51 replies to this topic

[Sabcully]

I have done    Seriously, I couldn't go down there if the smell made me gag!

+1, bloody right, and why not.
There is nothing worse than 5 day old Smegma around the head. NOTHING!

[mandypants]

There are several products for women. Women feel ok to buy such products but I dont think guys would be too happy putting 'sweaty balls and cheese bell end wash' in their trolley

[Happy Chappy]

Bloody hell    You sure it's not the smell coming from your cheesy sweaty bollocks?  Reckon your nose is too near your arse, you cheeky f**ker  

Ignoring Tommmy's blatant trolling, in my experience it isn't a chaps balls that smell cheesy, it's the cock and foreskin combination... the equation is something like C = D x F² where C = cheesiness, D = days without a good scrub, and F is whether a foreskin is present or not (foreskin = 10, cut = 1).

See also "taking her up the Oxo Tower".

Mmmm... Oxo Tower, great restaurant  

[Queeg]

Bloody hell    You sure it's not the smell coming from your cheesy sweaty bollocks?  Reckon your nose is too near your arse, you cheeky f**ker  

pmsl.... that is bimble gold mand ...stilll giggling as i type

[mandypants]

pmsl.... that is bimble gold mand ...stilll giggling as i type

[siman]

I have done    Seriously, I couldn't go down there if the smell made me gag!

+1, bloody right, and why not.
There is nothing worse than 5 day old Smegma around the head. NOTHING!

Er definitely +1 for me to!

[toooldtoknowbetter]

*Dons science anorak*

It's pheromones. Us male chaps are more sensitive to female odours, and female chaps of a lady type are more cogniscent of masculine wiffiness. As peoples of the opposite gender are more differenter to us than other folk of the same gender we notice their pheromonal outpourings to a greater degree, so to speak.

*removes anorak*

So give it a wash you smelly ****s, but rest assured, I'm going nowhere near anyones bits, laundered or otherwise.

Edited by toooldtoknowbetter, 08 June 2010 - 10:18 AM.

[muddyslingbax]

Ignoring Tommmy's blatant trolling, in my experience it isn't a chaps balls that smell cheesy, it's the cock and foreskin combination... the equation is something like C = D x F² where C = cheesiness, D = days without a good scrub, and F is whether a foreskin is present or not (foreskin = 10, cut = 1).


Mmmm... Oxo Tower, great restaurant  

hmm...you have a talent for algebra; refeshing to see  

[muddyslingbax]

everyone will be stinking to a degree (Tommy however will be proper kicking up i reckon; strange how he could even contemplate getting it on with a stranger in poor Amanda's absence as nobody will go near him;)   )  

For me, Trips down south definately on hold for the weekend

[saxybird]

Hygiene Tips for Men

Tommy - this one's for you  

Edited by saxybird, 08 June 2010 - 10:33 AM.

[Wooderson]

This thread is amusing but neglects one all conquering fact.

After 3/4 days a filthy man ass stinks WAY worse than wizard's sleeve.

[tommmy]

everyone will be stinking to a degree (Tommy however will be proper kicking up i reckon; strange how he could even contemplate getting it on with a stranger in poor Amanda's absence as nobody will go near him;)   )  

For me, Trips down south definately on hold for the weekend

There have been one or two digs at my personal hygiene on this thread, however I can assure you I am meticulous with my cleanliness. Also what started about hygiene, people soon turned into sex, but nothing surprises me with you lot any more.

As for Amanda, well there have been developments on that front, I was thinking of telling you in the "new girlfriend" thread but I didn't want to be seen bumping my own topic.