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[Arcane2]

wash your dick with a wetwipe before you endulge. I dred to think what gunk would be on there after 5 days of camping.

So many horrible images flashing through my mind.  

[ukslim]

Is your girlfriend working class?

If she is, and you cheat on her, you have not only cheated on poor Amanda, but also on the entire British working class civil rights movement, the whole Trade Union movement and any other affiliated socialist bodies.

+1

Solidarity, brothers and sisters.

[tommmy]

The thing is all the knee jerk anti-cheating posts are really relevant to long term relationships, we don't even call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend. One friend said it's a bit like a new job, she should honour any prebooked commitments.

[Rolf Harris]

Obviously if you wouldn't want her getting rattled on a weekend away then its probably no right you putting it about, so if your with her stay faithfull and want to stay with her then stay faithful.

[deschwah]

3 page of bites.. top trolling

[Arcane2]

The thing is all the knee jerk anti-cheating posts are really relevant to long term relationships, we don't even call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend. One friend said it's a bit like a new job, she should honour any prebooked commitments.

    That's one way of looking it.

[cejx]

The thing is all the knee jerk anti-cheating posts are really relevant to long term relationships, we don't even call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend. One friend said it's a bit like a new job, she should honour any prebooked commitments.

You really are a bit of a nob aren't you?

[BlackHole2006]

Unfortunately is frowned upon in court though.

True but if the Lawyer says it it's fine. I know people who are lawyers and they say that in most horrific cases it works.

[emmmmma]

Ask Amanda about this, she will break up with you, and then you can around shagging as many people as you like. Everybody wins.

[farewellandgoodnight]

The thing is all the knee jerk anti-cheating posts are really relevant to long term relationships, we don't even call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend. One friend said it's a bit like a new job, she should honour any prebooked commitments.

Post of the day right there^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     

[lucyginger]

This is the best thread I've read all day.

[tommmy]

Is there anyone here who has been with their partner for 20 years, married with children? Would you really care if you found out your other half had a bit of "how's yer father" within the first couple of week of meeting each other?

[eFestivals]

The thing is all the knee jerk anti-cheating posts are really relevant to long term relationships, we don't even call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend. One friend said it's a bit like a new job, she should honour any prebooked commitments.

PMSL

[Langdale Wolf]

Is there anyone here who has been with their partner for 20 years, married with children? Would you really care if you found out your other half had a bit of "how's yer father" within the first couple of week of meeting each other?

If it was with you, I'd be straight down the law courts!!  

[elias]

Is there anyone here who has been with their partner for 20 years, married with children? Would you really care if you found out your other half had a bit of "how's yer father" within the first couple of week of meeting each other?

Been married 24 years. Would I be unhappy? You bet your hairy arse I would. It's more about trust than the physical act.
Just ask yourself if you want a long term relationship with this girl or not.

Kev

[mandypants]

Tis cheating.  And you have the extra special chance of getting a nice STD to take back to Amanda - nice!

[londonlady]

Why not just ask her? If it would be absolutely not cheating, then she'll be fine with the whole idea (and may feel less bad about anything she gets up to while you're gone) and everyone knows where they stand. If she's not fine with it, either abide by what she says and agree that that's where you are in your fledgeling relationship (and explain that you wanted to set the tone for open and honest communication now, which is why you asked rather than guessing), or decide that getting your leg over at Glastonbury is more important, and end it with her.

Cor, actually communicating with people - it's a crazy idea but it just might work.

[Rolf Harris]

Why not just ask her? If it would be absolutely not cheating, then she'll be fine with the whole idea (and may feel less bad about anything she gets up to while you're gone) and everyone knows where they stand. If she's not fine with it, either abide by what she says and agree that that's where you are in your fledgeling relationship (and explain that you wanted to set the tone for open and honest communication now, which is why you asked rather than guessing), or decide that getting your leg over at Glastonbury is more important, and end it with her.

Cor, actually communicating with people - it's a crazy idea but it just might work.

"Amanda, we've been getting on well recently..... you know i'm going to glastonbury next week.....Am I alright to f**k other girls....super, love you."

Amanda will either f**k you off or f**k about if you do this. In fact imagine she said yes and then she didn't f**k about, doormatt behaviour that.

I think this is going to end with you Tommmy asking, not getting any at glastonbury and Amanda having a bukkake party after a drunken night at the Japanese Karaoke bar.

[tommmy]

Why not just ask her? If it would be absolutely not cheating, then she'll be fine with the whole idea (and may feel less bad about anything she gets up to while you're gone) and everyone knows where they stand. If she's not fine with it, either abide by what she says and agree that that's where you are in your fledgeling relationship (and explain that you wanted to set the tone for open and honest communication now, which is why you asked rather than guessing), or decide that getting your leg over at Glastonbury is more important, and end it with her.

Cor, actually communicating with people - it's a crazy idea but it just might work.

Mmmm, had thought of this but some girls can be funny about this sort of thing, she might dump me because I contemplated it. Women!!!

[Langdale Wolf]

Amanda having a bukkake party after a drunken night at the Japanese Karaoke bar.

Does that count as one of those 'performing arts' thingies they mention on the ticket?