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[tommmy]

Ladies, 5 days camping without shower facilities can cause some problems. Whilst a quick once over with baby wipes and a squirt of deodourant will keep you in a generally aceptable level of cleanliness, certain areas require more thoroughness. If you don't have good feminine hygiene, on a hot day, with hundreds or thousands of you in a small area, the smell can emanate into the atmosphere. There are an array of products on the market and with a little research I'm sure you will find something suitable. Don't be lead into a false sense of security with purely external cleanliness, I'm a strong believer in stagnant pond syndrome, it's ok until you stick your welly in it.

[grandadcollective]

Ladies, 5 days camping without shower facilities can cause some problems. Whilst a quick once over with baby wipes and a squirt of deodourant will keep you in a generally aceptable level of cleanliness, certain areas require more thoroughness. If you don't have good feminine hygiene, on a hot day, with hundreds or thousands of you in a small area, the smell can emanate into the atmosphere. There are an array of products on the market and with a little research I'm sure you will find something suitable. Don't be lead into a false sense of security with purely external cleanliness, I'm a strong believer in stagnant pond syndrome, it's ok until you stick your welly in it.

How do you get five fish out of a pair of tights?

[droneoid]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi...26174603AAf3YR9

Edited by droneoid, 07 June 2010 - 10:04 AM.

[mandypants]

Bloody hell    You sure it's not the smell coming from your cheesy sweaty bollocks?  Reckon your nose is too near your arse, you cheeky f**ker  

[grandadcollective]

Bloody hell    You sure it's not the smell coming from your cheesy sweaty bollocks?  Reckon your nose is too near your arse, you cheeky f**ker  

Ha ha!

[grandadcollective]

I am sure we all remember the "Yeasty Clunge" incident?

[ivan]

I know someone who has seen Marillion over 250 times and would love Fish to appear at Glastonbury.

She still harks back to the old days of Market Square Heroes and Grendel !

  

[Felna]

I know someone who has seen Marillion over 250 times and would love Fish to appear at Glastonbury.

She still harks back to the old days of Market Square Heroes and Grendel !

  

+1, I'd go see him if he appeared, a great performer and songwriter.

[tommmy]

Bloody hell    You sure it's not the smell coming from your cheesy sweaty bollocks?  Reckon your nose is too near your arse, you cheeky f**ker  

Whilst I agree with the sentiments of this post and men should surely keep their old chap clean, man cheese odour doesn't emanate from the pants to the atmosphere.

[LittlemissC]

Oh don't worry Tommmy, i'm sure you'll have nothing to worry about - I doubt there will be any female interest coming your way

[**claire**]

Bloody hell    You sure it's not the smell coming from your cheesy sweaty bollocks?  Reckon your nose is too near your arse, you cheeky f**ker  

    

I think he asked for that one!

[mandypants]

Whilst I agree with the sentiments of this post and men should surely keep their old chap clean, man cheese odour doesn't emanate from the pants to the atmosphere.

Don't fool yourself honey  

[Katster]

Don't fool yourself honey  

Yeah, I can smell his cheese balls from here!

[LittlemissC]

Poor old Tommmy - just be him and his hand as usual for Glasto love action.  Mind and wash your hand love, save on the whiff when you walk by....

[Bernsville]

I would just like to point out that i disagree with the OP.

You will find me stood in the middle of a herd of sweaty women on the the Sunday, nose in the air, inhaling clunge tonic.  Let it fester Girls, it only adds more character!

[saratink]

I would just like to point out that i disagree with the OP.

You will find me stood in the middle of a herd of sweaty women on the the Sunday, nose in the air, inhaling clunge tonic.  Let it fester Girls, it only adds more character!

hahahhahahahahhhahhahahhhahahahahhahahh

[tommmy]

Don't fool yourself honey  

I don't want to start a "who's smellier, men or women?" debate, sure any individual can have personal hygiene issues. However, there is a reason for all the feminine products available and lack of male ones. Please don't take this personally, I'm sure your one smells lovely.

[strudders]

Ahhhh a fishy clunge thread.......

or


Ewwww a fishy clunge thread...

but as has been said blokes pong just as woman do as well unless you take personal hygiene measures... which lets be honest is always a good thing.

Wet wipes 1 smelly undercarriage 0

simples...

[obeque]

I don't want to start a "who's smellier, men or women?" debate, sure any individual can have personal hygiene issues. However, there is a reason for all the feminine products available and lack of male ones. Please don't take this personally, I'm sure your one smells lovely.

I can settle this one I work on a oil rig with 160 blokes and never a pong is smelt soon as a woman comes on all you can smell is their perfume its not us having to hide our odours is it now

[Katster]

I don't want to start a "who's smellier, men or women?" debate, sure any individual can have personal hygiene issues. However, there is a reason for all the feminine products available and lack of male ones. Please don't take this personally, I'm sure your one smells lovely.

Indeed. Proving that women aren't ashamed to buy and use products should they need them, whereas blokes would rather just fester in their own cheese ball stench.