal]

[jimbo68]

Good 1.

[barkley87]

hehe. i actually 'loled'.

[Glastoboy]

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[dirty_dog]

6/10 for me.

[Serj Trouserdale]

racist

[Partyofspecialthingstodo]

Have You seen Stevie Wonder's wife?






Neither has he.




I'm here til Thursday.

[tonyblair]

by the by... I'm hoping he doesn't play that as much as I hope he does play I Believe When I Fall In  Love


ps (and in inevitable pedant mode)... a minor chord isn't really a jazz chord  

and more importantly, weatherwise... what an amazing start to the week!

[farewellandgoodnight]

Serj Trouserdale, on 21 June 2010 - 09:00 AM, said:

racist

But funny!

[tommmy]

Partyofspecialthingstodo, on 21 June 2010 - 09:03 AM, said:

Have You seen Stevie Wonder's wife?






Neither has he.




I'm here til Thursday.

Stevie Wonder's wife bought him a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.

[WillieG]

farewellandgoodnight, on 21 June 2010 - 09:09 AM, said:

But funny!

racist

but very slightly amusing......ish

[Serj Trouserdale]

Another Racist Stevie Wonder Joke could be....

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.


Racist, blindist and not at all funny.

[WillieG]

Serj Trouserdale, on 21 June 2010 - 09:26 AM, said:

Another Racist Stevie Wonder Joke could be....

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.


Racist, blindist and not at all funny.

        

no no, not funny at all

you racist

[Serj Trouserdale]

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonders speed boat.

[WillieG]

Serj Trouserdale, on 21 June 2010 - 09:29 AM, said:

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonders speed boat.

Beginning to weaken, i'd quit while you're ahead if i were you

[Serj Trouserdale]

WillieG, on 21 June 2010 - 09:32 AM, said:

Beginning to weaken, i'd quit while you're ahead if i were you

I could go all day but I don't find Stevie Wonder jokes amusing in the slightest.

[jimmyt]

What goes Click!Click! Have I done it yet?  Click! Click! Have I done it yet?  Click! Click! Have I......?









Stevie Wonder with a Rubik's cube!

[windy_miller]

jimmyt, on 21 June 2010 - 09:36 AM, said:

What goes Click!Click! Have I done it yet?  Click! Click! Have I done it yet?  Click! Click! Have I......?









Stevie Wonder with a Rubik's cube!

Winner!


Stevie Wonder walks into a shop with his guide dog.  He picks the dog up and starts twirling it round his head on its lead.  At the same time he starts waving his white stick wildly around, knocking things off the shelves.  The shop assistant comes over and says "Can I help you?".  "No thanks," Stevie replies, "I'm just browsing"